For those who have visited time and time again but fail to see me update my blog and for those of you who are wondering whether I am dead or alive.... well, TA-DA!
Unlike some of my brainy friends, I've got more brawns than brains and I think I would rather keep my Trial results to myself for it is a most embarrassing matter. :p I ONLY GOT 8 1As! *sigh* and 3 Bs. *sigh*
I'm proud of my Science results though, cos its my extra subject and guess what? Genius me never has to study for it. I used common sense to get....
88%!!! Yippee!!
This somewhat proves that I'm actually better off without studying. Hmph!
Enough about depressing stuff! Being human is all about being HAPPY!
Today was one of the craziest moments spent in school! Lets say I laughed, laughed and laughed all day in school NON-STOP. Ask Pat, she laughed endlessly too! Pat, Ama and I drew the most BEAUTIFUL piece of art in the history of our lives which includes Price of tennis, Prince of Tennis and MORE Prince of Tennis! Yippee!! You see, it is time for autograph signing and somehow we made Wen Wen's autograph book a most memorable one! I am, of course, most proud with my Atobe Keigo! he was the cutest thing I drew there! Of course, Fuji was cute too but then his face was.... SADLY, slightly distorted.
I'll put the page up here after Pat takes a pic of it! MY WORK OF ART (one-third of it)
Ooh, today my dad was buying bread from some vendor and I was there with him in the car! After grabbing a bread loaf, he actually asked the vendor, "BILA MATI?"
He was referring to the bread, of course. And he should have asked, "bilakah tarikh luput" instead.
But... "BILA MATI?" ???
Its almost like he was asking the vendor when was he going to die. Bwahahahahaha we had a fit of giggles after that :p
*sudden transformation*
Soviet-san! You were so romantic! Its the best two hours we ever had on the handphone! Remember, persuade your brother to join our happy little GAY men world! Women are worthless creatures!
Why want to find a woman when men are so much more dazzling then women?
SUNAKO-CHAN! YOU ARE THE ONLY WOMAN I'LL EVER ADMIRE *nosebleed fountain*
Bwahahahahaha
*sudden transformation*
Oh well.
For those who haven't since me for quite some time, I have cut my hair once again! And Sherine says she prefers the old cut. And so does Ann. But Lynn likes it, and Irene, my darling sis-in-law said that I, FOR ONCE looked feminine. Wen Wen says I look like Wu Zun ( cos he's half bald at the back) but she says its better than looking like a gay (more specifically: the gay doctor in Hana-Kimi. Not that I mind! He's SEXY!)
You are the judge! :p After all, I change my hairstyle every month.
But I like it :)
To serious matters:
I'll have to postpone my vicious plans on ruling the world for now. One of my most important comrades have suddenly decided to sell ice-cream.
WE MUST BE MALICIOUS, BANANAS! WE'RE IN FOR A SERIOUS BANANA REVOLUTION! AND IT CAN'T BE DONE BY SELLING BANANA SPLITS!
REVOLUSI BERSENJATA BERPISANGAN!
I WILL so fail my BM in SPM if I tarry on talking like that. Bwahahahahaha
Bwahahahahaha
Bwahahahahaha
I bid my dear fellow comrades, a sweet farewell. *flying kisses*
YuuRam Pairing!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
OTOKOMAE WOLFRAM!!!!!!
MY GOD!!! WOLFRAM! DON'T CRY, WOLFRAM! MY GOD, WHAT A HAPPY ENDING... YUURIXWOLFRAM MY GOD!!! ARGH!!! MURATA IS SO CUTE!!! HOW IN THE WORLD CAN ANYONE BE SO CUTE, SO SMART, SO KAKOI!!!! KKM!!! I'M SURE TO REWATCH YOU!!! AHHH!!!! THE REAL PRINCE, THE REAL MAOU IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HANDSOME!!! OTOKOMAE!!! ARGH!!! WOLFRAM!!!! YOU'RE SO CUTE!! LEMME PINCE YOU!!!! ARGHHHHHH GERAM-NYA!!!
MURATA!!!
WOLFRAM!!! WOLFRAM!!! WOLFRAM!!!
REAL PRINCE!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HIGHING!!!! FINALLY FINISHED KKM!!! 78 EPISODES!!! KKM!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO HIGHING!!! MY GOD!!!
wolfram!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS A SIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOLFRAMMMMM! MURATA!!!!
I can't believe i wrote this at 2.19 am. WOW
*nosebleed fountain, SO much it floods*
I think I'm losing my mind! But come to think of it, I am a lunatic anyway! Its a happy feeling!
Ooh, I had a most interesting time studying Sejarah with Pat earlier tonight. We were making fun of some people woth to be noted in the Sejarah book. Some of the things we noted included a guy wearing specs in page 152... We think he's trying to look smart but somehow ends up looking kinda weird striking that strange pose. What a good laugh!
And we grew fond of Sir Andrew Clarke's mustache...
We were staring at the 6-pack man somewhere in Chapter 6...
And we talked about Birch and Lela...
My oh my!
Oh, my auntie from Singapore has left for Singapore earlier today and she left me with a somewhat very important reminder... IMPROVE ON YOUR HOKKIEN. Bwahahaha I guess I'll try but I love my slang anyway...
I'VE ALSO WATCHED KKM UP TO EPISODE 71! THIS IS A GREAT FEAT FOR ME, CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I'M BANNED FROM ANIME! YIPPEE!! Only 3 more left to go... bwahahahaha! But Wolfram... Wolfram!! Wolfram lost his heart!! But... the real prince is too handsome to be true... how can I get mad at him??? *drowns in a pool of nose bleed*
Murata, how could you do this to YUURI?? But how can I get mad at you?? You're also too handsome... ahhhhh.... *waddles in my pool of nose bleed* Serves Yuuri right, how can he mistreat Wolfram like that!!!! WOLFRAM.... *sinks in my pool of nosebleed*
I MUST FINISH KKM TONIGHT. AWAIT MY POST.
Hmm... nothing much anymore just another message to my soon to rule the world comrades...
GO BANANAS!! BANANA REVOLUTION!!!
I think I shall go practice a Lelouch laugh now? Ooh Khai Ying ama!! You see? I have something new to do in the mirror already, apart from... "yo yo yo"!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *lelouch's cackles*
To my dear comrades, nothing has been quite that interesting today, unless, you count an aunty of mine who came all the way from Singapore to laugh at my Hokkien. She has not been to our little hometown for 20 years and to hear me speak my fluent Hokkien was all but a laugh :(
I was telling my grandmother there were rocks by the seaside in place of a swimming pool (never mind where) but since I didn't know the Hokkien word for 'rocks' I said batu, since our language is rojak, anyway. The Singapore aunty laughed and laughed at me, because according to her 'version', she had though 'batu' was 'bak tu'... as in... a cupboard made of pigs!
Bwahahahahaha
And I wonder whether it was me, or was he Hokkien REALLY 'deep'?
Another thing to laugh about was 'octopus' in Hokkien. I learned from the market that 'octopus' is called 'tu boh leng', and when I told her my new-found knowledge, the older people laughed even more. My theory was that 'tu boh', as in female pig, had boobs ('leng') like that of an octopus' leg and therefore it was then called 'tu boh leng'. To my surprise, they laughed harder.
:(
So, to my dear comrades, today, you may laugh at me but - one day I shall rule the world! I will have Manda, Mandy, Wai Yee, Khai Ying, Patrice, Wen Wen, Irene and Hui Mei to help achieve this goal! Beware my people, for I have warned you. With my affiliates, the world will be a better place to live in.
A place ruled by wackos is a new revolution for the good of the world as well as for the good of mankind.
You may laugh now, but then we'll see who gets the 2nd laugh.
Bwahahahahaha
From: A SOON TO BE RULER OF THE WORLD
Bwahahahahaha (see, I'm also having the THIRD laugh)
Bwahahahahaha (and the 4th)
I have come to a sudden realisation that my friends' blogs are no-nonsense blogs. They speak of such deep stuff in life. And well, mine... clearly shows just how... lunatic-al, or rather, how carefree I really am.
But anyway, wo shi wo and I am me because this is myself! And my blog FITS because it is, after all, 'ramblings of a (happy) lunatic'.
And just like Pat said, I'm not the same person I used to be when I was in Form 2, 3 or 4.
If anybody wants to compare the differences between the old me and the new me, feel free to read my 'Philosophy of Hippos'. I had a good laugh reading the nonsense I wrote in Form 2 (or was it Form 3?)
I've changed for the better! Ain't I wackier, crazier, madder, insane-r now? I love myself.
Now, moving on to a very important issue:
MY PRINTER HAS NO INK! AND I FOUND SUCH A FANTAASTIC FANFIC! OH, SIS-IN-LAW, IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE PRINT IT FOR ME! YUURI'S HOT DATE! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE! WOLFRAM! WOLFRAM! WOLFRAM! WOLFRAM!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you would excuse me, I must take my leave before I go 'high-ing' about Wolfram.
ps - Oh, Pat, are you not at home?
I'm frustrated! My mum has stolen my one chance of ever meeting a Japanese male (as in, a real one that can actually walk into my simple life and somehow make my life turn into some happy fairy tale ending) !! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So, it was in the afternoon when I decided to daydream (for those who have read my Yearly Planner then they will realise that under the weekly-things-to-do there is something called 'daydream for an hour') about all things Japanese... men, songs, Japan itself and blah, even its culture. The handphone had snapped me out of my daydream and someone had sent my mum a message. My mum read it and she called her friend back and I heard something about Japanese and a very firm, 'no, thank you'.
Being such an 'otaku' that I am, naturally I asked my mum about it. SHE SAID:
"MY FRIEND ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO BECOME A HOST FOR THE JAPANESE HOME STAY PROGRAM FROM 28 DEC TO 2 JAN. SHE SAID I COULD CHOSE EITHER A MALE OR A FEMALE TO STAY AT OUR HOME. IN RETURN, IF WE EVER GO TO JAPAN THEN THEY'LL HOST US FOR FREE."
My mind exploded at that moment! What if we had invited a PRETTY BOY to come stay with us?? I'll **** him. (hahaha) What if he looks like Aiba?? That'll be so SUPER!! I was hoping to hear my mum tell me that she had agreed immediately but I think I lost my mind when I heard her say...
"Of course we won't have them over."
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IS THIS IT? Am I destined to remain single for life? Have I not got the slightest bit of luck in marrying a pretty Japanese? Will my DREAM of marrying a Japanese stay a dream forever? Is this my fate, that I will remain just an ORDINARY Malaysian? Can I not pursue further dreams of living abroad(of course, preferably Japan)?
And if that is not enough, my god-grandfather VERY RANDOMLY decided to talk to me about future stuff, like marrying. And he said that I should marry a NORMAL MALAYSIAN CHINESE so as to uphold the family name. How can he say something so RANDOM like that? And at such a time!!!
Wo te tien ar... / Watashi no kamisama...
*sigh*
Wahhh!!! Aren't holidays supposed to be interesting, fun-filled and splendid for pretty young ladies our age??? Instead, this miserable one week holiday is specially for me to grow more pimples and zits... Friends, we MUST NOT waste our youthful years stressing our black hair away! Let us work together and strive to 'scoop' pretty boys so that our youth will be filled with romance, beauty... and pretty Japanese boys... *evil grin*
Wen Wen and I had a pretty interesting topic to talk about today! If I could, and WE would - I would and WE could - want a handsome pretty elder brother to pamper and care for me! Muahahahaha (does the sentence make sense?) Anyway, Wen Wen and I both share similar dreams about possessing an out-of-this-world gorgeous older brother who would be the apple of every girls' eye. *nosebleed* Hahaha then whenever he were to receive goodies from gals, we would eat up all his chocolates and embarrass him with his love letters. Of course, he must also be a GENIUS and is able to excel in every single thing without studying... Who cares if he isn't that sweet to me but if I ever am in need of him, my darling brother will just rush over and protect me.... *swoon*
Dream on, Becky.
*sudden transformation*
Hui Mei, aniki is here to protect yer!!! And aniki is totally sexy and dashing too!!
*sudden transformation*
And this one week break must not be wasted by grieving over my marks! I must think positive! Look ahead of time! And, relax. I must not turn zombie-like, unlike SOMEONE in my class that I know of. I will not walk like I'm floating because obviously I'm not dead yet (and eating chicken wings won't make me fly) :p
I wonder why Jemi darling has to call me Major Blunder. I mean, look, our class teacher obviously does more blunders than both Jemi and I combined but he just never admits. And he called me 'beng'. We live in an unjust world. :p
Ooh and yeah! Sis-in-law and I have decided that every Friday is Ibu Shinji day! We will talk in suuuuuupppppppeeeeeeerrrrrrrr long sentences that possess no full stops and we'll just ramble on and on from one topic to another! So, friends, we are not crazy, ya? Just a little... 'high' over something sis-in-law defines as... cool. :D
And erm... ooh! I actually had a lot of free time today so I did a SUPER thorough research on myself and I discovered that I watched 1592 anime episodes from June 2006 til now, 10 October 2007! Can you believe the amount of episodes I have in my brain! I love being an otaku!! Yippee! I'll work harder! I must hit 2000 episodes by end of this year! The only problem is... I've watched most of the available anime... what else is there to watch... *inhuman sigh*
Maaf zahir dan batin, minna-san!!
The dramatic 'hime', myself, (or to the Tengoku no Versailles family: wakai shiroi gin ke oujisama Estonia von Versailles) now bid all my faithful readers a sweet farewell.
*ahhh!!!* Ames said Danson will be acting in a gay show! I don't quite know whether I should be happy or SAD but I just hope the show won't be boring or DUMB! Let's pray that Danson will be the main character... yippee!!
Yippee! I've successfully watched 28 episodes in 8 hours yesterday! This was a great feat for me because I actually watched anime from 8pm to 4 am... hehehe *smirk smirk*
Yesterday was a crazy day! I went to the Add Math seminar in KDU but how was I to know that the speaker was actually Pn. Wong's hubby? And I took of my shoe to *remove some sand* from it and I just hope he didn't quite notice. After the talk I actually asked him who he was and when he asked me to guess I asked him this... "were you an ex-MGS..." I meant to say 'teacher' but somehow my intonation all came out wrong and it sounded as though I was asking him whether he once STUDIED in MGS. *sigh*
I guess its a blunder that only I can make.
A walk in Prangin was pretty fun yesterday but as usual, I never failed to embarrass myself. Or so that's what my darling hime (Hui Mei) said. But no, Pat-chan, we didn't watch a movie so I didn't quite make a lot of noise! And btw, Khai Ying makes more noise than I do. Hahaha - that noisy grandmother. (don't tell her I said that)
Somehow I would say my overall behaviour was pretty alright since Wen Lee was around and well... everyone knows I'm frightened by her petrifying stare. She gives me one of those kinda often these few days. Apart from dangerously trying to tick my head off my shoulder!
Can I ask what is so wrong about me wearing a skirt? I am female after all - no matter how confusing my gender can be! Hui Kim and Khai Ying had their mouths opened so wide when they saw me in a skirt in tuition. Just what's wrong with me wearing a skirt? :p
*sudden transformation*
My hime, aniki is here for you always! Don't be angry at ani-wei! Aniki will treat you to more ice-cram okay? Provided if its not from Haagen Diaz (is that how you spell it) or Baskin Robbins. Gomen-ne aniki didn't see you take your leave! Don't be mad at aniki... :(
*sudden transformation*
I think only Tengoku no Versailles will understand that sudden transformation thingy. For the rest of my friends reading this... why do you think I named my blog 'Ramblings of A Lunatic'? I am a lunatic.
I should be sad... today's my last day for anime watching. Ganbatte! I can do it! Kyou Kara Maou, Code Geass, Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge, Tenimyu, Princess Princess, Bleach, POT... here I come!!
Being an Otaku RULES!!!!!! :)
To a special friend:
Well, you don't really have to cry that much you know? If you bear in your mind that you've got friends who'll be there for you no matter what, I think you'll be pretty happy! :) I know its selfish of me to tell you not to cry, but... all we can do now is to just start over a new leaf, improve on our little failures and well, hope for the best!
The most important thing is to know that you've tried your hardest! Don't listen to what others have to say... in the end, you are the one who knows yourself best!
Cry if you want to, but make sure that with every tear you drop - you'll grow stronger! Taking your own life will only cause more sorrow and pain... for the ones who have loved and cared for you. Think of us - your friends... no, we're not friends - we are a FAMILY. And we care for you, we really do!
And best of all - we are all going through one similar chapter in life. And that's how we understand.
Talk to us if you ever need to... nothing comes easy in life! And if you ever need some laughs, Fujiclan is behind you all the way! We can call you up again, and make you angry instead of making you sad.
And never forget about my sexiness... hahaha... how can you cry if you're thinking about my long white hair and beaming face? :) (I sound more and more like Gunter as time pass us by)
So don't be sad, my darling friend. Everything will fall back into its place with some time, love, and some lots of hard work! Some of our friends have experienced even more hardship than we've ever felt in life - yet, they are able to carry on. And instead, their hardships have inspired to go further than they've ever gone.
Learn from them. Failure is the best teacher in life. Nobody wants to see you sad. This is not the end! Life is a long journey and it is not a bed full of roses.
Let's strive for the best TOGETHER. With help from us, surely nothing can be too big an obstacle, eh? And we just have to believe in ourselves and never lose hope.
For a battle has ended but a war is about to begin.
by,
'watashi wa wakai bishie shiroi gin ke estonia von versailles! Anata wa, oresama no bigi ni.'
hahaha
Ooh... in case you are wondering why I can't quite update my blog that frequently its cause I'm working on my website! Its for otakus to swoon, and for me to nosebleed. Muahahahaha
And my anime sessions aren't catching up very well, sadly... I can't believe I only watched seven episodes of anime today! I should just log off and then watch as much as I can now...
MY TARGET A DAY IS 26 EPISODES
Ganbatte-ne!!
Btw... kyo wa atsui desu ne, minna?
And how could I forget to complain about my marks?
My results are horrid...
Sigh..
I THINK I'm sad...
Why must ppl update blogs??? Celebrities don't do that everyday! Look at my dashing Aiba Hiroki! He only updates his blog twice a month! (or so I think)
Anyway, I just realised that I do talk a whole lot of nonsense. And I wonder how I can actually do that! Like for example, while my friends were busy sitting for their accounts test, pat, sis-in-law and I were actually rambling away non-stop for like... 6 hours? I can't believe I skipped recess just to talk nonsense. Don't ask me what we were talking about, though. It was anything and everything yet I can't remember.
My grandmother has Alzheimer's disease. I hear that it is hereditary.
NOOOOOO!!!! I'm way too young to forget! But anyway...
Oh!! Sis-in-law and I have decided to speak in long, long monotone sentences in which full stops do not exist. We were inspired by a wonderful guy (who, of course, does not exist)! So in case anybody sees me talking to myself, well, I'm practicing! So understand, minna-san!
Whoo-hoo!! My daughter, Debz actually invited me to celebrate her birthday with her at Martini's (was it?) but of course I couldn't go. I wouldn't risk lying to my mum since I don't wish to be buried six feet under at such a young age. I'm much too HANDSOME to die.
Oh, and yes! Many ppl can't tell my gender anymore! As in whether I am female or male. I wonder if this is suppose to be a happy thing for me... since I am kinda... lunatic-al already... But don't mistaken, tomodachi-s, all in all I'm still Becky!
Yahoo!! Trials are over and i finally get to relax! At least for 5 days. I vow to finish about 176 anime episodes during this period of time... so friends, if you don't hear from me... I'm not dead yet! Bleach: Memories of Nobody was SO cool, I think I almost died watching Byakuya's Senbonzakura Kageyoshi, Ichigo's Bangkai and Hitsugayaa's Hyourinmaru... and I could have sworn I had a mad nosebleed...
I've come to realise that this blog existed some time ago but this is the first post I've actually made. I shall work hard to update my blogS! (note that: its blogS) And I have A FEW websites too... so... I will work hard!
So, I've absolutely failed Add Maths and Bio but who cares! I'm in heaven! Well, at least for five days...
