9:17 PM

BRACES for a New Year

Aloha mi amigos! Happy New Year!

And to all my fellow darlings who will be starting their tertiary education soon (those January intake-rs)... MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU. I like to take things easily, so I'll probably take the April or the June or the July intake so... if you miss me, wait for me.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I went to the orthodontist today, and it looks like I'll be wearing 'em braces
ONCE MORE thanks to my ever-moving teeth. So darlings, do remember all the "s's" that I say because in March, I highly doubt I would be able to pronounce 's' very beautifully as I do now anymore... Wearing those teeth-tying things is such a bore... :(

Oh yeah, I am catching up with LOST Season 2 (since SPM absolutely stole all my chances of touching AXN) and there are a few things that must be mentioned. For one... SAWYER IS EXTREMELY HOT!!!!! I like him up to his little.... 'goatie'. And he's a VERY cool conman! (Which happens to be one of my shared 'ambitions' with Soviet-sama). Sawyer..... *nosebleed and drools*Sawyer (which is not his real name... I can't remember the real one) too hot!!! *melts*

Be happy, darlings, for I have found a real person to drool about. But no worries, I haven't forgotten about my darling Aiba...Aiba-chin! Forever cute and MINE.

Oh! About the 4 volumes of manga I bought the other day from Borders which costed over RM100! The title is Absolute Boyfriend, and the most handsome guy in here keeps undressing himself *nosebleed* His name is Night Tenjo and YES, HE'S MINE. Here's what he looks like... (most of the pics I have of him are of him naked...) *melts into a pool of blood*

Night is the first one from the right! Sadly, I don't bother to remember the names of the two other people in this picture. They just don't appeal that much to me.
Night Tenjo!! All naked and wrapped up in a beautiful box!!


Tenjo, being stupid (yet cute!!)! He is a love figurine, anyway, for those who don't know.Night... yet again, naked.... *dreamy eyes and drools*

I haven't forgotten about Claymore, though! *lesbiany vibes* I heard (read) that the second season will be out in April 2008 so I'll be a good girl and wait very impatiently for it to be subbed and uploaded. And if I don't run out of patience, I WILL BUY SEASON TWO.
Teresa!! Teresa!! Oh, by the way, Manda, Mandy and Soviet-sama, did you all know Galactea is... BLIND?? My 'love icon'! XD BLIND!! But no worries, I love her all the same! She's cool.

*sudden transformation*
No worries Yunoki-sama! My little gay heart never forgets about you! *dances around*
My Yunoki-sama *love love* with Tsukimori Len, the blue-haired, ice cool man who managed to melt both my darling imoto and my sis-in-law's hearts.

Pat darling, I believe my beautiful gay eyes sees the best in a man. I do not doubt my judgment that 'Mr. Iron Lips' and 'Chinaman Rapist' are indeed Mr. Iron Lips and Chinaman rapist. I beg of you, kindly don't land your fists on my beautiful face... *flicks my silver hair* ... or on my beautiful hair! Like my darling imoto said, you can be frightening when you're mad...

*squeals*

*suddden transformation*

Ah yes... the complicated array of emotions that I have. Switching from gay hormones to those lesbian-y throbbing is something not made possible by others. If one should feel what I do feel, one would collapse due to the overwhelming emotions i feel.

BWAHAHAHAHA

And yes, what a wonderful way to start a new year! I heard from some unreliable sources that petrol prices will be up by 40 cent!

God bless all drivers!

11:06 PM

Merry Christmas ALL!!! #2

In my description previously, I forgot to add that he must be tall. Scratch that, he must be taller than ME.

(Fuji WILL grow. He is, after all, only 15.)

Oh, and I found some very beautiful Claymore pics and so I shall post them here for my darling kotaishi, Soviet-sama and for myself, of course. And for those wonderful Claymore fans out there! *winks at Manda* *winks at Mandy*

CLAYMOREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLAYMOREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Beautiful, long white haired Dweller of the Deep, Easley of the North.

My beautiful Galactea darling, Claymore #3

Some scenes from episode 25... I think.

My beautiful, fearful, powerful, Teresa of the Faint Smile, previously the #1 Claymore, and also hailed to be the most powerful #1 in history.

Beautiful, flexible Teresa of the Faint Smile, flexing her beautiful butt as she threatens to chop off IDIOT, @#$%@#* TREACHEROUS Priscilla, the #2 Claymore then.

CLAYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLAYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*lesbiany vibes*

10:42 PM

Merry Christmas ALL!!!

Merry Christmas all!! My Christmas was extremely dull, but I somehow managed to persuade my mum to get me a laptop so considering how 'speedily' mum and dad decides to do things, it looks like I'll only be the proud owner of a laptop let's say... in not less than six months to come? Well, I do believe that THAT IS the fastest my parents can decide on something so horribly expensive. And we'll probably be living off 'koay teow thing' or something everyday for the next 3 months or whatever...

All of us do want something for Christmas, eh? So I did a little bit of daydreaming today under the scorching Chinese New Year sun and realised that I am somewhat, old enough to be dreaming about an eligible bachelor who would steal my heart away. I'll daydream a bit and pretend to be Mel for a day... heh heh...

HE MUST BE FAIR AND PRETTY!! Not dark like others would usually want, but he must be slightly muscular too. HE MUST NOT BE A SISSY. He must not look like a Chinaman rapist *ahem: Pat* but he must look dashing. Preferably no iron-like lips (like those stung by a bee) *ahem: Pat* but he must have nice, deep features. I would like silver haired men, but where we live, silver haired men are mostly in their 70s so... NO! HE MUST BE AT MOST ONLY FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN ME!!! Somehow, I would like SLIGHTLY gay-ish men, for my mum has introduced me to several gay friends of hers, and I MUST say, WHAT A SPECTACULAR PERSONALITY! They are so carefree, so happy, so ELEGANT, and.... more feminine than me. And they dance. VERY WELL. But no sissys... no sissys...

Uh, wait... I think I somewhat know this beautiful person who is suit to be my dream partner! He sounds very much like... very much like...

*sudden transformation*

*flicks white hair in one fluid, gentle movement* There's only one gay that'll fit that whole description, and it is me! Sorry for being insensitive like how I UN-usually am, but I am, after all... tied to my current #1 Bishie-in-my-list YUNOKI-SAMA!!! (Fuji, Wolfram, Aiba are all in that one list too)


Sad to say that woman (man?) is not I, the one and only gay that goes around saying 'oresama wakai shiroi gin ke bishie Estonia von Versailles, Oujisama Tengoku no Versailles'. That red-haired fool can steal MY Yunoki for now, but there will come one day, when he realises my true nature and finds my astounding beauty. And that is when... I will be waiting for him. Our long hairs will entwine.. and... and...

*nosebleed*

*sudden transformation*

....


...


...


... ME.

Darn, this festive season is making me more and more whacked than ever. Did I hit my head somewhere? I sure hope I did, 'cos I'm freaking myself out.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10:11 PM

He puts friends above his family. He would rather spend 3 hours with him than 10 minutes with her. He never ceases to drop a comment on her, be it downright sarcastic or just straightforward. He speaks in a tone that nobody is allowed to question his authority. And she has no right to speak back. Be it Xmas, there's nothing for her under the tree. He doesn't even spend the day with her.

She is vulnerable. Tears always threaten to fall. She hates to let people know. She can't show others just how weak she is. Be it Xmas, her heart is ultimately crushed.

So what if those Xmas carols are playing in the living room? There's no joy in it. And while others go to church, she sits at home to celebrate a boring Xmas. She bares her soul to the books she reads and hides her tears behind the brown pages.

I HATE IT when she's so weak and vulnerable. She is she, and I am me. But she too is me, in a way that only I can feel, because I am one with her. I HATE IT when she cries; it's hopeless, tears are hopeless, but faith is hope. I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE HER.

And with faith, and all the hope in it... she will change. Not for him, but for her, and for me.

4:53 PM

NEW LAYOUT!!!!

It took me the whole of last night and the whole of today because I was absolutely struggling with Photoshop. I am new to it, anyway...

*yawns*

I need some sleep!!

Btw, has anyone seen my Ouran manga vol 1 and 2, my Air Gear, my Busuo Renkin, my Tsubasa 2? There's plenty of other stuff missing, and right now I'm too lazy (and worried) to blog about it. I can't seem to find RM620 worth of anime/manga... I shall do a thorough stock check and find out the missing stuff.

After a take a good sleep.

*sudden transformation*
A gay needs plenty of rest for good complexion! After all, beautiful ME is only fit for Yunoki-sama!
*sudden transformation*

*yawns* I'm turning into an owl.

12:55 AM

Money Management

I successfully spent ONLY RM11.40 today! The lowest amount spent on my outings after all these years!! I would like to thank Irene darling, Pat dearie and old ama for helping me to control my spending. If it weren't for them... I would never have acheived this great feat! *applause*

Pat dearie looked wonderful in her new swimsuit though ama and I would have loved it if she had wanted to try on something more revealing. :p And no, we're not being horny. All in all, the both of our savings combined (ama and i) would have only been able to buy the top part of the swim suit (or else). So, no complaints! Pat looked really nice in it, though. I would have looked absolutely FLAT in it. *sigh*

Oh, I went to shop for bras and I'm not 34A anymore! I'm 36A now! (Vinny, are you reading this? Next year's bra size shall be this.) I was pretty annoyed when she told me, "Don't worry, little one. This bra size is small, and there's no smaller one anymore! Don't worry that it will be too big for you." Can I sue that shop? I mean... what kind of salesgirl says that to her customers? And she didn't quite take that to be offending.

You didn't expect me to write a weird-less post right??

*sudden transformation*
YUNOKI-SAMA!!! My sensitive gay heart beats for your gentle smile, your soothing music, and your warm character!! Say you'll stay with me forever!! Let's be gay partners!!
*sudden transformation*

OH! I had a great time roling 'ee' for tang yuen just now! My tang yuen is very successful, people! I do not add poison in them! Surprised?

Bwahahahaha

Irene darling, I will miss you for sure! Do remember to write to us occasionally? And do reply our messages on your handphone? Never forget my beautiful face? Always treasure our happy times? Remember how we slept on the floor side by side? Me stealing your food all the time?

Remember that we still have one date together! WE MUST SLEEP TOGETHER IN A HOTEL.

All those people out there reading this, don't get me wrong!! :)

11:05 PM

LESBIAN-Y

BWAHAHAHAHA FRIENDS OUT THERE, WATCH CLAYMORE AND YOU'LL KNOW WHY I'M EXPERIENCING THESE LESBIAN-Y VIBES. Before I jump into that... I shall talk about serious stuff first.

Why is my blog full of all things anime?????? It's frightening me, no matter how often I look at it. *shivers* And if you would carefully examine my daily things-to-do, it will frighten you (and me) even more. Let's take today as an example.

I woke up at11.30 today, bathe, ate, and I READ ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND THE MANGA. Then it was time for lunch, so I ate then I settled down to READ DEVIL MAY CRY 2 NOVEL. I finished it within an hour and so I proceeded on to watch CLAYMORE THE ANIME. I watched it all afternoon and it was dinner time. I ate dinner and walked around a little then I got high thinking about ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND and the naked guy in there so I TRIED TO DRAW HIM. I gave up halfway and I thought about Yunoki-sama *nosebleed* and I surfed the net to find his pics. Then I came here, to blog on my blog while waiting for D. GRAY MAN and DEATHNOTE the ANIME to load. And I'll watch it throughout the night.

READERS!!!!!! *grabs my hair and yanks them out* AM I TURNING INTO THOSE FREAKY LITTLE NERDY PEOPLE WHO WEAR GLASSES, LOOK HORRID, WITH THOSE FLABBY STOMACHS AND UTTERLY LANGUID BODY MOVEMENTS WHO SLOUCHES AROUND HERE AND THERE CALLING THEMSELVES OTAKU???????

At the rate I'm going, I'll be fat.
I'm wearing glasses.
My body functions are slowing.
I AM wobbling around here and there like a spine-less person.

SHIMATTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sudden transformation*

Ah, on the other hand, I still look gorgeous and un-horrid. (or else my imoto would have run away from her aniki, myself by now.)
Beautiful gays have no flabby stomachs. (tears open shirt) Be wowed by my beauty!!!
I have purple eyes. (Contact lenses)
My body movements are still gentle and bony. To prove this... *gently flicks my long silver hair which blows and dances in rhythm to the wind*

*sudden transformation*

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why can't I ever write a normal post? Forgive me, Mother... I have failed you as a normal daughter... *dramatic wails*

By the way, those purple eyes thingy (contact lenses) ain't true. I'm still all specy til Mummy decides to match my eyes with my hair colour.

But if my hair is the same colour as my eyes... I'll be a silver-haired witch!! A CLAYMORE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

.... I'm not making sense.

The point is, I'm lesbian-y because I have found this absolutely gorgeous female characters who dance around blood and detached limbs with their almighty swords and youki which gives them somewhat power to attach or regenerate their limbs. Erm... let's just put it that CLAYMORE is just bloody violent. These should explain things.

Clare, who adores Teresa
Teresa, whom I adore... IMAGINE MY PAIN SEEING HER HEAD CUT OFF!!!!
L to R: Idiot Priscilla, IDIOT Ophelia, Clare!!!, Irene!!!!, and TERESA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women warriors...
IDIOT OPHELIA which became the Awakened One. MAY SHE DIE A PAINFUL DEATH FOR MAKING CLARE LOSE AN ARM.


BLOOD!!! AND GORE!!!!! BWAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!! Absolutely what I need in this beautiful revolution of anime! Gosh, this anime is even more violent than Hellsing. By a MILE. Absolutely love it! Though I hate some very many people in this show.

*lesbiany-y vibes*

Darn, I shouldn't watch an all-female character show. I shall stick to Yunoki-sama with his absolutely warm and gentle smile...

(Teresa! Clare!)

1:03 AM

I FINISHED PRIMO PASSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE ANYBODY EVERYONE!!!! PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS SONG - WHERE TO GET IT FOR FREE!!! ONEGAI~!

Partita for Solo Flute in A Minor BWV 1013 IV Bouree Anglaise by Johann Sebastian Bach!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!! YES, I KNOW THE TITLE IS LONG BUT I MUST HAVE IT. IT WAS PLAED BY MY DARLING YUNOKI AZUMA!!!!!!!!!! YUNOKI AZUMA PLAYED IT IN HIS THIRD SELECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *nosebleed*

Yunoki..... (in a most ghostly voice)
On a second note, I FINISHED WATCHING PRIMO PASSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a weird ending, I would say. But I'll be off downloading all the classical music featured in there. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe I just said that.

All in all, I also feel that I'm turning lesbian-ny cos me ish starting to have feelings for Clare (Claymore). Did I just say that? Gosh, that was freaky.

*sudden transformation*
MY SENSITIVE GAY HEART STICKS WITH YUNOKI!!!!!!!! (for now)
*sudden transformation*

Whee! Me gotta go and download many many classical music right now so tata! I MUST HUNT FOR THAT BACH PARTITA 4 THAT YUNOKI DARLING PLAYED. Those ppl out there better co-operate, or else... *censored*

2:10 AM

YUNOKI AZUMA!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIMIZU KEIICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HANDSOME HANDSOME KAKOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YUNOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *NOSEBLEED*
YUNOKI!!!!!!!!!!! AISHITERU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SHIMIZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIMIZU!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIMIZU!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN FEEL MY FACE ALL FLUSHED UP!!!!!!!!!! SO HANDSOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, don't worry, sis-in-law darling, I'm not interested in Len. I love Yunoki-sama and Shimizu-kouhai, though.

LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*melts into nothingness*

Btw, Pat darling, I've spent the BORDERS thing on FOUR VOLUMES OF ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND. I feel incredibly poor right now though I felt extremely rich at the time I stepped out of Borders... *sigh* But then now is no time to be sad since there's...

YUNOKI-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KEIICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keiichi looks so... Wolfram-ish. All the better!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!

*evaporates to thin air*

2:18 AM

*love love*




Yunoki-sama

PRIMO PASSO!!!!

*noseblees* Oh... Yunoki Azuma-sama my darling...

1:17 AM

I FINISHED THE LEGEND OF DRAGOON!!!

I FINISHED LEGEND OF DRAGOON AND I IMMEDIATELY CAME RIGHT HERE TO BLOG ABOUT IT. AFTER TWO LONG YEARS OF RIDICULOUSLY LOW HP, ABSURDLY LOW DAMAGE POINTS AND PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNT OF DAMAGE RECEIVED BY MY CHARACTERS... I FINISHED THE GAME.

I FINISHED THE GAME. The words THE END appeared for the first time instead of countless game overs.

The last boss was a fr**king little thing with three forms and seven generations which almost killed my humble little characters. Without Albert... I would not have made it... All because of stupid Dart who wishes to rescue Shana but refuses to even admit his love til the very end... Stupid Melbhu Frahma was the thing with the most HP that I've ever witnessed... Took me more than an hour to kill it... *babble babble*

Forgive me for my constant ramblings.

You're right, Mandy, failure is a steeping stone to success. I will be missing this game for sure. Next game to finish will be FFX!!! GO GO REBECCA!! I'm not very far from the end! Already about to go to the Calm Lands! Bwahahahaha and after that will be Zanarkand!!! (I think) Bwahahahaha

Forgive me once more for this whole excitement on ending RPG games.

Ah, the bra didn't turn out to be very lacy after all. I haven't tried it out, but looks to big for me. I shall take a picture of it and put it up here some day.

Oh, and thanks to the one whole night of staying up at Irene's place, the next day in KL I feel asleep on one of the IKEA sofas. And then I walked into a staircase. Me amigos who will be seeing me tomorrow... or rather, later in the afternoon today... you can all witness my scars on my right leg.

And in KL (One Utama) I was acting like a bratty kid aging 7 years old instead of 17. Yes, the sad truth is that the '1' in front of the '17' sometimes disappears without warning. Me, 17-year-old Rebecca was running around playing tag with my two cousins (aged 9 and 13) in One Utama. We played for 2 hours, at the least. And darn, it ruined my shopping plans... I
couldn't find Tamaki! And I left darling Manda wailing like a banshee. *gulps at the sight of the pointy knife*

I also came home empty-handed.

No manga. No anime. No plushie. No soundtrack. No nothing.

I'm sorry Pat! I will put the Borders thingy to good use in Penang!! What should I buy, what should I buy??

I also successfully finished watching NANA, which again got me crying like a... waterfall.
Takumi! How could you? What a cliffhanger!! And now I have to wait for stupid Part 2.

*sudden transformation*
Oh imoto, aniki is here! Aniki will tell you a bedtime story!! Continuation from where Hachi gets all lovey-dovey when Takumi bought her a diamond ring!! *tucks you in bed and covers a blanket over you*

Hachi was still confused about her feelings for the three men in her life, Shoji, Nobu and Takumi, you see. But she didn't want all this tangled mess of her love life to ruin her friendship with BLAST, especially Nana. So she invited them, through Shin *nosebleed* to watch the fireworks festival because the festival was postponed the last time. The all agreed
to go and to meet at Room 707.

Meanwhile, Takumi worries over TRAPNEST's future. Ren wanted to marry Nana and Takumi promised to marry Hachi. Reira tells him that most of the TRAPNEST fans are mostly female and that would cause TRAPNEST to lose its main audience. So at where the first part of NANA ends, Takumi tells Reira "alright, so only Ren will get married."

Which means that him and Hachi... Hachi and him...

YAY!!! I'VE GOT A CHANCE TO GRAB TAKUMI FOR MYSELF!!! *flicks silver hair sexily* I wonder if he likes gays?? BWAHAHAHAHAHA


Ahem.

And so, on the day of the fireworks festival, Hachi meets Shoji at the Jackson's Bar. After their meeting, the two decided that they will pretend to not know each other from that time onwards. The moment their backs turned to face each other, Hachi cried, of course. And then she hesitates about going to the fireworks festival. She calls Nana who was already at Room 707 together with Yasu, Shin and Nobu. Hachi tells Nana that she was afraid to see Nobu. Nana tells her that Nobu was not there. And so Hachi agrees to go meet them.


Nobu was heartbroken when he heard that Hachi doesn't want to see him. He was about to leave but then Nana challenges him to 'be a man'.

Hachi arrives at Room 707 but the door didn't open when she knocked. She later called Nana who said that they've already gone to the lakeside to see the fireworks. Hachi leaves room 707 but she does not know that Nobu was in there, afraid to see her, afraid to talk to her, afraid to tell her how he truly feels.


And so, the Part 1 ends like that, with Hachi watching fireworks with Nana, Yasu and Shin (who was dressed as a girl) *nosebleed* Shin... *ghostly sound*

At the beginning of the final episode they also showed what was happening at present (this WHOLE NANA anime was actually a recollection of the past of both Hachi and Nana). It showed that Hachi's girl was born, Shin *nosebleed* was absoultely dashing and handsome and cool... Hachi was rather... 'woman-y' but they didn't show Nana. Some ppl speculate that Nana dies in the end but I doubt that's possible. She is sick but nah, she won't die.


I MUST READ THE MANGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, my darling imoto is asleep now but it looks like her covers are filled with her darling aniki's nosebleed. Can't be helped, though.

*sudden transformation*

Ah, I feel so revitalized doing all the things that I like! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, on a second note, I've finished your KKM order, Mandy darling!!

But not yours, Manda 'dear'. *hiss* :p Bwahahaha you've gotta wait til I buy DVDs alrighty, darling?

Before I leave, let me dance to the rhythm of my gaming victory.

Stupid Zieg being possessed by the King of Winglies... Dunno what thing in this world actually has nine lives... 3 horrid forms! First form left me with two stunned people and 1 hopeless Dart.. How could King Albert prefer that girl over ME? After all that training I gave him to get him to level 38... Stupid Shana why did we have to rescue her... She was a useless Dragoon from the start... Petrified in status but can't be healed... Stunned for 3/4 of a crucial battle... Rose just dies off with Zieg after I too trained her like mad to get to level 38 with Albert...

I FINISHED THE LEGEND OF THE DRAGOONS!!!

*dances all the way to sleep*

...Yay... I finally get to sleep early tonight after yesterday's complete walking in circles act in the game... *mumble mumble* Useless Kongol... Miranda... haven't used her at all in battle after all these years...

*yawn*

11:08 PM

GAME OVERs

*inhuman sobs* WAH!!! MY BLOG'S ALL DEAD AGAIN!!!

(Honestly speaking, I'm rather lazy to update it as well)

Whee! I'll be celebrating my birthday tomorrow, FINALLY, in sis-in-law's house together with Cyst!! So it'll be a three-way party!! Sad to say most of my friends can't make it, though... but I guess that it's just natural that all of them have gone holiday-ing overseas. Hope to enjoy it anyway... :( The best thing about this weekend is that I'll be overnight-ting at sis-in-law's and shall be whisked off to KL at 7 am on Sunday morning.

I hope that my pimples won't grow because of this.

Plus, sis-in-law and I plan to watch Hotelier all night long.

I heard Vinny got me a bra for my birthday. I'm hoping that it's not lacy or anything of some sort. AND, hopefully it doesn't slip off my chest when I wear it cos she bought me 34B. Yes, darlings, I am flat-chested, and my bra size AT MOST is 34A.

Yes, A. A! A. A for airport.

*inhuman wails and sobs that eventually floods my house*

(on another note, I was watching NANA, the anime, nosebleeding my erythrocytes away and crying myself dehydrated these past three days. I suddenly switched to something so shoujo-ish that it frightens me terribly but I'm glad I watched it cos it's really nice! AND ALL THE MEN.... *nosebleed*
All the tears and the blood eventually spoiled my CPU and now the disc driver can't work.)

*sudden transformation*
GAYS ARE MEANT TO BE SENSITIVE!!!
*sudden transformation*

But me ish flattered cosh Vinny thinksh my boobies are biggies. Yay! That means they've grown!! *twirls around merrily*

Ahem.

NOW, over to more important stuff:

I GAMED OVER 8 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW ANNOYING THAT IS? MY BRIGHT FUTURE TO BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL GAMER ALMOST SANK AWAY WITH THOSE GAME OVERS.

I WAS PLAYING THE LEGEND OF THE DRAGOON AT FIRST, NO HARM DONE. BUT THEN MY STUPID CONTROLLER HAD TO GIVE WAY AND IT CAUSED ME TO DIE DURING MY BATTLE WITH AN ENEMY, A RANDOM MONSTER, THAT HAD OVER 500 000 HP AND MY CHARACTERS AT THE MOST HAD 3000 HP. EVERY DAMAGE THAT THEY INFLICTED ON THE ENEMY WAS AT MOST 1000. EACH TIME THE ENEMY HEALS IT HEALS BY 9999. HOW IN THE WORLD WAS I TO DEFEAT SUCH A BAKEMONO??? BUT I PERSEVERED. AND THE BATTLE WENT ON FOR 45 MINUTES. BUT I STILL GAMED OVER IN THE END BECAUSE CHARACTERS COULDN'T BE REVIVED DURING A BATTLE. NOW, WHAT KIND OF GAME DOES THAT?????

I TRIED 3 TIMES AND I GAMED OVER 3 TIMES. AND GET THIS: THAT WAS A RANDOM ENEMY BATTLE. WHAT IN THE WORLD...? AND EACH TIME IT ATTACKS MY CHARACTERS, THE DAMAGE INFLICTED WAS 1500 HP AT THE LEAST. WHAT KIND OF RANDOM FIGHT IS THAT????

So I gave up and I went on to play another game. KINGDOM HEARTS 2.

I WAS PLAYING AND PLAYING AND PLAYING WITHOUT SAVING TIL I RAN INTO A BOSS. I THOUGHT I PAUSED BUT THEN I DIDN'T AND SO WHEN I CAME BACK, SORA WAS DEAD. DEAD. GAME OVER. WHO CAN GAME OVER PLAYING KH2?? IT IS THE EASIEST GAME IN THE WORLD WHERE YOU RANDOMLY PRESS STUFF AND STILL KILL ENEMIES. (except Sephiroth)

So I gave up, since I did not save, and I went a LONG LONG way. I went on to play another game. FINAL FANTASY X.

THAT TIME I HAVEN'T PLAYED FFX IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS THANKS TO SPM AND THE LAST TIME I SAVED WAS AT MACALANIA JUST BEFORE INITIATING THE BOSS FIGHT WITH SEYMOUR AND HIS ANIMA AND HIS GUADO GUARDIANS. SO I STEPPED IN INNOCENTLY THE FIRST TIME AND GOT KILLED. 1ST GAME OVER IN FFX IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THE NEXT TIME I WENT IN, I SUDDENLY REALISED THAT I COULD CHANGE CHARACTERS DURING BATTLE BUT I FORGOT HOW. SO I DIED. 2ND TIME GAME OVER. 3RD TIME I WENT IN TO FIGHT SEYMOUR, I DIED IN THE HANDS OF ANIMA. SO I DIED AGAIN COS ANIMA WENT INTO OVERDRIVE, KILLING MY ENTIRE PARTY. 3RD TIME GAME OVER. AND I DIED THE SAME WAY AGAIN WITH ANIMA, THE 4TH TIME.

I GAMED OVER 4 TIMES IN ONE HOUR. ITS A RECORD.

I gave up and went to sleep after that. It was a horrid night of game overs and it is a record that I gamed over 8 times in a night. I slept so early, at 1.11am in the morning, thanks to these game overs. I was absolutely crushed. My path to becoming a gamer crumbled away in one night.

However, the next morning I woke up and realised something. That Yuna could actually summon aeons. So I defeated Seymour in less than 10 minutes. Yippee! FFX is so easy, right, Manda darling?? Yippee!!

And so, I shall crawl away now, to cry my heart out watching episode 42 of NANA. May GOD protect my CPU from further damage caused by my devastating body fluids.

oyasumi~nasai!!

ps. Manda darling, want a souvenir from KL? Me shall look everywhere for a Tamaki plushie, sugar bun!!

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