KURANG AJAR punya budak HUI KIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! What useless mummy??!! Mummy's not useless kay?? I'm super fertile la!! :P
Yeah, when can we go out again? Mummy misses you darling~
Yaloh school has been crazy since exams will be coming next week but I'm yet to understand what my Chem and Bio teacher said on Day One. Interesting. I'll pay anyone RM1 per hour to teach me proper Chem and Bio so please step up, people.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah, that's just how important studies are to me. :P
Teachers in MBS have mood swings. I just realised that.
I haven't contacted my son in days. :P Hardly see him walking around doing nonsense these days... :(
I realised that Sandy (me mum) is actually older than AMA. So I'm quite confused as to who should be called Ama.
Anyway, had some stupid phototaking sessions with friends and it ended really embarrassing. There I was, trying to flaunt my useless Mandarin to Mandarin-literate people. Ended up totally embarrassing. It was like this: this Wilson wanted to ban me from using Mandarin but Hui Ying challenged him to ask me to say anything in Mandarin. So I echoed Hui Ying lao sher and said, "Ni wen wo ah?!" I actually meant to say "You can ask me anything!" or rather, "You ask me la!" but I ended up saying it in the wrong tone that made it sound like "You - kiss me." Actually, I'm too embarrassed to put it up here but WHO cares, since Ama has only spread news to the whole world about my little mistake.
OMG I actually directly asked a guy to kiss me unintentionally. WOW. That's just how much my Mandarin improved. So, Geok Hooi laughed til she cried and I was so red I had to hide behind Hu Ying darling.
:(
Anyway, don't worry bout this Wilson, cause HE's actually my Jie Jie (sister). He has joined the Sisterhood. Will talk about Sisterhood once I recruit more males... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I need to recruit more gay males!! MORE!! MORE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA
*ahem*
Anyway, here's a picture of us at MBS~! See how lovely MBS is?? There's a park behind, walk a little more and you end up at MY HOUSE. Yeah, how uninteresting. Which means, I can actually run home anytime I want.
The guy there is Yong Chin!! Amy Ong's brother!! (Nah, just kidding.)
I shall have free buffet steamboat very soon!! Thanks to Mr Chin's interruption, Wilson, Hui Ying and I ended up betting on our upcoming test results. Hui Ying must beat Wilson in PA. My Maths marks MUST be higher that Wilson's Accounts marks. BWAHAHAHAHAHA he's, after all - already ready to give out RM38. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Which is why I need a Bio and Chem teacher. RM1 per hour. I have so little confidence in those two subjects that i daren't even bet them on buffet steamboat. :O
SUARA MBS is finally almost ready!! (I hope) We are supposed to get in printed tomorrow. OMG, I hope that everything will be fine.
Got to go to FLAME for buffet tomorrow - YAY!! I hope that I'll be able to snap some photos and put it up here. Then I can show you someone who Jze Yuin likes to see... *ahem*
Oh well~! Gotta go do Maths right now and go crazy doing it.
I should have bet with my teacher as well!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BTW, Chingy, I'll be missing you!! Have a happy time in US... :( and we lose yet another friend. And sorry I'm to lazy to go up to my Facebook. We were chatting and I accidentally closed the window. And was to lazy to go back. HONTOU NI GOMENASAI!! :(
Got stupid Prom coming up and I'm absolutely lazy to do a thing about it. Mum made me try so many dresses I actually forgot which one I bought. WOW. That's just how much my brain works.
Oh well~ before I leave I would like to tell the WORLD....
I LOVE ALL MY READERS!! MUAKS!! MUAKS!!
OMEDETO GOZAIMASU!! The great mother in me has just given birth to a PURE male. Not weird males like Kimmy, or Yee Mei or Felicia... but a real male~!!
Look at how smart he is... winning the BM prize!!
My new son's name is Vern Lim. And I have a new mother to replace Mei (though she can never replace Mei in my heart... AHEM) her name is... SANDY~!!
I actually meant to came here to blog about something else, but I forgot.
Oops.
I'll be back.
Today I attended his wake. Honestly, I do not know him, but I cried for him. He was in the same year as I am... but now I have to refer to him in past tense.
He passed away because of a hit-and-run accident.
He was too young to leave... too young to have tasted the pleasures in life!
I do not know him well, but he was a person with a bright future ahead of him. He was Vice President of this and Assistant Secretary of that.
And most of all, he had a girlfriend. I feel her sorrow! Myself, a person that didn't know him - cried like mad for him. How can anyone know how sad it must have been for her?
The both of them had gone for Bon Odori together, but then he dropped her home first before he went to watch a movie with his friends.
He was hit by a car and was sent flying into a tree... he suffered for some hours before people found him and sent him to a hospital. But it was too late for him.
Han Xiang had a very beautiful face, for a male. He looked smart and he had many, mnay friends. Even people who didn't know him cried for him.
The number of people who went for his wake - just today - filled an entire LARGE 'bas sekolah'.
How can you not cry when you see his father crying? How can you not cry when his beautiful face was scarred beyond recognition? How can you not cry, when you see that his forehead had stitches, his hair turned grey, his face all puffered up - when he was in that happy beautiful face when he was alive?
How can you not cry, when Seok Eng was sad beyond description? How can you not cry, when you see a usually happy Wilson cry? How can you not cry, when his whole class was between sobs all throughout school? How can you not cry when you enter his class... and when you feel that absolutely sad aura that enveloped all his classmates?
Han Xiang shall always be remembered, despite the too few memories I have of him. He shall always be remembered as a victim of irresponsible and errant drivers, that has yet robbed the future of another student full of calibre.
All in all, I hope that he is happy, far away in the other dimension, that he is so sociable that he continues to make new friends even though he is gone.
One of his many new friends - is me.
~In Memory of Han Xiang, 2008~
Had a whole lot of fun yesterday at the Bon Odori festival!! I kept telling everyone that I'll meet my beautiful gay Japanese partner here (be it alive or dead :P) and well I didn't find any. But I did find hundreds of beautiful men that totally distracted Ama and I.. since I was there since 5 pm til 11 pm!!
However, since Pookie, Ama and I were on duty to sell tickets together with Vern Lim, Cheah Yeem, David, Christopher (and some other people I don't know) we caused quite a havoc! The havoc wasn't because I was holding more than some RM 15, 000 IN CASH but because all of us sitting at the booth was making SO MUCH NOISE.
We kept yelling, "Hello 'leng chai' (means: 'handsome' in Hokkien) come over here and get your tickets!" or "Buy RM100 and get a free kiss from this 'leng chai' (while pointing at Vern Lim)" or even stuff like "No tickets, no sushi, no ice cream, no LOVE~, no goldfish, no kisses!" Cheah Yeem was loudest among all of us, though. (Surprised I'm not loudest?? That's because I kept counting money. :P) Of course we were SO great that we sold all tickets. YAY!
We were interviewed by some DAP people (I think??) about whether we've seen changes in the Penang government and about Lim Guan Eng. Those people kept laughing when we yelled "We support Lim Guan Eng!!" into the camera :P They interviewed Vern Lim and he spoke like a future PM!! He spoke in FLUENT BM and said really mature things like, "Kami belum melihat apa-apa perubahan yang ketara atau drastik daripada pentadbiran baru DAP lagi tetapi kami menanti-nantikan segala pelaksanaan yang bakal dilakukan oleh kerajaan baru." Or sth like that. Normal people won't realise that he's actually only Form 5. :P
We met a whole group of Gothic Lolita people in which I'm all but too happy to post here. Look what kind of clothes they wear!!?? It's amazing!!
I even found one L look alike, too bad he wasn't wearing jeans. :( Look how cute he is!!
And one Misa Amane look-alike... SORRY the picture turned out blur. She was moving a lot in the crowd. :( She's really pretty! 
Pat was there with her boyfriend Ben and Pat looks so PRETTY!! Is she even the Pat I know/ knew?? I was like... is that PAT??? I couldn't even recognise Jas who looked so pretty beyond words. Even though she was just wearing normal clothes.
At around 10 pm, Wilson called me to tell me he was coming but I didn't even see him appear!! He made me wait til 11 pm for him but still I didn't see him. He missed the fireworks display!! Padan muka. :P
The fireworks display was really nice and I took a video of it!! Here it is~! I took another video too, since this one was too short, but the other video had my voice and Ama's voice practically yelling into the phone about strippers and pole dancers so I shan't put it up here. :P Other wise people might think that I'm horny.
We met so many beautiful guys in yukatas and both Ama and I actually thought of pulling down the yukata to see what's inside. I think these beautiful guys don't wear undies inside... *nosebleeds*
AHEM!!!!!
Well, I shall be off then. Got loads of homework to do and I overslept today during my afternoon nap. I slept for 4 hours straight. :P Oh well~ I'll just copy stuff from friends from school~
(just don't let me mum see that...)
And MBS's Speech Day yesterday was interesting... since hardly any school has Lion Dance and Stick Dances as performances.
MBS Lion Dance and Indian Stick Dance... lazy to put the video here :P
Ja~! Shall be off now to further enhance the beauty of my skin. (Is that what gays do???) I wonder.
Well yes, I was moody IN SCHOOL for the first time in... erm... 7 years... (???) yesterday. And it freaked out all my friends and teachers. :P
According to Ama (Khai Ying) I was in such a frighteningly bad mood that she daren't even talk to me. I dunno?? Everything felt very normal to me except for the fact that I cut out all laughing and talking unless necessary. :P That seemed to frighten all the teachers too... my Chemistry teacher kept asking if I was sick and if there was something wrong with me.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
And during recess time, my frightening-ness was pretty much at its peak. (or so says Ama??) I was talking to this guy Kui Kui in which I had threatened to slap and scold because he did a pretty awful job writing me an article. It was so extremely short and it took him 3 days to write it. Ama said I was in such a bad mood that I scolded him with such intensity it left him looking very frightened and shocked. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ama said I actually scolded him " Lu ho sim la lu kua lu cho ha mi ta po?" (Please look at yourself and tell me what kind of guy are you?! ~as in saying... You're NOT a man!!~)
It left him shocked and speechless.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And I walked away :P
And then after school Wilson actually tried to talk to me to get me to do things but he got to scared to talk to me (I think??) (according to Ama) and he just said "I'll call you and tell you later." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe I got guys frightened of me. :P
Btw, this Wilson is a big bully who keeps making me work like crazy on the computer RE-typing namelists and proposals and invitations and letters. He got me working so often that I can now type BM letters with ease. He knows I complain much about him since he bullies me so much :P
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The best thing about being in a bad mood is that you really get people working! I not only BARKED at Kui Kui but I also BARKED at Siva for articles that he gave me the article the very next day. And Kui Kui actually summoned all his courage to call me and asked me that very night whether he needs to do other work. YAY~! And he did re-do his whole article and gave it to me today... it's as long as an essay.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I should be in a bad mood whenever I need to get people working~! It works!!
I shall be at Bon Odori tomorrow... I hope to see Pat darling there tomorrow with her lil sweetheart :P They'll be so lovey-dovey. (Like Mei Ling and me.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Since Vinny darling listed the things she's involved in... I shall too! But Vinny has a whole lot more pressure than me cos she seeked 'love' from Pn. Wong. :P
I'm involved in:
1. Wushu - dunno what post yet...? Hopefully Vice President?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2. SUARA MBS - Editor
~this one is FRIGHTENING!! I need to produce an August issue magazine, but like I said I only have ONE page now... I seriously dunno if I can make it in time with my very 'efficient' team. Probably they need some inspiration...
3. SPBT CLub - I should have just listened to Chuck Chuan and quit. ARRRRGGHHHHHHHH!! I have to stay back so often and yet I have no post... what da - ?? Most NOT worthwhile. AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO STAY BACK TIL 5PM SOMETIMES!!
4. Board of Monitors - Secretary
~ THIS IS THE MOST WORK I'VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!! Am constantly chased by Wilson, Yong Chin and Vin Chzee to type this and that. All because we have to organise a camp. :(
5. SCRABBLE COMPETITION
~ I SUDDENLY HAVE TO REPRESENT THE SCHOOL TO PLAY IN STATE LEVEL. What da-?? I didn't even volunteer...
6. Form 6 Society - Public Relations Manager
~Don't quite have to do anything except sit there and laugh. Nah, actually it's about organising a prom for the Sixers. Unfortunately.... everything's in a delay but I'm not one to care since the President doesn't seek our help. :P
Even though I'm involved in very few things, I have NO idea why I'm so busy I keep missing lessons. And ending up with 'mei you tou ke shi you wei pa' (no head but there's a tail). See?? My Mandarin improved~!!
I dropped Librarian, Ed Board and Prefects... because if not, I'll end up almost suicidal like Pookie.
=O
POOKIE DARLING~! I LOVE YOU!! GANBATTE!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Since Thar darling seems to doubt my overwhelming beauty, I'll let all you readers peek at the world's greatest cosplayer. TA - DA~!!!
The first time I saw this - I was like " This guy looks like L!" Gosh, it was only after close inspection that I realised it was... well, ME. WOW~! Not to say I'm perasan or whatever... it's just the way things are, eh?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm so gorgeous it's actually overwhelming.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This week in school has been fairly 'sweaty'... a little more running around the school than normal days. Pookie and I have taken a hobby in loitering around corridors searching for people! Also, SUARA made us stand in the middle of the field taking pictures of our dear school. We looked so dumb that we couldn't stop laughing - causing most of the photos to look a little blur :P Wonder why no teacher caught us for ponteng-ing?? Thanks to that I totally missed out on almost one period of Bio and I came back feeling like a lost goat.
School was pretty eventful, from PHOTOTAKING to BUYING BANANAS. Well, yes, buying bananas! Last Friday, Ama and I were waiting for the Principal (my 4th or 5th time barging into his office) and suddenly this guy with a car full of bananas stopped outside the office and asked teachers whether they wanted to purchase bananas. Well, being the very inquisitive students, WE BOUGHT THE BANANAS, took them to class, and ate them with Mr. Chin. Pookie's blog has pics of him... I'll just steal them and put them here...
MR CHIN HAS A LOOK ALIKE IN MBS!! And the most shocking thing is that his name is Chin Mun Kit! Mr Chin's name is Chin Boon Keat. I mean, SEE the similarity??!! My classmates kept telling Mr Chin what a terrible person he was to not recognise his own 'son'. Just teasing him since he's really nice to bully.
BWAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
(But honestly, he bullies me more than I bully him.)
:(
MR Chin.... the big bully.
Mr Han came to MBS today!! And Pookie took a photo of us together with him. Shall post it up here when she posts it up or when I get it from her. He's now a Physics teacher, no longer teaching Bio :( Instead, someone's elder sister is teaching Bio in MGS... can't remember who. Can't blame me for having short term memory. :P
Ja~! Off to do more Maths... *groans* ALL MR CHIN'S FAULT!!
(Ps - Finally produced one page of my magazine. YAY!)
(Ps 2 - I have a new darling!! Her name is Mei Ling xiao jie~! Everyday she wants me to tell her "Wo Ai Ni, Ni Ai Wo, Wo men ii yang ai ai ai..." BWAHAHAHAHAHA :P She also happens to be much blurrer than me, which is good. Teachers prefer to ask HER questions than me)
Ps 3 - On another note, my PA teacher actually told me, "Rebecca kamu ada masalah disiplin-lah." WHAT DA- ?? Since when?? What did I do?? All I did was wear earrings. She always threatens to " ... cakap lagi saya bakar mercun lempar kat mulut." Which never fails to amuse us. :P She really is 'MENYUARAKAN KEGANASAN'. But she's friendly with us in our class :)
Okay okay I've gotta go do Maths!! Ja~
Ps 4 - Our ties with the neighbouring Form 6 class has severed even more. :(
Yes, Form 6 is really making me busy and a whole lot more lunatic-al than I've ever been. Well, imagine me trying to produce a newsletter for the school - TO BE FINISHED AND PRINTED in 2 weeks time, and hardly a single sheet, hardly a single page has been started on.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine a camp that we're gonna organise in 2 weeks time, joint with 5 other student bodies in the school - and nothing has yet been finalised.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine that your neighbours in the next class... THE SENIORS, being your ultimate enemy. Everyday it's like a war zone :P
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine an examination that I will have to sit for in a month's time - in which I'm pretty sure that'll be the death of me. Chemistry is just weird, Biology is just disgusting (I MEAN, playing with SALIVA??!!) and Maths is totally out of this world. Our teachers promised permanent insanity for life and an almost "SURE FAIL" results.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Which is why I shall just tarry on watching D Gray Man, Bleach and Naruto Shippuden before I REALLY lose my mind~
But on the other hand... I'm really having fun! :P Kinda proud that I'm here.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Toodles!
Was randomly fiddling with the Internet to find some good NaruSasu fanfics (AHEM!) when I came across some interesting things.
One of the dumb jokes I found was this:
Ben recall his first time with a condom, he was 16 or so. he went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that he was new at it. She handed him the package and asked if he knew how to wear one. He honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned him to make sure it was on tight and secure. He still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking his hand, she led him into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, he was so dumb-struck that all he could do was nod his head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As he was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So he climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, he could no longer hold back and KAPOW, he was done within a few minutes. put that condom on?' she asked. He said, 'I sure did,' and held up his thumb to show her.
It so happened that his name is Ben and Pat's one is Ben.... AHEM! SERIOUSLY!! IT CAME LIKE THIS!! Pat, don't stare at me... :P
Others are:
Don't ask me where I found this! It's so random. Well then, off to continue SERIOUS work! *sigh* By the way, I went to Manda's the other day, caught a glimpse of Balthier and had a serious heartache that I ended up with a flu the very next day. WOW. If only I could be so dedicated to schoolwork as I am to Balthier.
Imagine, falling sick just because of him??
My hormones must be insane or hyperly active!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
