Interesting Jokes~!

Was randomly fiddling with the Internet to find some good NaruSasu fanfics (AHEM!) when I came across some interesting things.

One of the dumb jokes I found was this:
Ben recall his first time with a condom, he was 16 or so. he went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that he was new at it. She handed him the package and asked if he knew how to wear one. He honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned him to make sure it was on tight and secure. He still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking his hand, she led him into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, he was so dumb-struck that all he could do was nod his head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As he was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.' So he climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, he could no longer hold back and KAPOW, he was done within a few minutes. put that condom on?' she asked. He said, 'I sure did,' and held up his thumb to show her.

It so happened that his name is Ben and Pat's one is Ben.... AHEM! SERIOUSLY!! IT CAME LIKE THIS!! Pat, don't stare at me... :P

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Don't ask me where I found this! It's so random. Well then, off to continue SERIOUS work! *sigh* By the way, I went to Manda's the other day, caught a glimpse of Balthier and had a serious heartache that I ended up with a flu the very next day. WOW. If only I could be so dedicated to schoolwork as I am to Balthier.

Imagine, falling sick just because of him??

My hormones must be insane or hyperly active!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA