11:05 PM

LESBIAN-Y

BWAHAHAHAHA FRIENDS OUT THERE, WATCH CLAYMORE AND YOU'LL KNOW WHY I'M EXPERIENCING THESE LESBIAN-Y VIBES. Before I jump into that... I shall talk about serious stuff first.

Why is my blog full of all things anime?????? It's frightening me, no matter how often I look at it. *shivers* And if you would carefully examine my daily things-to-do, it will frighten you (and me) even more. Let's take today as an example.

I woke up at11.30 today, bathe, ate, and I READ ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND THE MANGA. Then it was time for lunch, so I ate then I settled down to READ DEVIL MAY CRY 2 NOVEL. I finished it within an hour and so I proceeded on to watch CLAYMORE THE ANIME. I watched it all afternoon and it was dinner time. I ate dinner and walked around a little then I got high thinking about ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND and the naked guy in there so I TRIED TO DRAW HIM. I gave up halfway and I thought about Yunoki-sama *nosebleed* and I surfed the net to find his pics. Then I came here, to blog on my blog while waiting for D. GRAY MAN and DEATHNOTE the ANIME to load. And I'll watch it throughout the night.

READERS!!!!!! *grabs my hair and yanks them out* AM I TURNING INTO THOSE FREAKY LITTLE NERDY PEOPLE WHO WEAR GLASSES, LOOK HORRID, WITH THOSE FLABBY STOMACHS AND UTTERLY LANGUID BODY MOVEMENTS WHO SLOUCHES AROUND HERE AND THERE CALLING THEMSELVES OTAKU???????

At the rate I'm going, I'll be fat.
I'm wearing glasses.
My body functions are slowing.
I AM wobbling around here and there like a spine-less person.

SHIMATTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sudden transformation*

Ah, on the other hand, I still look gorgeous and un-horrid. (or else my imoto would have run away from her aniki, myself by now.)
Beautiful gays have no flabby stomachs. (tears open shirt) Be wowed by my beauty!!!
I have purple eyes. (Contact lenses)
My body movements are still gentle and bony. To prove this... *gently flicks my long silver hair which blows and dances in rhythm to the wind*

*sudden transformation*

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why can't I ever write a normal post? Forgive me, Mother... I have failed you as a normal daughter... *dramatic wails*

By the way, those purple eyes thingy (contact lenses) ain't true. I'm still all specy til Mummy decides to match my eyes with my hair colour.

But if my hair is the same colour as my eyes... I'll be a silver-haired witch!! A CLAYMORE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

.... I'm not making sense.

The point is, I'm lesbian-y because I have found this absolutely gorgeous female characters who dance around blood and detached limbs with their almighty swords and youki which gives them somewhat power to attach or regenerate their limbs. Erm... let's just put it that CLAYMORE is just bloody violent. These should explain things.

Clare, who adores Teresa
Teresa, whom I adore... IMAGINE MY PAIN SEEING HER HEAD CUT OFF!!!!
L to R: Idiot Priscilla, IDIOT Ophelia, Clare!!!, Irene!!!!, and TERESA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women warriors...
IDIOT OPHELIA which became the Awakened One. MAY SHE DIE A PAINFUL DEATH FOR MAKING CLARE LOSE AN ARM.


BLOOD!!! AND GORE!!!!! BWAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!! Absolutely what I need in this beautiful revolution of anime! Gosh, this anime is even more violent than Hellsing. By a MILE. Absolutely love it! Though I hate some very many people in this show.

*lesbiany-y vibes*

Darn, I shouldn't watch an all-female character show. I shall stick to Yunoki-sama with his absolutely warm and gentle smile...

(Teresa! Clare!)

1:03 AM

I FINISHED PRIMO PASSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE ANYBODY EVERYONE!!!! PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS SONG - WHERE TO GET IT FOR FREE!!! ONEGAI~!

Partita for Solo Flute in A Minor BWV 1013 IV Bouree Anglaise by Johann Sebastian Bach!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!! YES, I KNOW THE TITLE IS LONG BUT I MUST HAVE IT. IT WAS PLAED BY MY DARLING YUNOKI AZUMA!!!!!!!!!! YUNOKI AZUMA PLAYED IT IN HIS THIRD SELECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *nosebleed*

Yunoki..... (in a most ghostly voice)
On a second note, I FINISHED WATCHING PRIMO PASSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a weird ending, I would say. But I'll be off downloading all the classical music featured in there. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe I just said that.

All in all, I also feel that I'm turning lesbian-ny cos me ish starting to have feelings for Clare (Claymore). Did I just say that? Gosh, that was freaky.

*sudden transformation*
MY SENSITIVE GAY HEART STICKS WITH YUNOKI!!!!!!!! (for now)
*sudden transformation*

Whee! Me gotta go and download many many classical music right now so tata! I MUST HUNT FOR THAT BACH PARTITA 4 THAT YUNOKI DARLING PLAYED. Those ppl out there better co-operate, or else... *censored*

2:10 AM

YUNOKI AZUMA!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIMIZU KEIICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HANDSOME HANDSOME KAKOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YUNOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *NOSEBLEED*
YUNOKI!!!!!!!!!!! AISHITERU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SHIMIZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIMIZU!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIMIZU!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN FEEL MY FACE ALL FLUSHED UP!!!!!!!!!! SO HANDSOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, don't worry, sis-in-law darling, I'm not interested in Len. I love Yunoki-sama and Shimizu-kouhai, though.

LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*melts into nothingness*

Btw, Pat darling, I've spent the BORDERS thing on FOUR VOLUMES OF ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND. I feel incredibly poor right now though I felt extremely rich at the time I stepped out of Borders... *sigh* But then now is no time to be sad since there's...

YUNOKI-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KEIICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keiichi looks so... Wolfram-ish. All the better!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!

*evaporates to thin air*

2:18 AM

*love love*




Yunoki-sama

PRIMO PASSO!!!!

*noseblees* Oh... Yunoki Azuma-sama my darling...

1:17 AM

I FINISHED THE LEGEND OF DRAGOON!!!

I FINISHED LEGEND OF DRAGOON AND I IMMEDIATELY CAME RIGHT HERE TO BLOG ABOUT IT. AFTER TWO LONG YEARS OF RIDICULOUSLY LOW HP, ABSURDLY LOW DAMAGE POINTS AND PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNT OF DAMAGE RECEIVED BY MY CHARACTERS... I FINISHED THE GAME.

I FINISHED THE GAME. The words THE END appeared for the first time instead of countless game overs.

The last boss was a fr**king little thing with three forms and seven generations which almost killed my humble little characters. Without Albert... I would not have made it... All because of stupid Dart who wishes to rescue Shana but refuses to even admit his love til the very end... Stupid Melbhu Frahma was the thing with the most HP that I've ever witnessed... Took me more than an hour to kill it... *babble babble*

Forgive me for my constant ramblings.

You're right, Mandy, failure is a steeping stone to success. I will be missing this game for sure. Next game to finish will be FFX!!! GO GO REBECCA!! I'm not very far from the end! Already about to go to the Calm Lands! Bwahahahaha and after that will be Zanarkand!!! (I think) Bwahahahaha

Forgive me once more for this whole excitement on ending RPG games.

Ah, the bra didn't turn out to be very lacy after all. I haven't tried it out, but looks to big for me. I shall take a picture of it and put it up here some day.

Oh, and thanks to the one whole night of staying up at Irene's place, the next day in KL I feel asleep on one of the IKEA sofas. And then I walked into a staircase. Me amigos who will be seeing me tomorrow... or rather, later in the afternoon today... you can all witness my scars on my right leg.

And in KL (One Utama) I was acting like a bratty kid aging 7 years old instead of 17. Yes, the sad truth is that the '1' in front of the '17' sometimes disappears without warning. Me, 17-year-old Rebecca was running around playing tag with my two cousins (aged 9 and 13) in One Utama. We played for 2 hours, at the least. And darn, it ruined my shopping plans... I
couldn't find Tamaki! And I left darling Manda wailing like a banshee. *gulps at the sight of the pointy knife*

I also came home empty-handed.

No manga. No anime. No plushie. No soundtrack. No nothing.

I'm sorry Pat! I will put the Borders thingy to good use in Penang!! What should I buy, what should I buy??

I also successfully finished watching NANA, which again got me crying like a... waterfall.
Takumi! How could you? What a cliffhanger!! And now I have to wait for stupid Part 2.

*sudden transformation*
Oh imoto, aniki is here! Aniki will tell you a bedtime story!! Continuation from where Hachi gets all lovey-dovey when Takumi bought her a diamond ring!! *tucks you in bed and covers a blanket over you*

Hachi was still confused about her feelings for the three men in her life, Shoji, Nobu and Takumi, you see. But she didn't want all this tangled mess of her love life to ruin her friendship with BLAST, especially Nana. So she invited them, through Shin *nosebleed* to watch the fireworks festival because the festival was postponed the last time. The all agreed
to go and to meet at Room 707.

Meanwhile, Takumi worries over TRAPNEST's future. Ren wanted to marry Nana and Takumi promised to marry Hachi. Reira tells him that most of the TRAPNEST fans are mostly female and that would cause TRAPNEST to lose its main audience. So at where the first part of NANA ends, Takumi tells Reira "alright, so only Ren will get married."

Which means that him and Hachi... Hachi and him...

YAY!!! I'VE GOT A CHANCE TO GRAB TAKUMI FOR MYSELF!!! *flicks silver hair sexily* I wonder if he likes gays?? BWAHAHAHAHAHA


Ahem.

And so, on the day of the fireworks festival, Hachi meets Shoji at the Jackson's Bar. After their meeting, the two decided that they will pretend to not know each other from that time onwards. The moment their backs turned to face each other, Hachi cried, of course. And then she hesitates about going to the fireworks festival. She calls Nana who was already at Room 707 together with Yasu, Shin and Nobu. Hachi tells Nana that she was afraid to see Nobu. Nana tells her that Nobu was not there. And so Hachi agrees to go meet them.


Nobu was heartbroken when he heard that Hachi doesn't want to see him. He was about to leave but then Nana challenges him to 'be a man'.

Hachi arrives at Room 707 but the door didn't open when she knocked. She later called Nana who said that they've already gone to the lakeside to see the fireworks. Hachi leaves room 707 but she does not know that Nobu was in there, afraid to see her, afraid to talk to her, afraid to tell her how he truly feels.


And so, the Part 1 ends like that, with Hachi watching fireworks with Nana, Yasu and Shin (who was dressed as a girl) *nosebleed* Shin... *ghostly sound*

At the beginning of the final episode they also showed what was happening at present (this WHOLE NANA anime was actually a recollection of the past of both Hachi and Nana). It showed that Hachi's girl was born, Shin *nosebleed* was absoultely dashing and handsome and cool... Hachi was rather... 'woman-y' but they didn't show Nana. Some ppl speculate that Nana dies in the end but I doubt that's possible. She is sick but nah, she won't die.


I MUST READ THE MANGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, my darling imoto is asleep now but it looks like her covers are filled with her darling aniki's nosebleed. Can't be helped, though.

*sudden transformation*

Ah, I feel so revitalized doing all the things that I like! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, on a second note, I've finished your KKM order, Mandy darling!!

But not yours, Manda 'dear'. *hiss* :p Bwahahaha you've gotta wait til I buy DVDs alrighty, darling?

Before I leave, let me dance to the rhythm of my gaming victory.

Stupid Zieg being possessed by the King of Winglies... Dunno what thing in this world actually has nine lives... 3 horrid forms! First form left me with two stunned people and 1 hopeless Dart.. How could King Albert prefer that girl over ME? After all that training I gave him to get him to level 38... Stupid Shana why did we have to rescue her... She was a useless Dragoon from the start... Petrified in status but can't be healed... Stunned for 3/4 of a crucial battle... Rose just dies off with Zieg after I too trained her like mad to get to level 38 with Albert...

I FINISHED THE LEGEND OF THE DRAGOONS!!!

*dances all the way to sleep*

...Yay... I finally get to sleep early tonight after yesterday's complete walking in circles act in the game... *mumble mumble* Useless Kongol... Miranda... haven't used her at all in battle after all these years...

*yawn*

11:08 PM

GAME OVERs

*inhuman sobs* WAH!!! MY BLOG'S ALL DEAD AGAIN!!!

(Honestly speaking, I'm rather lazy to update it as well)

Whee! I'll be celebrating my birthday tomorrow, FINALLY, in sis-in-law's house together with Cyst!! So it'll be a three-way party!! Sad to say most of my friends can't make it, though... but I guess that it's just natural that all of them have gone holiday-ing overseas. Hope to enjoy it anyway... :( The best thing about this weekend is that I'll be overnight-ting at sis-in-law's and shall be whisked off to KL at 7 am on Sunday morning.

I hope that my pimples won't grow because of this.

Plus, sis-in-law and I plan to watch Hotelier all night long.

I heard Vinny got me a bra for my birthday. I'm hoping that it's not lacy or anything of some sort. AND, hopefully it doesn't slip off my chest when I wear it cos she bought me 34B. Yes, darlings, I am flat-chested, and my bra size AT MOST is 34A.

Yes, A. A! A. A for airport.

*inhuman wails and sobs that eventually floods my house*

(on another note, I was watching NANA, the anime, nosebleeding my erythrocytes away and crying myself dehydrated these past three days. I suddenly switched to something so shoujo-ish that it frightens me terribly but I'm glad I watched it cos it's really nice! AND ALL THE MEN.... *nosebleed*
All the tears and the blood eventually spoiled my CPU and now the disc driver can't work.)

*sudden transformation*
GAYS ARE MEANT TO BE SENSITIVE!!!
*sudden transformation*

But me ish flattered cosh Vinny thinksh my boobies are biggies. Yay! That means they've grown!! *twirls around merrily*

Ahem.

NOW, over to more important stuff:

I GAMED OVER 8 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW ANNOYING THAT IS? MY BRIGHT FUTURE TO BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL GAMER ALMOST SANK AWAY WITH THOSE GAME OVERS.

I WAS PLAYING THE LEGEND OF THE DRAGOON AT FIRST, NO HARM DONE. BUT THEN MY STUPID CONTROLLER HAD TO GIVE WAY AND IT CAUSED ME TO DIE DURING MY BATTLE WITH AN ENEMY, A RANDOM MONSTER, THAT HAD OVER 500 000 HP AND MY CHARACTERS AT THE MOST HAD 3000 HP. EVERY DAMAGE THAT THEY INFLICTED ON THE ENEMY WAS AT MOST 1000. EACH TIME THE ENEMY HEALS IT HEALS BY 9999. HOW IN THE WORLD WAS I TO DEFEAT SUCH A BAKEMONO??? BUT I PERSEVERED. AND THE BATTLE WENT ON FOR 45 MINUTES. BUT I STILL GAMED OVER IN THE END BECAUSE CHARACTERS COULDN'T BE REVIVED DURING A BATTLE. NOW, WHAT KIND OF GAME DOES THAT?????

I TRIED 3 TIMES AND I GAMED OVER 3 TIMES. AND GET THIS: THAT WAS A RANDOM ENEMY BATTLE. WHAT IN THE WORLD...? AND EACH TIME IT ATTACKS MY CHARACTERS, THE DAMAGE INFLICTED WAS 1500 HP AT THE LEAST. WHAT KIND OF RANDOM FIGHT IS THAT????

So I gave up and I went on to play another game. KINGDOM HEARTS 2.

I WAS PLAYING AND PLAYING AND PLAYING WITHOUT SAVING TIL I RAN INTO A BOSS. I THOUGHT I PAUSED BUT THEN I DIDN'T AND SO WHEN I CAME BACK, SORA WAS DEAD. DEAD. GAME OVER. WHO CAN GAME OVER PLAYING KH2?? IT IS THE EASIEST GAME IN THE WORLD WHERE YOU RANDOMLY PRESS STUFF AND STILL KILL ENEMIES. (except Sephiroth)

So I gave up, since I did not save, and I went a LONG LONG way. I went on to play another game. FINAL FANTASY X.

THAT TIME I HAVEN'T PLAYED FFX IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS THANKS TO SPM AND THE LAST TIME I SAVED WAS AT MACALANIA JUST BEFORE INITIATING THE BOSS FIGHT WITH SEYMOUR AND HIS ANIMA AND HIS GUADO GUARDIANS. SO I STEPPED IN INNOCENTLY THE FIRST TIME AND GOT KILLED. 1ST GAME OVER IN FFX IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THE NEXT TIME I WENT IN, I SUDDENLY REALISED THAT I COULD CHANGE CHARACTERS DURING BATTLE BUT I FORGOT HOW. SO I DIED. 2ND TIME GAME OVER. 3RD TIME I WENT IN TO FIGHT SEYMOUR, I DIED IN THE HANDS OF ANIMA. SO I DIED AGAIN COS ANIMA WENT INTO OVERDRIVE, KILLING MY ENTIRE PARTY. 3RD TIME GAME OVER. AND I DIED THE SAME WAY AGAIN WITH ANIMA, THE 4TH TIME.

I GAMED OVER 4 TIMES IN ONE HOUR. ITS A RECORD.

I gave up and went to sleep after that. It was a horrid night of game overs and it is a record that I gamed over 8 times in a night. I slept so early, at 1.11am in the morning, thanks to these game overs. I was absolutely crushed. My path to becoming a gamer crumbled away in one night.

However, the next morning I woke up and realised something. That Yuna could actually summon aeons. So I defeated Seymour in less than 10 minutes. Yippee! FFX is so easy, right, Manda darling?? Yippee!!

And so, I shall crawl away now, to cry my heart out watching episode 42 of NANA. May GOD protect my CPU from further damage caused by my devastating body fluids.

oyasumi~nasai!!

ps. Manda darling, want a souvenir from KL? Me shall look everywhere for a Tamaki plushie, sugar bun!!

11:52 PM

YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPM IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least for me... WHEE!! I spent two and a half hours working on my blog and DARN, it didn't turn out as nice as I wanted it to but WHO CARES, its my first time with Photoshop!

I find myself very preoccupied with... Wolfram. My mind is full of his smiles, his green eyes... *sigh* His name dons every paper I sit for in SPM. WOLFRAMMMMMMMMMMM
Must be all that fanfic I've been reading and all that 'M' 'M' 'M'. YUURAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! *ahem, Wai Yee*

Oh! I do realise that my blog has been dead for a pretty long time. May I revive it with my everyday lunatic-ness.

I must do all these now after SPM... not sorted according to priority:
1. Learn Japanese
2. Finish my HUGE stack of anime
3. Read manga
4. Download loads of stuff
5. Find a white wig
6. Finish KH2, FF12, FF10
7. Write fanfics
8. Scour for wallpapers and fanfics
9. "Visit" Japanese boys
10. Buy a kimono
11. Dye hair purple to match my eyes
12. Save money
13. Sleep with friends
14. Scour for handsome/pretty Japanese men/boys
15. Cry my heart out with Korean and Japanese shows
16. Scour for *ahem*
17. Form a rock band
18. Remove my hips
19. Throw unwanted books
20. Start a burning factory
21. Play lotsa comp games and become a gamer
22. Turning into a gambler
23. Improve tennis so I can match my Fuji
24. Rewatch Prince of Tennis
25. Learn to drive.
26. Learn pole-dancing to join Pat and Hui Kim
27. Play badminton like Wong Mew Choo (bwahahaha)
28. Things I can't think of right now.

I do notice that my list of things to do steadily grows longer and more ridiculous. But-whee! Then you'll know its me!

*sudden transformation*
Oh, relatives of handsome and sexy me! Do remember our date in Sheraton! We must sit down and plan our little modelling party! Let me prepare my long, ravishing hair to woo all the gay in town!

Soviet-san, we must SLEEP together!

No worries, aniki's darling imoto! Aniki still loves you best! Soviet and I are... are... just FLIRTING GAY PARTNERS! I know his heart is not tied to me... what a loss... I'm just too sexy and handsome to belong to only ONE! How un-selfish of Soviet-kun! What a surprise!

*blows kisses to public* AH! ONLY I UNDERSTAND ALL THE PAIN OF BEING SUCH A HANDSOME, ENVIABLE, SEXY, GAY MAN!
*sudden transformation*

Ahem! Sorry, I haven't played that role in a while. I babysit my six little darlings too often in school that I barely remember I'm gay.

10:10 PM

ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPM IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 LONG WEEKS THAT SEEMED LIKE CENTURIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll start with changing my blog layout.

11:49 AM

A Stroll Down Memory Lane...

LISTEN UP PEOPLE: I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO WRITE SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE.

I shall dedicate this post to people who still believe I am in the right mind.

Last Monday was our last day in school! I'll definitely miss all my classmates from 5 Science 1 2007 that made my life so much brighter throughout school life!

I'll miss ABIGAIL, she thought me about the birds and the bees when we were in Std. 3. She gave me such a solid foundation on such matters that I have undoubtedly turned into a pro in that field now. Plus, I've even gotten myself interested in yaoi. *and almost turning into one itself, currently*

There won't be AIMY anymore who would annoy me when she laughs too hard in class, and considering the fact that she sits in front of me, her chair always somehow manages to 'throw' my bottle to the ground. Accidentally. I'm sure to miss her sudden outbursts.

MING YEN'S laughter from behind is another one to miss. HOw can I forget her voice, which is usually the loudest, when we sing 'Happy Birthday' for Puan Ng every day during Add Maths and Maths? How can I forget the class joker, that make everybody smile with her cranky laughter?

Genius DENISE. I'll miss your Ginseng sweets for sure *are you reading this, Jas?* Hahahaha thank you for your patience by lending me papers in Add Maths tuition :p

I somehow remember sitting near CHIA SIN sometime in primary school. She was sitting with Sherine, and the both of them combined sure brings smiles to faces. I still remember how Chia Sin and I prayed during RC duties for no injuries since both of us are pretty hopeless first aiders...

I've known IRENE for only two years but it seemed like I've known her for so much longer! I fell in love with her (imaginary) brother, Fuji and thus, my name, Mrs Fuji. :p Since then Irene and I have been sisters-in-law!! I'll never forget her words of wisdom "Love and Hate is only 0.01 mm in difference" and "fate and coincidence are separated by a very thin line". I'm sure everyone remembers that since she writes it in everyone's yearbook, hahahaha! Ooh I'll never forget our crazy memories together during Flag Day, in cinemas, and up in the Physics lab in Form 4!

JAYASREE just came to our class this year and I'm happy to have known her for both Hui Kim and her drives me nuts with their insanity sometimes...

My closest friend in Std 5 JELISSA!! How can I forget our mad hours over the phone in primary school as well as our BOZOM playing times?? I can't believe we played BOZOM even in a swimming pool!! I still have advantages, though, til now... since my legs are longer and her feet are small. :p

I'm sad to leave my ASS as I leave Form 5. JEMIMAH darling, I'll miss the crazy things Sneha does to your uniform and the silly things you do to Kiran and Nicole!! I'll never forget our expeditions around school, collecting recycling items as well as being the two driving forces of 5 Science 1! We should have been awarded best monitor and best assistant. Blind judges gave the prize to someone less deserving than us... hahaha!

Fong Sai Yuk! Sum Wukong! Hahahaha those were my crazy moments with JOANNE in Std 4! We used to play 'let's pretend' and I was Chu Baqi (the pig). I'm not actually proud of it (what a character to pretend as!) but wha't important was that my primary days were definitely brighter with you around :P Our clubs together were 'The Girls' Club, the Library Club, The Christian Club'... the list goes on! We too, spent hours and hours on the phone while watching tv, remember? And we commented on every advertisement during commercial breaks! I wonder how my parents ever put up with the phone bill then...

My darling assistant in Form 3, KAMEENI. How can I forget those hours we spent in empty classrooms hiding from Pn. Sabariah? How we would complain on and on while talking about Malin (from Malin Kundang) that we watched only because he was handsome? Haha I still remember how we told each other our own secrets while 'syelek-ing' tables and chairs for Pn Sabariah!

KARYN, my classmate since Std 1! We've been in the same class for 11 years now! My mum almost always compared me to your intelligent brains back in primary (and now, still)! I'll remember you as that caring friend, who is, very easily bullied. Ee Lynn and I had fun bullying you back in Form 3. I can't believe your first sentence to Yench was 'Can I have my rubber back?' Hahahaha thank Ee Lynn and I for your happy memories! ;p

To my daughter, JZE YUIN. Your blurness amazes me though both of us are very much, equally blur. :p Thanks for the great times we had during RC! And no worries, mummy'll teach you Hokkien someday.

To my daughter, SHENG ZHENG who came out with Jze Yuin. Thanks for letting me bully you to do stuff that I should be doing as monitor. I'll miss asking you to do things for me... :p Jemimah disagrees with my ways.

KIRAN, my nutty friend! I've known you since we were in Std. 3! You've made me a talented writer too, in Std 5... when we were all mad about Final Fantasy and stuff. :) I should have kept one of them... but then we disposed of it in Std 6 together with our NSync 'poems'. Hah. You dirt-minded... diva. :p I wish I kept that small red book... sigh.

MEI MEI, my mother! Thanks for not feeding me, and leaving me to fend for myself. History repeats itself, as now, today, I am a fertile mother with 6 kids and no sense of motherly-hood responsibility. But then again, you did feed me once. NASI with CURRY, remember? Hahahaha thanks for giving me two gorgeous sisters Jas and Sherine. All 3 of us have nothing much in common :p

My first friend in school! HUI XING!! You were first to Pat, Wen Lee some several people, and myself. Remember how we used to play with the roots of the tree next to Winchell Home? Or hang form railing to railing at that same place? Thank you for being a pal, right up to now.

MICHELE!! I've known you just this year and my biggest regret would be to not know you better before I leave school. You always seem to be that bundle of energy at the other corner of class, laughing, talking, laughing, talking, talking, talking, laughing... er...

Another person who has been my classmate since I was in Std 1. Presenting: My partner WEN LEE! Hmmm... after we leave school, there will be nobody to bang my head anymore. Or rather, threaten to dislocate my head forever. I'll miss our times writing and talking in OUR LANGUAGE something that even Khai Ying cannot read especially in Form 2 and 3! I'll miss even cutting Khai Ying's hair from behind with you! And how we laughed and laughed and laughed away with Adelene! Our day out in cinemas should also be remembered becaused you were very noisy too. But somehow, you escape unscathed while Khai Ying and I have to run out of the cinemas early to avoid being thrown by popcorn or rude insults. :p I'll definitely miss you..

JU YI my hiao friend, I'll miss talking to you in my sexy voice.

ANN TING, our happy tuition times together were spent talking crap together, remember? An in Form 2 and 3 I would always gossip to you about people's relationships. I'll miss being amazed by news that I never knew of!

MALLIGA, I always see you around school in secondary but God knows why I was afraid of you.

My not-so-short friend, JASRYN!! You owe me a khoosh ball considering how my very first one ended up this way: (blogger not working well currently, hmph.)
I'm not one that forgets easily, hahaha! But I'm sure to cherish all our fun days from Std 1 up to know, eh? Darn, I'll miss even your sarcasm. I'll try to remember the time we almost drowned ourselves in Pat's pool cos for now it doesn't quite register...
Be sure to remember me, the sexiest man alive.

My Korean crazed friend: NICOLE! Thanks for being such a great help for transport with Mr Ring. Hah the next time DBSK comes out to Malaysia, we shall go see their concert together.

Dumbo, my HUI KIM! You naughty boy, mummy will miss pulling your ears.

To my greatest pal since Std 1, who has stood with me through thick and thin, unwavering, my pillar of strength: PATRICE! We've had too many memories together, eh? But I won't forget how people weren't able to tell us apart, how you polluted my brain, how we so often share and keep each other's secrets, how we had the Pokemon Club together (I was secretary, Jas was Vice President or something), how we stopped each other's tears, how we laughed together in school, how we broke the school rules, how we talked about the past, present and future, how we drool over men that will never enter our lives, how we crazed over anime... I'm sure to miss you! I guess I'll have to learn to start walking on my own now without you... (note: most of the pictures I have has you in the picture)... Without you, I might not have made it past secondary school. I remember how I used to cry in Std 6 when your mum said you were gonna transfer school. And how your mum frightened me again by saying you'll leave our school after Form 3. But I'm glad that you've stayed and made my school life so much more memorable, so much more fun. I hope that we'll still keep in touch with one another through and through til then end!
Btw, you too owe me a Khoosh ball cos it was your fault too that you were too tall. :p

SABRINA, I'll not forget you... how you made me panic each time before an exam starts by asking me questions that I can't answer!

My sis, SHERINE will grow up to be a fantastic ah long if she wants to be one.... hahaha! Thank you for many happy moments and smiles when we were in primary and secondary school!

My first friend in my entire life was SNEHA. We were born in the same hospital, and we were roommates 17 years ago! She was born on 1st Nov and myself on 3rd November! Thanks for being my longest lasting friend... and if Irene is right that 'fate and coincidence is separated by a thin line'... I'm pretty sure that the both of us will definitely be reunited sometime, somehow, somewhere, someplace. Thanks for bullying Jemimah, Sneha. She deserves it for bullying me. :p

My son YEE MEI came out together with Jze Yuin and Sheng Zheng! Thank you for taking care of mummy, by buying me Maggi Mee to feed me in school. I just realised that it should have been the other way around but then as a son, it is your responsibility too to take care of your mother. XD

KHAI YING ama! THE OLDEST person in Form 5! Thank you darling, for being my knight on a white horse bringing me to everywhere I desire. Bwahahaha a gay like me will remember you... and your crazy antics in the cinemas, you and your porno brain, your lap cheong business, your dark future as an ah long, and our future 'operation' in Thailand. I'll remember how we bullied each other til you give up in the end (yippee!) I bet you won't forget me since I'm keeping all our shared anime with me. Bwahahaha

I've known THARSHINAA since we were in Std 5 and I remember having horny memories with her then. XD All those talk about Zell and... SEIFER! Hmph...! Sorry for the incident in Form 3 when I p****ed you. God knows what I was thinking about. I'm glad to have redeemed myself today, by being someone (hopefully) one that you can rely on during times of trouble.

TRACY will be remembered as the one chatting partner (coffee shop) for Michele!

VANESSA, our head prefect... you still scare me sometimes. I don't know why. Maybe its because I'm hopelessly timid. Bwahahahaha now everyone knows that is a lie! I'll remember how we sat talking about life after school while waiting for transport at Anson Road. If only you had protected me then from your sister's fiery, strong hands. She always tried to kill me.

Ah, VINNY no worries! I like Kira too! But wait til I finish GUNDAM SEED, alright? I'll miss your book in which Khai Ying and I doodled in.

CHING WEN I've known you since primary too, eh? You were very close to me and Pat then and if only we would stay that way til the very end beacuse you were such a great pal! I'll remember the times we spent playing around in Pat's house... :)

And TA-DA! I've managed to finish this post, FINALLY! It took me 2 hours to type this in. And darn, I can't put in pics cos Blogger ain't working. Maybe I'll edit it some other time. I'll miss you all, classmates! Remember to keep in touch! To be continued though... next time...

See? I promised it'll be a no-nonsense post.

On 2nd thought...

*sudden transformation*
Oh, Soviet-kun praised my sexiness for the first time in our lives today! Oh Soviet-kun! I'm honoured! *wails and sobs* I know I'm the sexiest man alive! *flicks my dazzling, long, whit hair* Ah, my beauty!
*sudden transformation*

....AHEM.

A normal post is something that I can never write. Darn.

12:08 AM

I'm 17!

Yippee! I'm 17!

My mum has decide to name her fart Tezuka.

Yes, fart.

12:13 PM

I Seriously Wonder Why I'm Wasting My Time.

I can't believe I woke up early to draw THIS.
I wouldn't mind if it looked NICE but then... I seriously think my art is horrid. :p And Kon turned out to be the most successful! I wonder if any anime fan out there can somehow spot... Gin Ichimaru, Urahara, Byakuya, Wolfram, Yuuri, Hanataro and Toshiro Hitsugayaa...? My art's horrid. :p Hahahaha

This piece I drew is still the best, I think:
I drew this! My darling Fuji :)

Bwahahahaha

And that reminds me, I forgot to blog about this mad incident I had with Andrea yesterday. As in, the Form 3 Andrea. I was in the basketball court during recess yesterday and I attempted to NOT make a fool out of myself by trying to put the ball in the net. To my horror, my two attempts proved to be useless. In fact, the ball hardly went NEAR the hoop. And there...

...came Andrea.

She was telling me, "NOT LIKE THAT, REBECCA-ONEESAN! You have to bend your legs! Push yourself forward! Jump a little!" Of course, it was useless for me. And so, she took the ball from me, and she attempted to put in the basket. "Like this, Rebecca!" she said bursing with confidence. She bent, jumped, pushed, threw - and the ball REBOUNDED. Like me, she got nowhere near the basket.

I was really mean cos I burst into a whole fit of giggles and I'm sorry to say that I laughed a little too loudly! Even Pat laughed but she sorta disapproved that I laughed too hard. Oops!

*sudden transformation*
I am sorry that you have to witness such a harsh, part of me. I do not know what had gotten into me because usually GAYS like myself are extremely sensitive, feminine, and gentle. Imoto-san, don't worry, aniki is always gentle to you! (minus the day I almost made you fall) But if you fall, beautiful aniki will protect you!

With grace!
*sudden transformation*

And if I have the 6th Sense I predict that this will be my last post until... after SPM, that is. Readers, don't miss me!

*sudden transformation*
It's tough being the SEXIEXT GAY MAN ALIVE. *sexy, goda-ing smile*
*sudden transformation*

Ahem.

Wish me luck, I'll be needing plenty of it... and on second thought, Do miss me.

I bid you, my faithful readers a paradoxical sorrow in happiness farewell. Ja~

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