The END of my Patience.

This is the end of my patience with the Kingdom Hearts 2 disc.

AFTER BEING EXTREMELY PATIENT FOR 10 DAYS WITH THE BLOODY DISC, I REACHED MY LIMIT TODAY. DURING THESE PAST TEN DAYS I STOOD BY THE DISC EVEN THOUGH IT KEPT JAMMING UP - AT BEAST'S CASTLE, AT HOLLOW BASTION, AT PRIDE LANDS, AT TWILIGHT TOWN, AT AGRABAH, AT THE MEMORIES PLACE, AT 100 ACRE WOOD AND AT HALLOWEEN TOWN (NOT THAT ONLY THE LAND OF DRAGONS, ATLANTICA, SPACE PARANOIDS, DISNEY, HERCULES' WORLD AND THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS FUNCTIONED PROPERLY). IT JAMMED ALMOST EVERYWHERE!!

IT EVEN JAMMED WHEN I WAS AT MY 2ND MINUTE WITH SEPHIROTH!! (I LOST, OF COURSE)

I WAS PATIENT, SO I PROCEEDED PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN (RIGHT AFTER THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS) WHERE THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE SAVE POINT IN VIEW. I VERY BRILLIANTLY FORGOT TO EQUIP SORA, DONALD AND GOOFY PROPERLY BEFORE STEPPING IN THERE AND I ENDED UP GIVING SORA, MY MOST IMPORTANT, MOST LOVABLE CHARACTER, THE WEAKEST KEYBLADE IN THE GAME - SWEET MEMORIES FROM POOH.

BUT IT WAS FINE, SINCE SORA WAS AT LEVEL 70-71 OR SO, I FIGURED HE WOULD DO A GOOD JOB TO FEND HIMSELF. AFTER SOME 30 MINUTES OF ROAMING AROUND IN THAT DARK WORLD, I FOUND XEMNAS AND I FOUGHT HIS 3-4 FORMS IN ONE AND A HALF HOURS. SORA AND RIKU WERE SO GREAT!! THE BOTH OF THEM WERE AWESOME, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DID THEIR COMBINED LIMIT, SESSION (max combo 154!!) AND SO...

AND SO, I WAS REALLY PROUD THAT I TOOK ONLY 10 DAYS TO BRING SORA OUT THIS FAR AND WHEE~ I FINISHED KINGDOM HEARTS 2 AFTER I DEFEATED THAT STUPID XEMNAS IN ONE AND A HALF HOURS!! I WAS WATCHING THE BEAUTIFUL ENDING SCENE IN WHICH SORA AND RIKU PORTRAYED THE PUREST FORM OF FRIENDSHIP... AND WAS SO TOUCHED WHEN THEY RECEIVED THE LETTER FROM KAIRI FROM THE 'LIGHT' WORLD...

RIKU AND SORA JUMPS INTO THE WHITE LIGHT...

.. THEY HURL DOWN INTO THE SEA, I THINK, ALMOST LIKE METEORS...

AND WHAM!

THE DISC JAMS UP! THE DISC JAMS UP! THE DISC JAMS UP! THE DISC JAMS UP! THE DISC JAMS UP! THE DISC JAMS UP! THE DISC JAMS UP! THE DISC JAMS UP! AT THE ENDING SCENE! AT THE ENDING SCENE! AT THE ENDING SCENE!

I STARED AT THE TV FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE 2 MINUTES OF ETERNITY - IN SILENCE - WITH MY MOUTH WIDE OPEN. A FLY OR TWO MIGHT HAVE FLOWN IN, BUT WHY WOULD I CARE? I FINISHED KINGDOM HEARTS 2, BUT THE DISC JAMMED UP AT THE ENDING SCENE.

AFTER THE TWO EXTREMELY LONG MINUTES OF BLANK STARES AT THE INANIMATE TV, I TOOK OUT THE DISC AND I STEPPED ON IT. I STEPPED ON IT. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT MY REVENGE! I STEPPED ON IT AND LAUGHED MANIACALLY!

I THEN THREW THE PS2 AWAY INTO A PLASTIC BAG. AND RIGHT NOW IT'S STILL LYING IN THERE.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THIS IS MY REVENGE!!