I CAN'T BELIEVE MY COMPLETE PU-HUI-NESS WITH THESE ROTTEN DISCS WHENEVER I SET MY EYES ON PLAYING GAMES. ARGHHHHHHH!!!! HOW MUCH OF ROTTEN LUCK MUST I ENDURE WHENEVER I PLAY THE PS2??????
Since I'm still a bit cooled down, I shall blog about my super gaming expedition!! I'm DONE WITH ATELIER IRIS 3!!! WHOOO-HOOO!!!Took me exactly just 11 days - 10 days playing, 1 day spent training - to finish it!! Whee~!!! My game time totaled to 55 hours++ and I astoundingly completed it without a single peek at walkthroughs!! NYAHAHAHAHA~ That's a first for me, since for most games, I'll be stuck for 5 days at the same spot if I'M REALLY stuck. HAHAHAHA
And even though I got stuck on certain places because of my horrid sense of direction when I play games, I somehow managed to navigate perfectly through Alterworlds seeking all the rarest stuff (that I didn't even know was rare) HAHAHAHAHA!!! (I only knew this after reading an online guide just minutes ago while waiting for Megavideo to load my Eyeshield 21. XD YA-HAAAA!! I'm on a roll with Eyeshield 21!!! 21 episodes just today!!)
To top it off, I managed to synthesise the most ULTIMATE weapons for my very mediocre characters while maximising their offense!! There's a game plan and battle strategy for every game~! YA-HAAA! XD
For some strange reason, I JUST realised that there was such a thing as a 'true ending' and a 'fake ending' for Atelier Iris 3. NYAHAHAHAHAHA. And WITHOUT realising, I actually managed to get the Key Item Shadow Gem for the 'true ending'. WHOOO-HOOO!! This is ultimate madness! XD
... you CAN'T imagine my reaction when I was going through the guide just now if I'm so hyped up just blogging here. NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Since I was done with Atelier Iris 3, (REALLY DONE since there's no more optional boss that I'm yet to battle or anymore weapons to gather) I tried out Mana Khemia since Manda seemed rather excited about the game. XD
To my horror.... *ahem*
THE DISC WAS JUST SO FREAKING STUPID THAT IT PAUSES AT ANY TIME IT WANTS TO PAUSE AND IT TAKES TEN MINUTES TO LOAD FOR EVERY NEW SCREEN YOU ENTER. EVERY CONVERSATION THE HAVE TAKES UP TO 5 MINUTES TO LOAD???!!! THOSE CHARACTERS IN MANA KHEMIA JUST KEEP TALKING AND SO I'M SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR HALF AN HOUR BY THE TIME THEY ACTUALLY TELL ME THAT ALL I'M SUPPOSED TO DO IS TO SYNTHESISE TWO NICRO CLOTHS???!!!! THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY???!!!!
And now, since I'm feeling all hyped out, I'm seriously gonna complain about the ultimate pu-hui-ness of CD MALFUNCTIONS when I'm playing. HAHAHAHAHA
Presenting: My Ultimate Top 3 List of CD-MALFUNCTIONS PU-HUI-NESS!!!!
At number 3.... none other than...
3. TALES OF THE ABYSS
WHAT KIND OF DISC IS THIS THAT KEEPS JAMMING UP AT EVERY CORNER I TURN???!! IT TOOK ME OVER 90++ HOURS JUST TO FINISH IT WHEN AN AVERAGE PERSON TAKES JUST 40++ HOURS JUST TO COMPLETE IT???!!! ALL THANKS TO THE STUPID DISC WHICH JUST DRIVES ME INSANE BY STOPPING AND JAMMING UP AT EVERY POSSIBLE PLACE!!!!
I'LL FOREVER REMEMBER DAATH!!! THAT ACCURSED PLACE NEVER FAILS TO GET ME STUCK WHENEVER I ENTER OR EXIT THE PLACE!!!! WHY MUST THE FON MASTER ION BE STATIONED THERE??!!! IT'S A PAIN!!! AND THE GAME ACTUALLY CENTERS ABOUT DAATH WHENEVER SOMETHING BIG COMES UP WHAT THE HECK??!!! IT'S COMPULSORY TO ENTER DAATH AT LEAST 10 TIMES IN THE ENTIRE GAME!!! AND 10 TIMES MEAN 10 HOURS.
YUP. IT TAKES 30 MINS FOR THE SCREEN TO LOAD WHEN I ENTER AND ANOTHER 30 MINS FOR THE SCREEN TO LOAD WHEN I EXIT. *&^@*%!!!!
Phew. And now for number 2....
2. KINGDOM HEARTS II
No, the disc didn't jam up at every minute, but it jammed up AT THE MOST CRUCIAL MOMENT AND REFUSES TO WORK ANYMORE PAST THAT POINT. If you need a recap of my mishap when playing KH2, hmph: Press here to see my THEN annoyance which still bugs me til today.
HOW COULD THE DISC JAM AT THE ENDING SCENE??!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME!!! I PLAYED SO HARD TO GET TO THE END AND THE ENDING SCENE JUST JAMS UP??!!! WHAT'S THE POINT OF VIEWING THE SCENE ON YOUTUBE WHEN YOU'VE DARN RIGHT FINISHED THE GAME??!!! IT'S RIGHTFULLY OUR BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS THAT RIKU AND SORA ACTUALY GOT SO FAR AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE END???!!!
WHAT BUGS ME MORE THAN ANYTHING IS THAT....
....UNTIL TODAY I STILL DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END???!!!!
AND BECAUSE THE DISC KEPT JAMMING HERE AND THERE I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE WHOLE KINGDOM HEARTS II STORY WAS ABOUT. YUP. I HAD TO SKIP CERTAIN IMPORTANT SCENES THAT WERE CRUCIAL TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED.
WHAT THE HECK???!!!! THAT'S WHY I HAD TO BUY THE MANGA TO COMPENSATE FOR MY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE!!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TIL I READ APEK'S KH2 WALKTHROUGH AND REALISED THAT NAMINE WAS A WITCH THAT HAD POWERS TO RESTORE MEMORIES. I DIDN'T KNOW A THING???!!!
ANYONE, ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT KH2 THAT I FINISHED AND I'LL TELL YOU I DO NOT KNOW THE STORY. #$@%&*^@!!!!!!!
I wonder if anyone remembered Manda's freaky PS2 mishap at Sandy Bay Hotel. Kingdom Hearts 2. Twilight Town. Sephiroth - SLASH!!! Hotel TV went BOOM. XD
Remember? Remember??
....? Anyway...
And now, on top of my list... if anyone doesn't know what game to expect from this, I'll personally slash you to death because it means you haven't been reading my blog regularly. Nyahahaha
....
Guess what made the top? Of course it's:
1. FINAL FANTASY XII
I'LL KILL ANYONE WHO FORGOT ABOUT MY PHON COAST-JAMMING-STUPIDITY.
6 DISCS AND COUNTING???!!! I WAS STUCK IN PHON COAST FOR MORE THAN 15 HOURS!!!!! THE 15 HOURS THAT STRETCHED UP TO 2 MONTHS OF DISC SEARCHING!!! AS A RESULT, I TOOK MORE HOURS TO COMPLETE THE GAME THAN ANYONE ELSE. I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS STUPID EXPERIENCE OF HAVING 6 FINAL FANTASY XII DISCS IN MY HANDS RIGHT NOW.
IF IT WASN'T FOR MY LOVE FOR BALTHIER AND RPG.... I WOULD HAVE KILLED AND SMASHED EVERY FF12 DISC IN MY SIGHT RIGHT NOW.
*breathes in deeply*
And that ends my very heated pu-hui-ness post. I'll never forgive these rotten discs. I'll never forget these 3 very idiotic experiences I had with these discs. MANA KHEMIA! YOU HEAR ME??!! YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH THIS GORGEOUS G.O.T. RIGHT HERE OR YOUR PLASTIC FRAME'S GONNA BE RIPPED OFF AND CRUSHED WITH THE SHEER BRUTALITY OF MY GAY WRATH.
(Ya-Ha to Sena Kobayakawa-kun! Ike, Eyeshield 21!!!!)
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