"If Only Time Would Stop..."

First things first... I would like to apologise to all my darlings that I'm sorry for not blogging for... (a week??) some time. i had those darned monthely tests and I actually failed miserably.

And in Form 6, fail REALLY means fail.

And so, I'm proud to present evidence here that in my 11 years of doing Mathematics, I've never scored under 75%. This was what I got in FORM 6 - just recently. I got this back yesterday...


Beautiful Maths marks.

And would you believe, people?? The great Rebecca Koay, the world's most beautiful gay... has scored 30% for Maths for the first time in my life. My first FAIL in my life.

Only God knows why I'm hardly feeling depressed. Mandy, I love you too. :P (I somehow feel that you'd be some where on the other side grinning at my 30%. We're on the same boat, darling!!)

And so, our MBS prom theme this year is... "If Only Time Would Stop..." and that's exactly how I felt doing Chemistry and Maths. (God bless me - Wilson's Accounts' marks were worse than 30%). BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm also here to say that Jze Yuin has become increasingly more hardworking!! She's sure to beat me this time around.

:(

I actually wanted to be first or second in class but darn it, thank you Maths and Chemistry. I haven't actually received any other marks apart from Maths, but from the aura that my Chem teacher radiated, it isn't spelling good stuff. :P

HOW I HATE K*** H*** **N. May I burn someone with the world's strongest acid - Cl2O7.
Someone totally rejected my SUARA saying that Ama and MY work is 'half-heartedly done' and that 'if you both were to produce something with such low quality, why (the hell) even be in SUARA?' I related this to Dr. Lim and she was burning furiously in anger because our work is DEFINITELY quality work. Someone had said, 'quality is IN the previous issue'. WTH. The previous issue was a PHOTO ALBUM. We are now producing a magazine-like bulletin! WTH. You want us to make it into a picture book?? Go make the changes yourself then.

WTH.

I usually never say WTH but MBS definitely changed lots of things. Like degrading MGS's Ladies of Class.

But then again, I'm gay~

Okay.. let's talk bout more interesting things before I bore my darling readers even more. TODAY was MBS' prom night!! Here are pictures of the night's events~

That's Chee Hong presenting L6Sn3's performance... a FASHION SHOW!! Chee Hong was surprisingly nice and gentleman-ish tonight (I think he was bitten by a devil or sth??!!)!! Which made me laugh like mad cos him and 'Phua Chu Kang' were saying nice stuff like, "Rebecca, you really sang well!" or stuff like... "Are you a new girl here? HP number please...?" And usually in school Chee Hong is rowdy and funny. But fun to talk nonsense to. :P
That's Adrian during his Fashion show performance. I laughed like mad because I thought he actually looked really cool wearing these shorts. PLUS, ADRIAN PAINTED HIS FINGER NAILS BLACK!! OMG!! How cool! I totally loved the colour. :P
Science 3's fashion show. Very WOW!!
PHUA CHU KANG!! (Sorry Yuennie, I forgot his real name...) HE REALLY is a look-alike PCK, yeah?? They even made him wear a fake mole. BWAHAHAHAHAHA
GEOK HOOI~!!! This is the first time I've ever seen my darling in a dress. I almost cried...
That's Geok Hooi darling singing!! I've never heard her sing. :P Looks like she's really talented... *sigh* (also very good in Chemistry) *sigh* Gotta work up to that!! Btw, the programmes were REALLY delayed thanks to the very punctual teachers. :( Mr Khor Didn't even turn up...
Cheah Yeem and I~!! Cheah Yeem's really a nice senior... she totally gave me her Dissecting Set for free. Not only that, she doesn't actually mind driving Geok Hooi and I all around Penang searching for a place to have lunch. I love you Cheah Yeem!! And my boobs aren't po piah pui.
Vinny, me and Debz!! Debz's dress was actually worth more than RM 300. WOW. O.O
Dinesh from L6A4 doing a magic trick. Cheah Yeem kept saying he was pulling out his intestines. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. One of the magic tricks he did was really lame!! He pulled out a flower from his belt and I laughed like mad because it was SOOOO obvious!!
AMA HAS A CLEAVAGE!!! *groans in jealousy* Ama looked really nice that night. First time in a dress!! I nearly cried again....
BEAUTIFUL YUENNIE AND I!! I actually voted her to be Freshie KING but instead Poh Chong got it. Ah, darn! Yuennie would be a great freshie king. But of course it was only right for Poh Chong to win... Poh Chong is VERY gentleman-ish!!
Jze Yuin looking very stunning tonight... FURTHER attracting more guys to her... *AHEM*
A few Upper Sixes goofing away with Chuck Chuan 'wearing' Cheah Yeem's handbag on his head.
Cute Bee Siang and I!! She's another person that many guys are after.... *sigh*
In case you're wondering why Sheng Zheng is wearing sunglasses at 9pm at night, it's because she has eyebags under her eyes. Many curious people asked her the same question so I might as well answer first... :P
L to R: Vinny, Jze Yuin, Pn Tan (our BEAUTIFUL BIO TEACHER), Yuennie (by the way, Yueenie is a MIX of many different bloods: Hong Kong, Australian...), Ama, Hui Ying darling, me, Yoke Yee
Yes, that's ever 'beautiful' Weng Wah~!! Also known as my Chi Mui. I like the way he styled his hair tonight!! So 'YENG'!! he actully spiked it and stuff making him look very MANLY!! And yes, we're holding hands but that means nothing :P HAHAHAHAHA I liked his fashion show thingy in which he was a 'Summer Boy'.
Jelissa looking as cute as ever!!
Ama and I~ (Ama's beauty courtesy of her Mum's work from hair to toes) BWAHAHAHAHA
A group of break dancers from MBS... MBS boys know nothing about performing except for breakdancing. :( But I must say.. their break dancing was spectacular. Very high quality!!
Cheah Yeem being sexy *ahem*
Hui Ying darling and her birthday cake!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE HUI YING!!
L to R: Julia (she looks so princess-y!!), me, Vinny, Yoke Yee and Geok Hooi who looks TOO happy to be out from her dress.

ERM.... for the million dollar question now, people: DO I LOOK STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL??

(I'm so full of myself. Gosh, I'm vain. :P ) BWAHAHAHAHAHA that's what gays are meant to do.

Throughout the whole of prom, Ama, Vinny, Hui Ying and I kept complaining bout sore feet. :P I almost gave up on being female, at one point. Weng Wah kept laughing when I said I don't wanna be female. :P

Did I mention that my hairdresser spilled a whole bottle of glitter on me?? I washed my SCALP like mad removing the glitter after the prom.

Now, enough about prom... today was also Pn Wong Soon Kee's (MGS) retirement!! I was SO touched and surprised at the sight of a very very classy MGS. Maybe because I've been in MBS for quite some time now, I can really see a difference between MBS and MGS. MGS is QUALITY. Seriously.

Our halls (MGS) are now FULLY air-cond!! Thanks to our hard work raising funds, washing cars, aerobicathon.... brings back many memories that makes you fall in love all over again for MGS. Everyone wore Cheongsam today (all teachers - male teachers wore batik) to remember Pn. Wong. The quality of everything has improved... even our DRAMA!! They did some contemporary drama for Pn. Wong's retirement... which was really meaningful because it was the life story of Pn. WOng herself about how she became a teacher.

Did you know she rather teach than do medicine??

Pn Wong taught Chemistry, Biology, KH, Moral and Civics before!!

She became headmistress of MGS in only ONE year.

She was born in Singapore.

And she made me cry today when I hugged her.

Awwww people... you KNOW gays are sensitive people!! Every word she says carry a meaning, a POSITIVE meaning. And everything she does for the school, she does not say aloud. Even though she did some wrongs last time (WL would know...) she's still the best headmistress / principal I've ever had.

Pn Ng Guat Hwa however was upset that I failed Maths in Form 6. :P BWAHAHAHAHA

I'm off to sleep, darlings! DEAD tired after prom and heavy duty laughing. I DID sing the Mandarin song, ya know?? And everyone said it was VERY GOOD. I got lots of praises from Ama, Yuennie, Vinny, Hui Ying, Chee Hong, some weird guy and even Wilson!! Some people didn't even know I'm not Chinese-literate. Vinny, Yoke Yee, Jelissa took pictures. I'll steal them and put them here when she blogs about it or when they send them to me. :D

Tata dears~!

(I think I'll watch Druaga first... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

This Tuesday... MBS's LOWER 6 SCIENCE 2 WILL GO OUT TOGETHER AS A BIG GROUP TO QBAY!!

Erm... yes, wan an, ni men!!