GAME OVERs

*inhuman sobs* WAH!!! MY BLOG'S ALL DEAD AGAIN!!!

(Honestly speaking, I'm rather lazy to update it as well)

Whee! I'll be celebrating my birthday tomorrow, FINALLY, in sis-in-law's house together with Cyst!! So it'll be a three-way party!! Sad to say most of my friends can't make it, though... but I guess that it's just natural that all of them have gone holiday-ing overseas. Hope to enjoy it anyway... :( The best thing about this weekend is that I'll be overnight-ting at sis-in-law's and shall be whisked off to KL at 7 am on Sunday morning.

I hope that my pimples won't grow because of this.

Plus, sis-in-law and I plan to watch Hotelier all night long.

I heard Vinny got me a bra for my birthday. I'm hoping that it's not lacy or anything of some sort. AND, hopefully it doesn't slip off my chest when I wear it cos she bought me 34B. Yes, darlings, I am flat-chested, and my bra size AT MOST is 34A.

Yes, A. A! A. A for airport.

*inhuman wails and sobs that eventually floods my house*

(on another note, I was watching NANA, the anime, nosebleeding my erythrocytes away and crying myself dehydrated these past three days. I suddenly switched to something so shoujo-ish that it frightens me terribly but I'm glad I watched it cos it's really nice! AND ALL THE MEN.... *nosebleed*
All the tears and the blood eventually spoiled my CPU and now the disc driver can't work.)

*sudden transformation*
GAYS ARE MEANT TO BE SENSITIVE!!!
*sudden transformation*

But me ish flattered cosh Vinny thinksh my boobies are biggies. Yay! That means they've grown!! *twirls around merrily*

Ahem.

NOW, over to more important stuff:

I GAMED OVER 8 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW ANNOYING THAT IS? MY BRIGHT FUTURE TO BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL GAMER ALMOST SANK AWAY WITH THOSE GAME OVERS.

I WAS PLAYING THE LEGEND OF THE DRAGOON AT FIRST, NO HARM DONE. BUT THEN MY STUPID CONTROLLER HAD TO GIVE WAY AND IT CAUSED ME TO DIE DURING MY BATTLE WITH AN ENEMY, A RANDOM MONSTER, THAT HAD OVER 500 000 HP AND MY CHARACTERS AT THE MOST HAD 3000 HP. EVERY DAMAGE THAT THEY INFLICTED ON THE ENEMY WAS AT MOST 1000. EACH TIME THE ENEMY HEALS IT HEALS BY 9999. HOW IN THE WORLD WAS I TO DEFEAT SUCH A BAKEMONO??? BUT I PERSEVERED. AND THE BATTLE WENT ON FOR 45 MINUTES. BUT I STILL GAMED OVER IN THE END BECAUSE CHARACTERS COULDN'T BE REVIVED DURING A BATTLE. NOW, WHAT KIND OF GAME DOES THAT?????

I TRIED 3 TIMES AND I GAMED OVER 3 TIMES. AND GET THIS: THAT WAS A RANDOM ENEMY BATTLE. WHAT IN THE WORLD...? AND EACH TIME IT ATTACKS MY CHARACTERS, THE DAMAGE INFLICTED WAS 1500 HP AT THE LEAST. WHAT KIND OF RANDOM FIGHT IS THAT????

So I gave up and I went on to play another game. KINGDOM HEARTS 2.

I WAS PLAYING AND PLAYING AND PLAYING WITHOUT SAVING TIL I RAN INTO A BOSS. I THOUGHT I PAUSED BUT THEN I DIDN'T AND SO WHEN I CAME BACK, SORA WAS DEAD. DEAD. GAME OVER. WHO CAN GAME OVER PLAYING KH2?? IT IS THE EASIEST GAME IN THE WORLD WHERE YOU RANDOMLY PRESS STUFF AND STILL KILL ENEMIES. (except Sephiroth)

So I gave up, since I did not save, and I went a LONG LONG way. I went on to play another game. FINAL FANTASY X.

THAT TIME I HAVEN'T PLAYED FFX IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS THANKS TO SPM AND THE LAST TIME I SAVED WAS AT MACALANIA JUST BEFORE INITIATING THE BOSS FIGHT WITH SEYMOUR AND HIS ANIMA AND HIS GUADO GUARDIANS. SO I STEPPED IN INNOCENTLY THE FIRST TIME AND GOT KILLED. 1ST GAME OVER IN FFX IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THE NEXT TIME I WENT IN, I SUDDENLY REALISED THAT I COULD CHANGE CHARACTERS DURING BATTLE BUT I FORGOT HOW. SO I DIED. 2ND TIME GAME OVER. 3RD TIME I WENT IN TO FIGHT SEYMOUR, I DIED IN THE HANDS OF ANIMA. SO I DIED AGAIN COS ANIMA WENT INTO OVERDRIVE, KILLING MY ENTIRE PARTY. 3RD TIME GAME OVER. AND I DIED THE SAME WAY AGAIN WITH ANIMA, THE 4TH TIME.

I GAMED OVER 4 TIMES IN ONE HOUR. ITS A RECORD.

I gave up and went to sleep after that. It was a horrid night of game overs and it is a record that I gamed over 8 times in a night. I slept so early, at 1.11am in the morning, thanks to these game overs. I was absolutely crushed. My path to becoming a gamer crumbled away in one night.

However, the next morning I woke up and realised something. That Yuna could actually summon aeons. So I defeated Seymour in less than 10 minutes. Yippee! FFX is so easy, right, Manda darling?? Yippee!!

And so, I shall crawl away now, to cry my heart out watching episode 42 of NANA. May GOD protect my CPU from further damage caused by my devastating body fluids.

oyasumi~nasai!!

ps. Manda darling, want a souvenir from KL? Me shall look everywhere for a Tamaki plushie, sugar bun!!