Aloha mi amigos! Happy New Year!
And to all my fellow darlings who will be starting their tertiary education soon (those January intake-rs)... MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU. I like to take things easily, so I'll probably take the April or the June or the July intake so... if you miss me, wait for me.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I went to the orthodontist today, and it looks like I'll be wearing 'em braces ONCE MORE thanks to my ever-moving teeth. So darlings, do remember all the "s's" that I say because in March, I highly doubt I would be able to pronounce 's' very beautifully as I do now anymore... Wearing those teeth-tying things is such a bore... :(
Oh yeah, I am catching up with LOST Season 2 (since SPM absolutely stole all my chances of touching AXN) and there are a few things that must be mentioned. For one... SAWYER IS EXTREMELY HOT!!!!! I like him up to his little.... 'goatie'. And he's a VERY cool conman! (Which happens to be one of my shared 'ambitions' with Soviet-sama). Sawyer..... *nosebleed and drools*
Sawyer (which is not his real name... I can't remember the real one) too hot!!! *melts*
Be happy, darlings, for I have found a real person to drool about. But no worries, I haven't forgotten about my darling Aiba...
Aiba-chin! Forever cute and MINE.
Oh! About the 4 volumes of manga I bought the other day from Borders which costed over RM100! The title is Absolute Boyfriend, and the most handsome guy in here keeps undressing himself *nosebleed* His name is Night Tenjo and YES, HE'S MINE. Here's what he looks like... (most of the pics I have of him are of him naked...) *melts into a pool of blood*
Night is the first one from the right! Sadly, I don't bother to remember the names of the two other people in this picture. They just don't appeal that much to me.
Night Tenjo!! All naked and wrapped up in a beautiful box!!
Tenjo, being stupid (yet cute!!)! He is a love figurine, anyway, for those who don't know.
Night... yet again, naked.... *dreamy eyes and drools*
I haven't forgotten about Claymore, though! *lesbiany vibes* I heard (read) that the second season will be out in April 2008 so I'll be a good girl and wait very impatiently for it to be subbed and uploaded. And if I don't run out of patience, I WILL BUY SEASON TWO.
Teresa!! Teresa!! Oh, by the way, Manda, Mandy and Soviet-sama, did you all know Galactea is... BLIND?? My 'love icon'! XD BLIND!! But no worries, I love her all the same! She's cool.
*sudden transformation*
No worries Yunoki-sama! My little gay heart never forgets about you! *dances around*
My Yunoki-sama *love love* with Tsukimori Len, the blue-haired, ice cool man who managed to melt both my darling imoto and my sis-in-law's hearts.
Pat darling, I believe my beautiful gay eyes sees the best in a man. I do not doubt my judgment that 'Mr. Iron Lips' and 'Chinaman Rapist' are indeed Mr. Iron Lips and Chinaman rapist. I beg of you, kindly don't land your fists on my beautiful face... *flicks my silver hair* ... or on my beautiful hair! Like my darling imoto said, you can be frightening when you're mad...
*squeals*
*suddden transformation*
Ah yes... the complicated array of emotions that I have. Switching from gay hormones to those lesbian-y throbbing is something not made possible by others. If one should feel what I do feel, one would collapse due to the overwhelming emotions i feel.
BWAHAHAHAHA
And yes, what a wonderful way to start a new year! I heard from some unreliable sources that petrol prices will be up by 40 cent!
God bless all drivers!
In my description previously, I forgot to add that he must be tall. Scratch that, he must be taller than ME.
(Fuji WILL grow. He is, after all, only 15.)
Oh, and I found some very beautiful Claymore pics and so I shall post them here for my darling kotaishi, Soviet-sama and for myself, of course. And for those wonderful Claymore fans out there! *winks at Manda* *winks at Mandy*
CLAYMOREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLAYMOREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Beautiful, long white haired Dweller of the Deep, Easley of the North.
My beautiful Galactea darling, Claymore #3
Some scenes from episode 25... I think.
My beautiful, fearful, powerful, Teresa of the Faint Smile, previously the #1 Claymore, and also hailed to be the most powerful #1 in history.
Beautiful, flexible Teresa of the Faint Smile, flexing her beautiful butt as she threatens to chop off IDIOT, @#$%@#* TREACHEROUS Priscilla, the #2 Claymore then.
CLAYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLAYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*lesbiany vibes*
Merry Christmas all!! My Christmas was extremely dull, but I somehow managed to persuade my mum to get me a laptop so considering how 'speedily' mum and dad decides to do things, it looks like I'll only be the proud owner of a laptop let's say... in not less than six months to come? Well, I do believe that THAT IS the fastest my parents can decide on something so horribly expensive. And we'll probably be living off 'koay teow thing' or something everyday for the next 3 months or whatever...
All of us do want something for Christmas, eh? So I did a little bit of daydreaming today under the scorching Chinese New Year sun and realised that I am somewhat, old enough to be dreaming about an eligible bachelor who would steal my heart away. I'll daydream a bit and pretend to be Mel for a day... heh heh...
HE MUST BE FAIR AND PRETTY!! Not dark like others would usually want, but he must be slightly muscular too. HE MUST NOT BE A SISSY. He must not look like a Chinaman rapist *ahem: Pat* but he must look dashing. Preferably no iron-like lips (like those stung by a bee) *ahem: Pat* but he must have nice, deep features. I would like silver haired men, but where we live, silver haired men are mostly in their 70s so... NO! HE MUST BE AT MOST ONLY FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN ME!!! Somehow, I would like SLIGHTLY gay-ish men, for my mum has introduced me to several gay friends of hers, and I MUST say, WHAT A SPECTACULAR PERSONALITY! They are so carefree, so happy, so ELEGANT, and.... more feminine than me. And they dance. VERY WELL. But no sissys... no sissys...
Uh, wait... I think I somewhat know this beautiful person who is suit to be my dream partner! He sounds very much like... very much like...
*sudden transformation*
*flicks white hair in one fluid, gentle movement* There's only one gay that'll fit that whole description, and it is me! Sorry for being insensitive like how I UN-usually am, but I am, after all... tied to my current #1 Bishie-in-my-list YUNOKI-SAMA!!! (Fuji, Wolfram, Aiba are all in that one list too)
Sad to say that woman (man?) is not I, the one and only gay that goes around saying 'oresama wakai shiroi gin ke bishie Estonia von Versailles, Oujisama Tengoku no Versailles'. That red-haired fool can steal MY Yunoki for now, but there will come one day, when he realises my true nature and finds my astounding beauty. And that is when... I will be waiting for him. Our long hairs will entwine.. and... and...
*nosebleed*
*sudden transformation*
....
...
...
... ME.
Darn, this festive season is making me more and more whacked than ever. Did I hit my head somewhere? I sure hope I did, 'cos I'm freaking myself out.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He puts friends above his family. He would rather spend 3 hours with him than 10 minutes with her. He never ceases to drop a comment on her, be it downright sarcastic or just straightforward. He speaks in a tone that nobody is allowed to question his authority. And she has no right to speak back. Be it Xmas, there's nothing for her under the tree. He doesn't even spend the day with her.
She is vulnerable. Tears always threaten to fall. She hates to let people know. She can't show others just how weak she is. Be it Xmas, her heart is ultimately crushed.
So what if those Xmas carols are playing in the living room? There's no joy in it. And while others go to church, she sits at home to celebrate a boring Xmas. She bares her soul to the books she reads and hides her tears behind the brown pages.
I HATE IT when she's so weak and vulnerable. She is she, and I am me. But she too is me, in a way that only I can feel, because I am one with her. I HATE IT when she cries; it's hopeless, tears are hopeless, but faith is hope. I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE HER.
And with faith, and all the hope in it... she will change. Not for him, but for her, and for me.
It took me the whole of last night and the whole of today because I was absolutely struggling with Photoshop. I am new to it, anyway...
*yawns*
I need some sleep!!
Btw, has anyone seen my Ouran manga vol 1 and 2, my Air Gear, my Busuo Renkin, my Tsubasa 2? There's plenty of other stuff missing, and right now I'm too lazy (and worried) to blog about it. I can't seem to find RM620 worth of anime/manga... I shall do a thorough stock check and find out the missing stuff.
After a take a good sleep.
*sudden transformation*
A gay needs plenty of rest for good complexion! After all, beautiful ME is only fit for Yunoki-sama!
*sudden transformation*
*yawns* I'm turning into an owl.
I successfully spent ONLY RM11.40 today! The lowest amount spent on my outings after all these years!! I would like to thank Irene darling, Pat dearie and old ama for helping me to control my spending. If it weren't for them... I would never have acheived this great feat! *applause*
Pat dearie looked wonderful in her new swimsuit though ama and I would have loved it if she had wanted to try on something more revealing. :p And no, we're not being horny. All in all, the both of our savings combined (ama and i) would have only been able to buy the top part of the swim suit (or else). So, no complaints! Pat looked really nice in it, though. I would have looked absolutely FLAT in it. *sigh*
Oh, I went to shop for bras and I'm not 34A anymore! I'm 36A now! (Vinny, are you reading this? Next year's bra size shall be this.) I was pretty annoyed when she told me, "Don't worry, little one. This bra size is small, and there's no smaller one anymore! Don't worry that it will be too big for you." Can I sue that shop? I mean... what kind of salesgirl says that to her customers? And she didn't quite take that to be offending.
You didn't expect me to write a weird-less post right??
*sudden transformation*
YUNOKI-SAMA!!! My sensitive gay heart beats for your gentle smile, your soothing music, and your warm character!! Say you'll stay with me forever!! Let's be gay partners!!
*sudden transformation*
OH! I had a great time roling 'ee' for tang yuen just now! My tang yuen is very successful, people! I do not add poison in them! Surprised?
Bwahahahaha
Irene darling, I will miss you for sure! Do remember to write to us occasionally? And do reply our messages on your handphone? Never forget my beautiful face? Always treasure our happy times? Remember how we slept on the floor side by side? Me stealing your food all the time?
Remember that we still have one date together! WE MUST SLEEP TOGETHER IN A HOTEL.
All those people out there reading this, don't get me wrong!! :)
BWAHAHAHAHA FRIENDS OUT THERE, WATCH CLAYMORE AND YOU'LL KNOW WHY I'M EXPERIENCING THESE LESBIAN-Y VIBES. Before I jump into that... I shall talk about serious stuff first.
Why is my blog full of all things anime?????? It's frightening me, no matter how often I look at it. *shivers* And if you would carefully examine my daily things-to-do, it will frighten you (and me) even more. Let's take today as an example.
I woke up at11.30 today, bathe, ate, and I READ ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND THE MANGA. Then it was time for lunch, so I ate then I settled down to READ DEVIL MAY CRY 2 NOVEL. I finished it within an hour and so I proceeded on to watch CLAYMORE THE ANIME. I watched it all afternoon and it was dinner time. I ate dinner and walked around a little then I got high thinking about ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND and the naked guy in there so I TRIED TO DRAW HIM. I gave up halfway and I thought about Yunoki-sama *nosebleed* and I surfed the net to find his pics. Then I came here, to blog on my blog while waiting for D. GRAY MAN and DEATHNOTE the ANIME to load. And I'll watch it throughout the night.
READERS!!!!!! *grabs my hair and yanks them out* AM I TURNING INTO THOSE FREAKY LITTLE NERDY PEOPLE WHO WEAR GLASSES, LOOK HORRID, WITH THOSE FLABBY STOMACHS AND UTTERLY LANGUID BODY MOVEMENTS WHO SLOUCHES AROUND HERE AND THERE CALLING THEMSELVES OTAKU???????
At the rate I'm going, I'll be fat.
I'm wearing glasses.
My body functions are slowing.
I AM wobbling around here and there like a spine-less person.
SHIMATTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sudden transformation*
Ah, on the other hand, I still look gorgeous and un-horrid. (or else my imoto would have run away from her aniki, myself by now.)
Beautiful gays have no flabby stomachs. (tears open shirt) Be wowed by my beauty!!!
I have purple eyes. (Contact lenses)
My body movements are still gentle and bony. To prove this... *gently flicks my long silver hair which blows and dances in rhythm to the wind*
*sudden transformation*
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why can't I ever write a normal post? Forgive me, Mother... I have failed you as a normal daughter... *dramatic wails*
By the way, those purple eyes thingy (contact lenses) ain't true. I'm still all specy til Mummy decides to match my eyes with my hair colour.
But if my hair is the same colour as my eyes... I'll be a silver-haired witch!! A CLAYMORE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.... I'm not making sense.
The point is, I'm lesbian-y because I have found this absolutely gorgeous female characters who dance around blood and detached limbs with their almighty swords and youki which gives them somewhat power to attach or regenerate their limbs. Erm... let's just put it that CLAYMORE is just bloody violent. These should explain things.
Clare, who adores Teresa
Teresa, whom I adore... IMAGINE MY PAIN SEEING HER HEAD CUT OFF!!!!
L to R: Idiot Priscilla, IDIOT Ophelia, Clare!!!, Irene!!!!, and TERESA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women warriors...
IDIOT OPHELIA which became the Awakened One. MAY SHE DIE A PAINFUL DEATH FOR MAKING CLARE LOSE AN ARM.
BLOOD!!! AND GORE!!!!! BWAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!! Absolutely what I need in this beautiful revolution of anime! Gosh, this anime is even more violent than Hellsing. By a MILE. Absolutely love it! Though I hate some very many people in this show.
*lesbiany-y vibes*
Darn, I shouldn't watch an all-female character show. I shall stick to Yunoki-sama with his absolutely warm and gentle smile...
(Teresa! Clare!)
SOMEONE ANYBODY EVERYONE!!!! PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS SONG - WHERE TO GET IT FOR FREE!!! ONEGAI~!
Partita for Solo Flute in A Minor BWV 1013 IV Bouree Anglaise by Johann Sebastian Bach!!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!! YES, I KNOW THE TITLE IS LONG BUT I MUST HAVE IT. IT WAS PLAED BY MY DARLING YUNOKI AZUMA!!!!!!!!!! YUNOKI AZUMA PLAYED IT IN HIS THIRD SELECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *nosebleed*
Yunoki..... (in a most ghostly voice)
On a second note, I FINISHED WATCHING PRIMO PASSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a weird ending, I would say. But I'll be off downloading all the classical music featured in there. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe I just said that.
All in all, I also feel that I'm turning lesbian-ny cos me ish starting to have feelings for Clare (Claymore). Did I just say that? Gosh, that was freaky.
*sudden transformation*
MY SENSITIVE GAY HEART STICKS WITH YUNOKI!!!!!!!! (for now)
*sudden transformation*
Whee! Me gotta go and download many many classical music right now so tata! I MUST HUNT FOR THAT BACH PARTITA 4 THAT YUNOKI DARLING PLAYED. Those ppl out there better co-operate, or else... *censored*
HANDSOME HANDSOME KAKOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUNOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *NOSEBLEED*
YUNOKI!!!!!!!!!!! AISHITERU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIMIZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIMIZU!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIMIZU!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN FEEL MY FACE ALL FLUSHED UP!!!!!!!!!! SO HANDSOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, don't worry, sis-in-law darling, I'm not interested in Len. I love Yunoki-sama and Shimizu-kouhai, though.
LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*melts into nothingness*
Btw, Pat darling, I've spent the BORDERS thing on FOUR VOLUMES OF ABSOLUTE BOYFRIEND. I feel incredibly poor right now though I felt extremely rich at the time I stepped out of Borders... *sigh* But then now is no time to be sad since there's...
YUNOKI-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEIICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keiichi looks so... Wolfram-ish. All the better!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!
*evaporates to thin air*
I FINISHED LEGEND OF DRAGOON AND I IMMEDIATELY CAME RIGHT HERE TO BLOG ABOUT IT. AFTER TWO LONG YEARS OF RIDICULOUSLY LOW HP, ABSURDLY LOW DAMAGE POINTS AND PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNT OF DAMAGE RECEIVED BY MY CHARACTERS... I FINISHED THE GAME.
I FINISHED THE GAME. The words THE END appeared for the first time instead of countless game overs.
The last boss was a fr**king little thing with three forms and seven generations which almost killed my humble little characters. Without Albert... I would not have made it... All because of stupid Dart who wishes to rescue Shana but refuses to even admit his love til the very end... Stupid Melbhu Frahma was the thing with the most HP that I've ever witnessed... Took me more than an hour to kill it... *babble babble*
Forgive me for my constant ramblings.
You're right, Mandy, failure is a steeping stone to success. I will be missing this game for sure. Next game to finish will be FFX!!! GO GO REBECCA!! I'm not very far from the end! Already about to go to the Calm Lands! Bwahahahaha and after that will be Zanarkand!!! (I think) Bwahahahaha
Forgive me once more for this whole excitement on ending RPG games.
Ah, the bra didn't turn out to be very lacy after all. I haven't tried it out, but looks to big for me. I shall take a picture of it and put it up here some day.
Oh, and thanks to the one whole night of staying up at Irene's place, the next day in KL I feel asleep on one of the IKEA sofas. And then I walked into a staircase. Me amigos who will be seeing me tomorrow... or rather, later in the afternoon today... you can all witness my scars on my right leg.
And in KL (One Utama) I was acting like a bratty kid aging 7 years old instead of 17. Yes, the sad truth is that the '1' in front of the '17' sometimes disappears without warning. Me, 17-year-old Rebecca was running around playing tag with my two cousins (aged 9 and 13) in One Utama. We played for 2 hours, at the least. And darn, it ruined my shopping plans... I
I also came home empty-handed.
No manga. No anime. No plushie. No soundtrack. No nothing.
I'm sorry Pat! I will put the Borders thingy to good use in Penang!! What should I buy, what should I buy??
I also successfully finished watching NANA, which again got me crying like a... waterfall.
*sudden transformation*
Oh imoto, aniki is here! Aniki will tell you a bedtime story!! Continuation from where Hachi gets all lovey-dovey when Takumi bought her a diamond ring!! *tucks you in bed and covers a blanket over you*
Hachi was still confused about her feelings for the three men in her life, Shoji, Nobu and Takumi, you see. But she didn't want all this tangled mess of her love life to ruin her friendship with BLAST, especially Nana. So she invited them, through Shin *nosebleed* to watch the fireworks festival because the festival was postponed the last time. The all agreed
Meanwhile, Takumi worries over TRAPNEST's future. Ren wanted to marry Nana and Takumi promised to marry Hachi. Reira tells him that most of the TRAPNEST fans are mostly female and that would cause TRAPNEST to lose its main audience. So at where the first part of NANA ends, Takumi tells Reira "alright, so only Ren will get married."
Which means that him and Hachi... Hachi and him...
YAY!!! I'VE GOT A CHANCE TO GRAB TAKUMI FOR MYSELF!!! *flicks silver hair sexily* I wonder if he likes gays?? BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahem.
And so, on the day of the fireworks festival, Hachi meets Shoji at the Jackson's Bar. After their meeting, the two decided that they will pretend to not know each other from that time onwards. The moment their backs turned to face each other, Hachi cried, of course. And then she hesitates about going to the fireworks festival. She calls Nana who was already at Room 707 together with Yasu, Shin and Nobu. Hachi tells Nana that she was afraid to see Nobu. Nana tells her that Nobu was not there. And so Hachi agrees to go meet them.
Nobu was heartbroken when he heard that Hachi doesn't want to see him. He was about to leave but then Nana challenges him to 'be a man'.
Hachi arrives at Room 707 but the door didn't open when she knocked. She later called Nana who said that they've already gone to the lakeside to see the fireworks. Hachi leaves room 707 but she does not know that Nobu was in there, afraid to see her, afraid to talk to her, afraid to tell her how he truly feels.
And so, the Part 1 ends like that, with Hachi watching fireworks with Nana, Yasu and Shin (who was dressed as a girl) *nosebleed* Shin... *ghostly sound*
At the beginning of the final episode they also showed what was happening at present (this WHOLE NANA anime was actually a recollection of the past of both Hachi and Nana). It showed that Hachi's girl was born, Shin *nosebleed* was absoultely dashing and handsome and cool... Hachi was rather... 'woman-y' but they didn't show Nana. Some ppl speculate that Nana dies in the end but I doubt that's possible. She is sick but nah, she won't die.
I MUST READ THE MANGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, my darling imoto is asleep now but it looks like her covers are filled with her darling aniki's nosebleed. Can't be helped, though.
*sudden transformation*
Ah, I feel so revitalized doing all the things that I like! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, on a second note, I've finished your KKM order, Mandy darling!!
But not yours, Manda 'dear'. *hiss* :p Bwahahaha you've gotta wait til I buy DVDs alrighty, darling?
Before I leave, let me dance to the rhythm of my gaming victory.
Stupid Zieg being possessed by the King of Winglies... Dunno what thing in this world actually has nine lives... 3 horrid forms! First form left me with two stunned people and 1 hopeless Dart.. How could King Albert prefer that girl over ME? After all that training I gave him to get him to level 38... Stupid Shana why did we have to rescue her... She was a useless Dragoon from the start... Petrified in status but can't be healed... Stunned for 3/4 of a crucial battle... Rose just dies off with Zieg after I too trained her like mad to get to level 38 with Albert...
I FINISHED THE LEGEND OF THE DRAGOONS!!!
*dances all the way to sleep*
...Yay... I finally get to sleep early tonight after yesterday's complete walking in circles act in the game... *mumble mumble* Useless Kongol... Miranda... haven't used her at all in battle after all these years...
*yawn*
*inhuman sobs* WAH!!! MY BLOG'S ALL DEAD AGAIN!!!
(Honestly speaking, I'm rather lazy to update it as well)
Whee! I'll be celebrating my birthday tomorrow, FINALLY, in sis-in-law's house together with Cyst!! So it'll be a three-way party!! Sad to say most of my friends can't make it, though... but I guess that it's just natural that all of them have gone holiday-ing overseas. Hope to enjoy it anyway... :( The best thing about this weekend is that I'll be overnight-ting at sis-in-law's and shall be whisked off to KL at 7 am on Sunday morning.
I hope that my pimples won't grow because of this.
Plus, sis-in-law and I plan to watch Hotelier all night long.
I heard Vinny got me a bra for my birthday. I'm hoping that it's not lacy or anything of some sort. AND, hopefully it doesn't slip off my chest when I wear it cos she bought me 34B. Yes, darlings, I am flat-chested, and my bra size AT MOST is 34A.
Yes, A. A! A. A for airport.
*inhuman wails and sobs that eventually floods my house*
(on another note, I was watching NANA, the anime, nosebleeding my erythrocytes away
All the tears and the blood eventually spoiled my CPU and now the disc driver can't work.)
*sudden transformation*
GAYS ARE MEANT TO BE SENSITIVE!!!
*sudden transformation*
But me ish flattered cosh Vinny thinksh my boobies are biggies. Yay! That means they've grown!! *twirls around merrily*
Ahem.
NOW, over to more important stuff:
I GAMED OVER 8 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. DO YOU KNOW JUST HOW ANNOYING THAT IS? MY BRIGHT FUTURE TO BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL GAMER ALMOST SANK AWAY WITH THOSE GAME OVERS.
I WAS PLAYING THE LEGEND OF THE DRAGOON AT FIRST, NO HARM DONE. BUT THEN MY STUPID CONTROLLER HAD TO GIVE WAY AND IT CAUSED ME TO DIE DURING MY BATTLE WITH AN ENEMY, A RANDOM MONSTER, THAT HAD OVER 500 000 HP AND MY CHARACTERS AT THE MOST HAD 3000 HP. EVERY DAMAGE THAT THEY INFLICTED ON THE ENEMY WAS AT MOST 1000. EACH TIME THE ENEMY HEALS IT HEALS BY 9999. HOW IN THE WORLD WAS I TO DEFEAT SUCH A BAKEMONO??? BUT I PERSEVERED. AND THE BATTLE WENT ON FOR 45 MINUTES. BUT I STILL GAMED OVER IN THE END BECAUSE CHARACTERS COULDN'T BE REVIVED DURING A BATTLE. NOW, WHAT KIND OF GAME DOES THAT?????
I TRIED 3 TIMES AND I GAMED OVER 3 TIMES. AND GET THIS: THAT WAS A RANDOM ENEMY BATTLE. WHAT IN THE WORLD...? AND EACH TIME IT ATTACKS MY CHARACTERS, THE DAMAGE INFLICTED WAS 1500 HP AT THE LEAST. WHAT KIND OF RANDOM FIGHT IS THAT????
So I gave up and I went on to play another game. KINGDOM HEARTS 2.
I WAS PLAYING AND PLAYING AND PLAYING WITHOUT SAVING TIL I RAN INTO A BOSS. I THOUGHT I PAUSED BUT THEN I DIDN'T AND SO WHEN I CAME BACK, SORA WAS DEAD. DEAD. GAME OVER. WHO CAN GAME OVER PLAYING KH2?? IT IS THE EASIEST GAME IN THE WORLD WHERE YOU RANDOMLY PRESS STUFF AND STILL KILL ENEMIES. (except Sephiroth)
So I gave up, since I did not save, and I went a LONG LONG way. I went on to play another game. FINAL FANTASY X.
THAT TIME I HAVEN'T PLAYED FFX IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS THANKS TO SPM AND THE LAST TIME I SAVED WAS AT MACALANIA JUST BEFORE INITIATING THE BOSS FIGHT WITH SEYMOUR AND HIS ANIMA AND HIS GUADO GUARDIANS. SO I STEPPED IN INNOCENTLY THE FIRST TIME AND GOT KILLED. 1ST GAME OVER IN FFX IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THE NEXT TIME I WENT IN, I SUDDENLY REALISED THAT I COULD CHANGE CHARACTERS DURING BATTLE BUT I FORGOT HOW. SO I DIED. 2ND TIME GAME OVER. 3RD TIME I WENT IN TO FIGHT SEYMOUR, I DIED IN THE HANDS OF ANIMA. SO I DIED AGAIN COS ANIMA WENT INTO OVERDRIVE, KILLING MY ENTIRE PARTY. 3RD TIME GAME OVER. AND I DIED THE SAME WAY AGAIN WITH ANIMA, THE 4TH TIME.
I GAMED OVER 4 TIMES IN ONE HOUR. ITS A RECORD.
I gave up and went to sleep after that. It was a horrid night of game overs and it is a record that I gamed over 8 times in a night. I slept so early, at 1.11am in the morning, thanks to these game overs. I was absolutely crushed. My path to becoming a gamer crumbled away in one night.
However, the next morning I woke up and realised something. That Yuna could actually summon aeons. So I defeated Seymour in less than 10 minutes. Yippee! FFX is so easy, right, Manda darling?? Yippee!!
And so, I shall crawl away now, to cry my heart out watching episode 42 of NANA. May GOD protect my CPU from further damage caused by my devastating body fluids.
oyasumi~nasai!!
ps. Manda darling, want a souvenir from KL? Me shall look everywhere for a Tamaki plushie, sugar bun!!
SPM IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least for me... WHEE!! I spent two and a half hours working on my blog and DARN, it didn't turn out as nice as I wanted it to but WHO CARES, its my first time with Photoshop!
I find myself very preoccupied with... Wolfram. My mind is full of his smiles, his green eyes... *sigh* His name dons every paper I sit for in SPM. WOLFRAMMMMMMMMMMM
Must be all that fanfic I've been reading and all that 'M' 'M' 'M'. YUURAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! *ahem, Wai Yee*
Oh! I do realise that my blog has been dead for a pretty long time. May I revive it with my everyday lunatic-ness.
I must do all these now after SPM... not sorted according to priority:
1. Learn Japanese
2. Finish my HUGE stack of anime
3. Read manga
4. Download loads of stuff
5. Find a white wig
6. Finish KH2, FF12, FF10
7. Write fanfics
8. Scour for wallpapers and fanfics
9. "Visit" Japanese boys
10. Buy a kimono
11. Dye hair purple to match my eyes
12. Save money
13. Sleep with friends
14. Scour for handsome/pretty Japanese men/boys
15. Cry my heart out with Korean and Japanese shows
16. Scour for *ahem*
17. Form a rock band
18. Remove my hips
19. Throw unwanted books
20. Start a burning factory
21. Play lotsa comp games and become a gamer
22. Turning into a gambler
23. Improve tennis so I can match my Fuji
24. Rewatch Prince of Tennis
25. Learn to drive.
26. Learn pole-dancing to join Pat and Hui Kim
27. Play badminton like Wong Mew Choo (bwahahaha)
28. Things I can't think of right now.
I do notice that my list of things to do steadily grows longer and more ridiculous. But-whee! Then you'll know its me!
*sudden transformation*
Oh, relatives of handsome and sexy me! Do remember our date in Sheraton! We must sit down and plan our little modelling party! Let me prepare my long, ravishing hair to woo all the gay in town!
Soviet-san, we must SLEEP together!
No worries, aniki's darling imoto! Aniki still loves you best! Soviet and I are... are... just FLIRTING GAY PARTNERS! I know his heart is not tied to me... what a loss... I'm just too sexy and handsome to belong to only ONE! How un-selfish of Soviet-kun! What a surprise!
*blows kisses to public* AH! ONLY I UNDERSTAND ALL THE PAIN OF BEING SUCH A HANDSOME, ENVIABLE, SEXY, GAY MAN!
*sudden transformation*
Ahem! Sorry, I haven't played that role in a while. I babysit my six little darlings too often in school that I barely remember I'm gay.
SPM IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 LONG WEEKS THAT SEEMED LIKE CENTURIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll start with changing my blog layout.
LISTEN UP PEOPLE: I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO WRITE SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE.
I shall dedicate this post to people who still believe I am in the right mind.
Last Monday was our last day in school! I'll definitely miss all my classmates from 5 Science 1 2007 that made my life so much brighter throughout school life!
I'll miss ABIGAIL, she thought me about the birds and the bees when we were in Std. 3. She gave me such a solid foundation on such matters that I have undoubtedly turned into a pro in that field now. Plus, I've even gotten myself interested in yaoi. *and almost turning into one itself, currently*
There won't be AIMY anymore who would annoy me when she laughs too hard in class, and considering the fact that she sits in front of me, her chair always somehow manages to 'throw' my bottle to the ground. Accidentally. I'm sure to miss her sudden outbursts.
MING YEN'S laughter from behind is another one to miss. HOw can I forget her voice, which is usually the loudest, when we sing 'Happy Birthday' for Puan Ng every day during Add Maths and Maths? How can I forget the class joker, that make everybody smile with her cranky laughter?
Genius DENISE. I'll miss your Ginseng sweets for sure *are you reading this, Jas?* Hahahaha thank you for your patience by lending me papers in Add Maths tuition :p
I somehow remember sitting near CHIA SIN sometime in primary school. She was sitting with Sherine, and the both of them combined sure brings smiles to faces. I still remember how Chia Sin and I prayed during RC duties for no injuries since both of us are pretty hopeless first aiders...
I've known IRENE for only two years but it seemed like I've known her for so much longer! I fell in love with her (imaginary) brother, Fuji and thus, my name, Mrs Fuji. :p Since then Irene and I have been sisters-in-law!! I'll never forget her words of wisdom "Love and Hate is only 0.01 mm in difference" and "fate and coincidence are separated by a very thin line". I'm sure everyone remembers that since she writes it in everyone's yearbook, hahahaha! Ooh I'll never forget our crazy memories together during Flag Day, in cinemas, and up in the Physics lab in Form 4!
JAYASREE just came to our class this year and I'm happy to have known her for both Hui Kim and her drives me nuts with their insanity sometimes...
My closest friend in Std 5 JELISSA!! How can I forget our mad hours over the phone in primary school as well as our BOZOM playing times?? I can't believe we played BOZOM even in a swimming pool!! I still have advantages, though, til now... since my legs are longer and her feet are small. :p
I'm sad to leave my ASS as I leave Form 5. JEMIMAH darling, I'll miss the crazy things Sneha does to your uniform and the silly things you do to Kiran and Nicole!! I'll never forget our expeditions around school, collecting recycling items as well as being the two driving forces of 5 Science 1! We should have been awarded best monitor and best assistant. Blind judges gave the prize to someone less deserving than us... hahaha!
Fong Sai Yuk! Sum Wukong! Hahahaha those were my crazy moments with JOANNE in Std 4! We used to play 'let's pretend' and I was Chu Baqi (the pig). I'm not actually proud of it (what a character to pretend as!) but wha't important was that my primary days were definitely brighter with you around :P Our clubs together were 'The Girls' Club, the Library Club, The Christian Club'... the list goes on! We too, spent hours and hours on the phone while watching tv, remember? And we commented on every advertisement during commercial breaks! I wonder how my parents ever put up with the phone bill then...
My darling assistant in Form 3, KAMEENI. How can I forget those hours we spent in empty classrooms hiding from Pn. Sabariah? How we would complain on and on while talking about Malin (from Malin Kundang) that we watched only because he was handsome? Haha I still remember how we told each other our own secrets while 'syelek-ing' tables and chairs for Pn Sabariah!
KARYN, my classmate since Std 1! We've been in the same class for 11 years now! My mum almost always compared me to your intelligent brains back in primary (and now, still)! I'll remember you as that caring friend, who is, very easily bullied. Ee Lynn and I had fun bullying you back in Form 3. I can't believe your first sentence to Yench was 'Can I have my rubber back?' Hahahaha thank Ee Lynn and I for your happy memories! ;p
To my daughter, JZE YUIN. Your blurness amazes me though both of us are very much, equally blur. :p Thanks for the great times we had during RC! And no worries, mummy'll teach you Hokkien someday.
To my daughter, SHENG ZHENG who came out with Jze Yuin. Thanks for letting me bully you to do stuff that I should be doing as monitor. I'll miss asking you to do things for me... :p Jemimah disagrees with my ways.
KIRAN, my nutty friend! I've known you since we were in Std. 3! You've made me a talented writer too, in Std 5... when we were all mad about Final Fantasy and stuff. :) I should have kept one of them... but then we disposed of it in Std 6 together with our NSync 'poems'. Hah. You dirt-minded... diva. :p I wish I kept that small red book... sigh.
MEI MEI, my mother! Thanks for not feeding me, and leaving me to fend for myself. History repeats itself, as now, today, I am a fertile mother with 6 kids and no sense of motherly-hood responsibility. But then again, you did feed me once. NASI with CURRY, remember? Hahahaha thanks for giving me two gorgeous sisters Jas and Sherine. All 3 of us have nothing much in common :p
My first friend in school! HUI XING!! You were first to Pat, Wen Lee some several people, and myself. Remember how we used to play with the roots of the tree next to Winchell Home? Or hang form railing to railing at that same place? Thank you for being a pal, right up to now.
MICHELE!! I've known you just this year and my biggest regret would be to not know you better before I leave school. You always seem to be that bundle of energy at the other corner of class, laughing, talking, laughing, talking, talking, talking, laughing... er...
Another person who has been my classmate since I was in Std 1. Presenting: My partner WEN LEE! Hmmm... after we leave school, there will be nobody to bang my head anymore. Or rather, threaten to dislocate my head forever. I'll miss our times writing and talking in OUR LANGUAGE something that even Khai Ying cannot read especially in Form 2 and 3! I'll miss even cutting Khai Ying's hair from behind with you! And how we laughed and laughed and laughed away with Adelene! Our day out in cinemas should also be remembered becaused you were very noisy too. But somehow, you escape unscathed while Khai Ying and I have to run out of the cinemas early to avoid being thrown by popcorn or rude insults. :p I'll definitely miss you..
JU YI my hiao friend, I'll miss talking to you in my sexy voice.
ANN TING, our happy tuition times together were spent talking crap together, remember? An in Form 2 and 3 I would always gossip to you about people's relationships. I'll miss being amazed by news that I never knew of!
MALLIGA, I always see you around school in secondary but God knows why I was afraid of you.
My not-so-short friend, JASRYN!! You owe me a khoosh ball considering how my very first one ended up this way: (blogger not working well currently, hmph.)
I'm not one that forgets easily, hahaha! But I'm sure to cherish all our fun days from Std 1 up to know, eh? Darn, I'll miss even your sarcasm. I'll try to remember the time we almost drowned ourselves in Pat's pool cos for now it doesn't quite register...
Be sure to remember me, the sexiest man alive.
My Korean crazed friend: NICOLE! Thanks for being such a great help for transport with Mr Ring. Hah the next time DBSK comes out to Malaysia, we shall go see their concert together.
Dumbo, my HUI KIM! You naughty boy, mummy will miss pulling your ears.
To my greatest pal since Std 1, who has stood with me through thick and thin, unwavering, my pillar of strength: PATRICE! We've had too many memories together, eh? But I won't forget how people weren't able to tell us apart, how you polluted my brain, how we so often share and keep each other's secrets, how we had the Pokemon Club together (I was secretary, Jas was Vice President or something), how we stopped each other's tears, how we laughed together in school, how we broke the school rules, how we talked about the past, present and future, how we drool over men that will never enter our lives, how we crazed over anime... I'm sure to miss you! I guess I'll have to learn to start walking on my own now without you... (note: most of the pictures I have has you in the picture)... Without you, I might not have made it past secondary school. I remember how I used to cry in Std 6 when your mum said you were gonna transfer school. And how your mum frightened me again by saying you'll leave our school after Form 3. But I'm glad that you've stayed and made my school life so much more memorable, so much more fun. I hope that we'll still keep in touch with one another through and through til then end!
Btw, you too owe me a Khoosh ball cos it was your fault too that you were too tall. :p
SABRINA, I'll not forget you... how you made me panic each time before an exam starts by asking me questions that I can't answer!
My sis, SHERINE will grow up to be a fantastic ah long if she wants to be one.... hahaha! Thank you for many happy moments and smiles when we were in primary and secondary school!
My first friend in my entire life was SNEHA. We were born in the same hospital, and we were roommates 17 years ago! She was born on 1st Nov and myself on 3rd November! Thanks for being my longest lasting friend... and if Irene is right that 'fate and coincidence is separated by a thin line'... I'm pretty sure that the both of us will definitely be reunited sometime, somehow, somewhere, someplace. Thanks for bullying Jemimah, Sneha. She deserves it for bullying me. :p
My son YEE MEI came out together with Jze Yuin and Sheng Zheng! Thank you for taking care of mummy, by buying me Maggi Mee to feed me in school. I just realised that it should have been the other way around but then as a son, it is your responsibility too to take care of your mother. XD
KHAI YING ama! THE OLDEST person in Form 5! Thank you darling, for being my knight on a white horse bringing me to everywhere I desire. Bwahahaha a gay like me will remember you... and your crazy antics in the cinemas, you and your porno brain, your lap cheong business, your dark future as an ah long, and our future 'operation' in Thailand. I'll remember how we bullied each other til you give up in the end (yippee!) I bet you won't forget me since I'm keeping all our shared anime with me. Bwahahaha
I've known THARSHINAA since we were in Std 5 and I remember having horny memories with her then. XD All those talk about Zell and... SEIFER! Hmph...! Sorry for the incident in Form 3 when I p****ed you. God knows what I was thinking about. I'm glad to have redeemed myself today, by being someone (hopefully) one that you can rely on during times of trouble.
TRACY will be remembered as the one chatting partner (coffee shop) for Michele!
VANESSA, our head prefect... you still scare me sometimes. I don't know why. Maybe its because I'm hopelessly timid. Bwahahahaha now everyone knows that is a lie! I'll remember how we sat talking about life after school while waiting for transport at Anson Road. If only you had protected me then from your sister's fiery, strong hands. She always tried to kill me.
Ah, VINNY no worries! I like Kira too! But wait til I finish GUNDAM SEED, alright? I'll miss your book in which Khai Ying and I doodled in.
CHING WEN I've known you since primary too, eh? You were very close to me and Pat then and if only we would stay that way til the very end beacuse you were such a great pal! I'll remember the times we spent playing around in Pat's house... :)
And TA-DA! I've managed to finish this post, FINALLY! It took me 2 hours to type this in. And darn, I can't put in pics cos Blogger ain't working. Maybe I'll edit it some other time. I'll miss you all, classmates! Remember to keep in touch! To be continued though... next time...
See? I promised it'll be a no-nonsense post.
On 2nd thought...
*sudden transformation*
Oh, Soviet-kun praised my sexiness for the first time in our lives today! Oh Soviet-kun! I'm honoured! *wails and sobs* I know I'm the sexiest man alive! *flicks my dazzling, long, whit hair* Ah, my beauty!
*sudden transformation*
....AHEM.
A normal post is something that I can never write. Darn.
I can't believe I woke up early to draw THIS.
I wouldn't mind if it looked NICE but then... I seriously think my art is horrid. :p And Kon turned out to be the most successful! I wonder if any anime fan out there can somehow spot... Gin Ichimaru, Urahara, Byakuya, Wolfram, Yuuri, Hanataro and Toshiro Hitsugayaa...? My art's horrid. :p Hahahaha
This piece I drew is still the best, I think:
I drew this! My darling Fuji :)
Bwahahahaha
And that reminds me, I forgot to blog about this mad incident I had with Andrea yesterday. As in, the Form 3 Andrea. I was in the basketball court during recess yesterday and I attempted to NOT make a fool out of myself by trying to put the ball in the net. To my horror, my two attempts proved to be useless. In fact, the ball hardly went NEAR the hoop. And there...
...came Andrea.
She was telling me, "NOT LIKE THAT, REBECCA-ONEESAN! You have to bend your legs! Push yourself forward! Jump a little!" Of course, it was useless for me. And so, she took the ball from me, and she attempted to put in the basket. "Like this, Rebecca!" she said bursing with confidence. She bent, jumped, pushed, threw - and the ball REBOUNDED. Like me, she got nowhere near the basket.
I was really mean cos I burst into a whole fit of giggles and I'm sorry to say that I laughed a little too loudly! Even Pat laughed but she sorta disapproved that I laughed too hard. Oops!
*sudden transformation*
I am sorry that you have to witness such a harsh, part of me. I do not know what had gotten into me because usually GAYS like myself are extremely sensitive, feminine, and gentle. Imoto-san, don't worry, aniki is always gentle to you! (minus the day I almost made you fall) But if you fall, beautiful aniki will protect you!
With grace!
*sudden transformation*
And if I have the 6th Sense I predict that this will be my last post until... after SPM, that is. Readers, don't miss me!
*sudden transformation*
It's tough being the SEXIEXT GAY MAN ALIVE. *sexy, goda-ing smile*
*sudden transformation*
Ahem.
Wish me luck, I'll be needing plenty of it... and on second thought, Do miss me.
I bid you, my faithful readers a paradoxical sorrow in happiness farewell. Ja~
For those who have visited time and time again but fail to see me update my blog and for those of you who are wondering whether I am dead or alive.... well, TA-DA!
Unlike some of my brainy friends, I've got more brawns than brains and I think I would rather keep my Trial results to myself for it is a most embarrassing matter. :p I ONLY GOT 8 1As! *sigh* and 3 Bs. *sigh*
I'm proud of my Science results though, cos its my extra subject and guess what? Genius me never has to study for it. I used common sense to get....
88%!!! Yippee!!
This somewhat proves that I'm actually better off without studying. Hmph!
Enough about depressing stuff! Being human is all about being HAPPY!
Today was one of the craziest moments spent in school! Lets say I laughed, laughed and laughed all day in school NON-STOP. Ask Pat, she laughed endlessly too! Pat, Ama and I drew the most BEAUTIFUL piece of art in the history of our lives which includes Price of tennis, Prince of Tennis and MORE Prince of Tennis! Yippee!! You see, it is time for autograph signing and somehow we made Wen Wen's autograph book a most memorable one! I am, of course, most proud with my Atobe Keigo! he was the cutest thing I drew there! Of course, Fuji was cute too but then his face was.... SADLY, slightly distorted.
I'll put the page up here after Pat takes a pic of it! MY WORK OF ART (one-third of it)
Ooh, today my dad was buying bread from some vendor and I was there with him in the car! After grabbing a bread loaf, he actually asked the vendor, "BILA MATI?"
He was referring to the bread, of course. And he should have asked, "bilakah tarikh luput" instead.
But... "BILA MATI?" ???
Its almost like he was asking the vendor when was he going to die. Bwahahahahaha we had a fit of giggles after that :p
*sudden transformation*
Soviet-san! You were so romantic! Its the best two hours we ever had on the handphone! Remember, persuade your brother to join our happy little GAY men world! Women are worthless creatures!
Why want to find a woman when men are so much more dazzling then women?
SUNAKO-CHAN! YOU ARE THE ONLY WOMAN I'LL EVER ADMIRE *nosebleed fountain*
Bwahahahahaha
*sudden transformation*
Oh well.
For those who haven't since me for quite some time, I have cut my hair once again! And Sherine says she prefers the old cut. And so does Ann. But Lynn likes it, and Irene, my darling sis-in-law said that I, FOR ONCE looked feminine. Wen Wen says I look like Wu Zun ( cos he's half bald at the back) but she says its better than looking like a gay (more specifically: the gay doctor in Hana-Kimi. Not that I mind! He's SEXY!)
You are the judge! :p After all, I change my hairstyle every month.
But I like it :)
To serious matters:
I'll have to postpone my vicious plans on ruling the world for now. One of my most important comrades have suddenly decided to sell ice-cream.
WE MUST BE MALICIOUS, BANANAS! WE'RE IN FOR A SERIOUS BANANA REVOLUTION! AND IT CAN'T BE DONE BY SELLING BANANA SPLITS!
REVOLUSI BERSENJATA BERPISANGAN!
I WILL so fail my BM in SPM if I tarry on talking like that. Bwahahahahaha
Bwahahahahaha
Bwahahahahaha
I bid my dear fellow comrades, a sweet farewell. *flying kisses*
YuuRam Pairing!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
OTOKOMAE WOLFRAM!!!!!!
MY GOD!!! WOLFRAM! DON'T CRY, WOLFRAM! MY GOD, WHAT A HAPPY ENDING... YUURIXWOLFRAM MY GOD!!! ARGH!!! MURATA IS SO CUTE!!! HOW IN THE WORLD CAN ANYONE BE SO CUTE, SO SMART, SO KAKOI!!!! KKM!!! I'M SURE TO REWATCH YOU!!! AHHH!!!! THE REAL PRINCE, THE REAL MAOU IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HANDSOME!!! OTOKOMAE!!! ARGH!!! WOLFRAM!!!! YOU'RE SO CUTE!! LEMME PINCE YOU!!!! ARGHHHHHH GERAM-NYA!!!
MURATA!!!
WOLFRAM!!! WOLFRAM!!! WOLFRAM!!!
REAL PRINCE!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HIGHING!!!! FINALLY FINISHED KKM!!! 78 EPISODES!!! KKM!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO HIGHING!!! MY GOD!!!
wolfram!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS A SIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOLFRAMMMMM! MURATA!!!!
I can't believe i wrote this at 2.19 am. WOW
*nosebleed fountain, SO much it floods*
I think I'm losing my mind! But come to think of it, I am a lunatic anyway! Its a happy feeling!
Ooh, I had a most interesting time studying Sejarah with Pat earlier tonight. We were making fun of some people woth to be noted in the Sejarah book. Some of the things we noted included a guy wearing specs in page 152... We think he's trying to look smart but somehow ends up looking kinda weird striking that strange pose. What a good laugh!
And we grew fond of Sir Andrew Clarke's mustache...
We were staring at the 6-pack man somewhere in Chapter 6...
And we talked about Birch and Lela...
My oh my!
Oh, my auntie from Singapore has left for Singapore earlier today and she left me with a somewhat very important reminder... IMPROVE ON YOUR HOKKIEN. Bwahahaha I guess I'll try but I love my slang anyway...
I'VE ALSO WATCHED KKM UP TO EPISODE 71! THIS IS A GREAT FEAT FOR ME, CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I'M BANNED FROM ANIME! YIPPEE!! Only 3 more left to go... bwahahahaha! But Wolfram... Wolfram!! Wolfram lost his heart!! But... the real prince is too handsome to be true... how can I get mad at him??? *drowns in a pool of nose bleed*
Murata, how could you do this to YUURI?? But how can I get mad at you?? You're also too handsome... ahhhhh.... *waddles in my pool of nose bleed* Serves Yuuri right, how can he mistreat Wolfram like that!!!! WOLFRAM.... *sinks in my pool of nosebleed*
I MUST FINISH KKM TONIGHT. AWAIT MY POST.
Hmm... nothing much anymore just another message to my soon to rule the world comrades...
GO BANANAS!! BANANA REVOLUTION!!!
I think I shall go practice a Lelouch laugh now? Ooh Khai Ying ama!! You see? I have something new to do in the mirror already, apart from... "yo yo yo"!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *lelouch's cackles*
To my dear comrades, nothing has been quite that interesting today, unless, you count an aunty of mine who came all the way from Singapore to laugh at my Hokkien. She has not been to our little hometown for 20 years and to hear me speak my fluent Hokkien was all but a laugh :(
I was telling my grandmother there were rocks by the seaside in place of a swimming pool (never mind where) but since I didn't know the Hokkien word for 'rocks' I said batu, since our language is rojak, anyway. The Singapore aunty laughed and laughed at me, because according to her 'version', she had though 'batu' was 'bak tu'... as in... a cupboard made of pigs!
Bwahahahahaha
And I wonder whether it was me, or was he Hokkien REALLY 'deep'?
Another thing to laugh about was 'octopus' in Hokkien. I learned from the market that 'octopus' is called 'tu boh leng', and when I told her my new-found knowledge, the older people laughed even more. My theory was that 'tu boh', as in female pig, had boobs ('leng') like that of an octopus' leg and therefore it was then called 'tu boh leng'. To my surprise, they laughed harder.
:(
So, to my dear comrades, today, you may laugh at me but - one day I shall rule the world! I will have Manda, Mandy, Wai Yee, Khai Ying, Patrice, Wen Wen, Irene and Hui Mei to help achieve this goal! Beware my people, for I have warned you. With my affiliates, the world will be a better place to live in.
A place ruled by wackos is a new revolution for the good of the world as well as for the good of mankind.
You may laugh now, but then we'll see who gets the 2nd laugh.
Bwahahahahaha
From: A SOON TO BE RULER OF THE WORLD
Bwahahahahaha (see, I'm also having the THIRD laugh)
Bwahahahahaha (and the 4th)
I have come to a sudden realisation that my friends' blogs are no-nonsense blogs. They speak of such deep stuff in life. And well, mine... clearly shows just how... lunatic-al, or rather, how carefree I really am.
But anyway, wo shi wo and I am me because this is myself! And my blog FITS because it is, after all, 'ramblings of a (happy) lunatic'.
And just like Pat said, I'm not the same person I used to be when I was in Form 2, 3 or 4.
If anybody wants to compare the differences between the old me and the new me, feel free to read my 'Philosophy of Hippos'. I had a good laugh reading the nonsense I wrote in Form 2 (or was it Form 3?)
I've changed for the better! Ain't I wackier, crazier, madder, insane-r now? I love myself.
Now, moving on to a very important issue:
MY PRINTER HAS NO INK! AND I FOUND SUCH A FANTAASTIC FANFIC! OH, SIS-IN-LAW, IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE PRINT IT FOR ME! YUURI'S HOT DATE! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE! WOLFRAM! WOLFRAM! WOLFRAM! WOLFRAM!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you would excuse me, I must take my leave before I go 'high-ing' about Wolfram.
ps - Oh, Pat, are you not at home?
I'm frustrated! My mum has stolen my one chance of ever meeting a Japanese male (as in, a real one that can actually walk into my simple life and somehow make my life turn into some happy fairy tale ending) !! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So, it was in the afternoon when I decided to daydream (for those who have read my Yearly Planner then they will realise that under the weekly-things-to-do there is something called 'daydream for an hour') about all things Japanese... men, songs, Japan itself and blah, even its culture. The handphone had snapped me out of my daydream and someone had sent my mum a message. My mum read it and she called her friend back and I heard something about Japanese and a very firm, 'no, thank you'.
Being such an 'otaku' that I am, naturally I asked my mum about it. SHE SAID:
"MY FRIEND ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO BECOME A HOST FOR THE JAPANESE HOME STAY PROGRAM FROM 28 DEC TO 2 JAN. SHE SAID I COULD CHOSE EITHER A MALE OR A FEMALE TO STAY AT OUR HOME. IN RETURN, IF WE EVER GO TO JAPAN THEN THEY'LL HOST US FOR FREE."
My mind exploded at that moment! What if we had invited a PRETTY BOY to come stay with us?? I'll **** him. (hahaha) What if he looks like Aiba?? That'll be so SUPER!! I was hoping to hear my mum tell me that she had agreed immediately but I think I lost my mind when I heard her say...
"Of course we won't have them over."
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IS THIS IT? Am I destined to remain single for life? Have I not got the slightest bit of luck in marrying a pretty Japanese? Will my DREAM of marrying a Japanese stay a dream forever? Is this my fate, that I will remain just an ORDINARY Malaysian? Can I not pursue further dreams of living abroad(of course, preferably Japan)?
And if that is not enough, my god-grandfather VERY RANDOMLY decided to talk to me about future stuff, like marrying. And he said that I should marry a NORMAL MALAYSIAN CHINESE so as to uphold the family name. How can he say something so RANDOM like that? And at such a time!!!
Wo te tien ar... / Watashi no kamisama...
*sigh*
Wahhh!!! Aren't holidays supposed to be interesting, fun-filled and splendid for pretty young ladies our age??? Instead, this miserable one week holiday is specially for me to grow more pimples and zits... Friends, we MUST NOT waste our youthful years stressing our black hair away! Let us work together and strive to 'scoop' pretty boys so that our youth will be filled with romance, beauty... and pretty Japanese boys... *evil grin*
Wen Wen and I had a pretty interesting topic to talk about today! If I could, and WE would - I would and WE could - want a handsome pretty elder brother to pamper and care for me! Muahahahaha (does the sentence make sense?) Anyway, Wen Wen and I both share similar dreams about possessing an out-of-this-world gorgeous older brother who would be the apple of every girls' eye. *nosebleed* Hahaha then whenever he were to receive goodies from gals, we would eat up all his chocolates and embarrass him with his love letters. Of course, he must also be a GENIUS and is able to excel in every single thing without studying... Who cares if he isn't that sweet to me but if I ever am in need of him, my darling brother will just rush over and protect me.... *swoon*
Dream on, Becky.
*sudden transformation*
Hui Mei, aniki is here to protect yer!!! And aniki is totally sexy and dashing too!!
*sudden transformation*
And this one week break must not be wasted by grieving over my marks! I must think positive! Look ahead of time! And, relax. I must not turn zombie-like, unlike SOMEONE in my class that I know of. I will not walk like I'm floating because obviously I'm not dead yet (and eating chicken wings won't make me fly) :p
I wonder why Jemi darling has to call me Major Blunder. I mean, look, our class teacher obviously does more blunders than both Jemi and I combined but he just never admits. And he called me 'beng'. We live in an unjust world. :p
Ooh and yeah! Sis-in-law and I have decided that every Friday is Ibu Shinji day! We will talk in suuuuuupppppppeeeeeeerrrrrrrr long sentences that possess no full stops and we'll just ramble on and on from one topic to another! So, friends, we are not crazy, ya? Just a little... 'high' over something sis-in-law defines as... cool. :D
And erm... ooh! I actually had a lot of free time today so I did a SUPER thorough research on myself and I discovered that I watched 1592 anime episodes from June 2006 til now, 10 October 2007! Can you believe the amount of episodes I have in my brain! I love being an otaku!! Yippee! I'll work harder! I must hit 2000 episodes by end of this year! The only problem is... I've watched most of the available anime... what else is there to watch... *inhuman sigh*
Maaf zahir dan batin, minna-san!!
The dramatic 'hime', myself, (or to the Tengoku no Versailles family: wakai shiroi gin ke oujisama Estonia von Versailles) now bid all my faithful readers a sweet farewell.
*ahhh!!!* Ames said Danson will be acting in a gay show! I don't quite know whether I should be happy or SAD but I just hope the show won't be boring or DUMB! Let's pray that Danson will be the main character... yippee!!
