Most unpredictably-INTERESTING day~

First things first....

WHY IN THE WORLD IS ADAM IN THE BOTTOM TWO????!!!

(... thank God it was Matt. Or else my mum would have been in a far worse form of hysteria than I can EVER be in.)

Thank God Kris is still around for me to swoon and admire... *nosebleeds*

Today was probably the most unpredictable day for me during my very short duration in MBS. One that had its craziest and most memorable moments; most funny, yet there were times when I was pissed off like hell: ALL in a day's work!!

Started off with the usual assembly - but remember the previous post about cat fleas?? AHA! Mama Wong refuses to enter that flea-y class of ours (I wouldn't enter it myself...!) and it's understandable that she has to go see Dr. Ong To (dunno how it's spelt, but he's one great skin specialist, that's for sure.) thanks to those pesky flea bites. So HuiYing darling and I ran off to HM's room to see if he has resolved the matter. To our utmost surprise - he passed us a BRAND new bottle of Shieldtox.

... HuiYing and I were like... "Huh?"

And if that's not surprising... wait til you listen to what he said. He said,

(Quote 1 of the day: HM to HuiYing and I- sharing tips on using the Shieldtox spray)

" KAMU TENGOK DIA, KAMU TEMBAK DIA!"

.... and that's probably the yeng-est thing I've heard all morning!! Couldn't stop laughing as HuiYing and I laughed (and randomly sprayed everywhere) all the way up to our flea-y class.

The drama continues on when HuiYing and I forced our darling classmates to evacuate our flea-y class - run to the foyer, darlings!! - and then I realised that I have found a promising career for myself: AN INSECT EXTERMINATOR!!!

Fuelled with determination; HuiYing and I closed all the curtains and exacted our revenge! Down to all ye buggy vermins!! We successfully sprayed and emptied practically 7/8 of the weapon-of-mass-destruction the HM awarded us with :P We sealed off our class, latched it tight and ran for our lives~

... until Jonathan accused me of killing the ozone layer. I guess it WAS a weapon of mass destruction...?

Anyway, skipped 2 periods of Math and 1 period of MUET thanks to SUARA once again. Got stuck in the Ed-Board room reminiscing about our drama competition because Chris and Jon played it on the comp. I thought I had successfully rid the Daddy Mummy Indian song from my mind (thanks to Vin during MUET exam in Dewan Budaya it was stuck in my brains for a while) AND NOW IT'S BACK IN MY HEAD!!! Darn it...

*hums to Daddy Mummy* Oops.

Jon, Chris and I shared some crazy 'Celine-Dion-songs' moment - in which Jon was actually trying to impersonate Beng Leong's crazy antics. Had a big laugh!

Anyway, ran down to see HM again for SUARA... then went back to my 'class' which was assembled at the foyer the WHOLE DAY. Imagine having lessons in the foyer!! That was really... um, memorable. No way in the world am I ever gonna forget PA lesson in the foyer when Viki exhibited his most 'yeng' pose!!

(Quote 2 of the day: from Mr. David to Pn. Ang bout Viki)

"TUA PAN, TUA TO LO PUN SI SIANG EH LA."
(either in class or ANYWHERE ELSE, his sitting/sleeping position is still gonna end up the same)

.... ahahahahaha.

After some desperate and useless attempts at trying to understand my Chemistry PEKA amidst the distracting noises in the foyer - it was recess time when I went hysterical after getting two consecutive stabs to the heart. Uh-huh :P Ama and I also successfully scared another bunch of Form 5 boys that I absolutely do NOT know.

Wasted three periods in Chemistry spoiling my noise and completely destroying my sense of smell thanks to the most pungent smell produced from the reaction between ammonia chloride and magnesium carbonate diluted in nitric acid.

Was stressed out because of my piling homework and unfinished Maths T exercises. But then after school, I HAD to go see you... which made me completely, infinitely, ultimately...

PISSED OFF.

C'mon, shouldn't you be showing a little affection and consideration for those who have wasted their eyes for you? It's not about the money; it's about the TIME and our EFFORT. Appreciation would be very much welcome but you just had to -

PISS ME OFF.

Thank god it's the last time. Works both ways if you can't stand me.

That concludes my very interesting post about the wonderful chronicles of today's events~!! Happy Labour Day, everyone~! It's gonna be a fun-filled day of 5 hours Chem tuition!

Fleas and ticks

While the rest of the world is overly conscious over the swine flu, our class is more concerned about... CAT FLEAS.

...

Yup, you read that right. CAT FLEAS. I have no idea just what age we're living in - I mean, dealing with CAT FLEAS??!!

Our days in Form 6 never ceases to get crazier. And weirder. :P

Jill came to school today with swollen legs and itchy ankles. Suddenly we realised during Bio that almost everyone in my class has these bites around their ankles (including me... NOOOOOOO!!! The itch stole away my concentration from helper T cells and macrophages during bio today). WOWOW. Debz concluded that cat fleas are terrorising our class.

.... Strange.

ANYWAY, was raining this morning and Ama and I faced some 'obstacles' making it back for our PA lesson. Ended up missing one whole period. Ahahahaha I think Adrian will know what I'm talking about... Oops. And probably the whole of 5 Ak 1 too. :P

I'm proud of myself these days!! My hysteria is so in control that my obsessions are not running away anymore~!! YAY!!! *swoons*

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

To a more 'pek chek' topic, the Lower Sixes will be coming in less than two weeks. And yet SUARA isn't even sent to printers yet!! WTH. I hope he doesn't reject it again tomorrow or else...

*STARTS AN ELECTRIC SAW*

Just another day in Science 2...

This is an exclusive peek into the every day life of those mad nutters in Upper 6 Science 2. My class~!!

You should expect nothing less from my class: since we have a crazy monitor like me, a cute assistant monitor like HuiYing and psychos like Juju, MYen, Ama, Mei Ling and Hone-y~?? All of these thanks to Debz darling's great phototaking skills. :P

Hone-y, Ama and I successfully smuggled up food to our class after reccess!! Can't believe Ama kept Kopi Peng in her pocket for 5 minutes. She later complained that her skirt got all wet. :P This pic shows us refilling the plastic with water... Debz should have snapped a pic of us WASHING the plastic bag. Ahahaha. We 'washed' the bag through the WINDOW.

Ppl on the opposite block might have thought that some lunatics were peeing out the window...

...oops. :P

Our tiny feast continued!!

My darling er... 'hubby' Mei Ling and I sharing some alone time - together with Hone-y.

Me doing what I do best... SPREADING THE LOVE~!!

And then I decided to give Hone-y a half hug. (No wonder Mei Ling keeps saying I berlaku curang. BWAHAHAHAHAHA)

Behold!! Among the two noisiest ppl in Science 2!! Ama and I!! We look so yeng. BWAHAHAHAHA

Our sitting arrangement today is also extremely yeng!! Ahahahaha notice which direction HuiYing is facing. :P 4 tables were joined together today for the MUET Speaking test. Somehow everyone was just too lazy to rearrange back the tables.

On second thought... nobody's on duty to 'susun meja' in my class. Oops. :P

I thought David looked yeng today!!

I meant DAVID OOI, not David Leow. :P Ahahahaha just kidding~!

For the first time in some 20 years... I thought Ama actually looks studious with the tie on!!

Yoke Yee darling and Mei Ling darling look really cute here~!!

Erm... for some weird reason I was posing for Debz in the next room. :P I was in there to disturb another group of people who were practising really hard for MUET Speaking.

Today, I can almost conclude that I was proud of myself for not falling into hysteria. However, it was my classmates turn to BE hysterical for me!! Gosh, I love MYen and Debz a lot~!!

See how SWEET Debz is?? She was spying on the next block for me!!! :P She knew I'm obsessed with Mr. Japanese and cute Nick~!! (My Korean is in 5P2 so it's really hard for me to spot him. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Which is a good thing. I think my blood would have run dry if I witnessed a triple delight.)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

... ahem. Control.

So I was randomly paying attention to PA lesson in class... and after Mr. David left class, I stood up to get back to my seat or something. But to my surprise, at that very fortunate time; Nick was walking out of class. My most spontaneous reaction would be: "Ooh!" but...

... but to my UTMOST surprise, MYen suddenly stood up and started screaming, "Nicholas!!"

Juju, HYing and I were laughing like maniacs!!! I got kinda worried that everyone would think it was me (because I'm the hiau po?) and then MYen yelled Nicholas' name once again.

WOW. Once again I witness the true power of friendship... and obsession. :P

Debz was hurling around for my camera and she ran to the next room to get a clearer shot of him - which ended up with...

THERE.

.... blur, I know, but who wouldn't be able to recognise the style and the height?

*squeal*

.... believe me. I am completely innocent when this picture was taken. If anyone heard yelling between 11.45-12.05, it would be MYen darling, who was somewhat over-excited and NOT me.

Anyway, our madness continued til Science and Maths club...

... when Ama broke a full disc using her bare hands.

And there we are, actually looking hardworking for the first time in the club. :P

Anyway, I'm proud to announce that I've got myself a dear new brother... Jeevan~!! Not short enough to my liking, though... BWAHAHAHAHA. But great as a travel companion when I walk home from school :D

Whee~ What else? Ooh! Saw Renaldo's dad today and I thought it was his FRIEND or something and certainly not his DAD. So young looking!! And barely any resemblance - as far as my half blind eyes could see. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

I was actually kinda stressed today, having missed ALL my lessons before recess - I was with the HM. And being with the HM - brings nothing but a dramatic rise to my stress level. And my thoughts about my little meeting with the HM over SUARA... isn't something that I'm gonna blog. It's gonna ruin the mood~ (plus, putting it here might have a lot of ummm... UNFILTERED and UNPLEASANT words.)

To sum it up... today was just anothere typical day in Upper 6 Science 2. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Embrace the world of madness, huns.

Addiction and Insanity

Whee~!! I'm skipping school today in support of a classmate who got suspended!

... just kidding. My mum would kill me if I told her that.

BWAHAHAHAHA the real reason I skipped school is to catch up with Kuroshitsuji. Made it up to episode 16 today!

Had my school MUET test in Dewan Budaya last Tuesday... and I can conclude that it was one of the most relaxed and fun exam I've ever had~! Thanks to Vin who suddenly had to dance an Indian dance. :P Hahaha that mad woman somehow made me dance with her at the back of the stage reminiscing about our drama practices.

I can conclude that I screwed up probably 83% of my MUET test paper - so I'll probably get pretty low marks this time around. No worries though~ BWAHAHAHAHA. And that's all thanks to my beautiful sitting position which enabled to see many cute shorties. I was, er... PITIFULLY distracted and practically lost at least 20 minutes dreaming for each and every paper.

Anyway... I'm addicted to Kris Allen almost as much as Manda's addicted to Adam Lambert. Sadly Kris will never win the competition if Adam is around. :(

After last's night's amazing Carribean style performance from darling Kris... I REALISED THAT KRIS IS SHORTER THAN RYAN SEACREST. Do you know how much significance that observation carries??!! KRIS IS SHORT!! OMG!!! My 'shortie-mania' took control over my entire body again and my mum was a victim of my 'shortie' hysteria this time. Ahaha. Sorry mum. :P

KRIS IS CUUUUUUUTE!! AND SHORT!!

*nosebleed*

OMG. I think my next blog layout may be Kris-themed.

PC Lim look-alike??

Was outside the Rovers Gathering at Shaw Hall when I saw an almost familiar figure....

Everything about him just yelled: "PC LIM!!!" From the WHITE t-shirt, the messy hair, the square jawline, the specs... up to the way the shirt hides behind the belt at that particular spot.

... frightening!!

But when he turned, I realised that he's a fellow Form 6 schoolmate of ours. Phew.

... A random post, I know.

Nicque-Mania

I got one of the biggest shocks in my life on Thursday thanks to Ama's (Khai Ying) lunatical F1 driving!!! This was what happened:

As usual, Ama dropped Renaldo home after school at his place.

(Renaldo's suuuuuuuucccccch a good boy~!! BWAHAHAHAHA and that's because he treated both Ama and I to ice creams. I like him. :P But I went home and told my Mama that Renaldo was sooooooooo nice because he found a WAY into my stomach, and my Mama practically yelled while laughing, "lau gi na ah lu siau cha bo!!" (direct translation: you cheated a CHILD you crazy girl!) It was loud enough for the neighbours across the street to hear her. Yup.)

So, we had to make a U-Turn and pass by our school front gates in order for Ama to drop me home. Since I'm still rather shortie-obsessed... I just HAD to stare at MBS to look out for my pretty Korean, my cute Japanese and the very 'yeng' Nicholas.

Hahaha don't worry... I think I have self control right now?

ANYWAY, while staring out, Ama noticed Nick somewhat standing at the bus stop with Chris. At that time, I think Ama's car was somewhere near the traffic lights outside of the school gates. She scared the hell out of me when she suddenly said, "AMA!! Look look look!! Nicholas!!"

(Ama/ Khai Ying calls me Ama just the same. Yup. Confusing. And I think I was so shocked and traumatised that I was practically, "HUH? Nicholas? Where? Nicholas?")

And then she TOTALLY SWERVED the whole car, IGNORING ALL TRAFFIC, I REPEAT, SWERVED THE WHOLE CAR TO THE BUS STOP - that was on the OTHER side of the road - and stopped DIRECTLY in front of the bus stop.

WOW.

Here: a visual of what happened.

I would like to repeat that: SHE CUT FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD ALL THE WAY TO THE BUS STOP JUST BECAUSE SHE KNEW I'M 'SHORTER-PEOPLE' OBSSESED.

... the power of friendship... and obsession.

WOW.

( I can't believe I'm talking so excitedly bout my near-death experience. Not very near, actually, but STILL... just for NICK, OMG. These crazy Amas. HAHAHAHA)

The skills of this future F1 driver never fails to amaze me - ever since I got home in one piece.

Even the BLIND would have noticed how ONE white Kancil so very dramatically stopped in front of the bus stop - what more Nick and Chris. OMG. I was then laughing like a mad GAY, probably reminiscing about Ama's fantastic driving that I couldn't even look Nick and Chris in the eye with a straight face. :P

And that probably explains why Nicholas refuses to look at me today... he must have probably thought I went into another hysteria then. :( It was rather depressing. AHAHAHAHAHA. Ask my classmates.

Anyway, found a horribly CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE picture of Renaldo when he was 12! Looks really, really CUTEEEEE~!!!

He looks really tiny then!! But now he's my height. GEE. Wish they'd stop growing. :P

Anyway.... SUARA's almost done, and almost circulating - and I hope NOBODY rejects it again. And NOBODY means NOBODY. I'm gonna kill them if they decide to change anything. I NEED TO PUBLISH IT BEFORE THE LOWER SIX ENTERS MBS!!!

Stress stress stress - it adds to my shoulder aches, tired eyes and.... a bleeding nose?? Oh well.

MBS is full of shorties~!! YAY!! I'm gonna search high and low for a F4 target. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

I found out last night that there's a boy in 3A whose mum is kinda close to mine. OMG. I hope nobody in 3A calls me a hiau po (except Renaldo). OMG. But it's okay - it's not as if my mum doesn't know about my obsession...

.... I think.

Uh-oh.

Sports Day and Mumblings of Today....

Wanted to blog this up last Thursday but was too busy drooling over the photos til I forgot to. BWAHAHAHAHA

A word of warning for those soon to enter MBS:

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!!

... because I had the wettest, most fun, but FIRST and LAST Sports Day in MBS last Thursday!!

Rained like cats and dogs when I woke up early in the morning but somehow managed to crawl to school dry but LATE. :P Went to the canteen to see everyone else looking very grateful because the MASTER CHEF HAS ARRIVED!!!! (that's me.) Well, all except for Nicholas Ma and Renaldo who were like, "WHAT???!! Her ah??"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

HuiYing and I had fun making this awful Blackcurrant cordial drink~!!

... ahem.

Anyway, tried to fry a few fries but ended up almost killing Ama, HuiYing, Wilson and Renaldo (the Master chef, me, was only HALF awake that time.) BWAHAHAHAHA. Renaldo took over and he looked sooooooooooo cute trying to cook~!!!

*nosebleed*

Poh Chong came over and tasted the fries and everyone just KNEW it just lacked something. So while HuiYing darling and I pondered around the scientific aspects of cooking (angle of the wok with the fire, degree of hotness, percentage of oil, magnitude of frying, time taken) using Physics principles and stuff, Renaldo continued on CUTELY frying on those fries.

*NOSEBLEED*

CUTE~!!

Only later when most of the marchers had to march under the heaviest rain in the history of Penang, did HuiYing and I perfect the art of cooking!! It was a success!!

That's why they call me a MASTER CHEF. :P

Anyway, HuiMin called me over to Suffolk House where I laughed like a nut watching Gerry hide behind the wall while following the dikir barat. Walked over to the other side of the wall and laughed even harder when I saw David performing!! HAHAHAHAHA :P

Vin and I shared some special bonding sessions together roaming around Suffolk House and the bridge over the river - crapping bout life. I will definitely put up more suicide photos once Vin darling updates her blog. :P

We then realised we were hungry, and the VIPs were treated to some really lavish buffet in the Suffolk House. Vin did the UNEXPECTED by stealing a whole TRAY of bread custard (with permission from Ms. Rajenee??) in which all of us at the back devoured. BWAHAHAHAHA. I did snap a photo of HuiMin and Vin stealing and eating leftover sandwiches. :P

After interviewing VIPs, Vin and I then stood in the field where the rain was pouring heavily - under an umbrella that was so obviously leaking! She managed to snap some really nice photos for Ed Board~!! Since the rain was so heavy, eventually the field got all flooded up. Just as Vin and I removed our shoes - suddenly the HM announced that Sports Day was cancelled. WOW.

Vin and I - SHOELESS and CLUELESS. WAHAHAHAHA. WOT! GOT!

Went back to our Science and Maths stall where we were supposed to be selling fries and drinks but somehow realised that every FOOD was sold out!! That means I was a great chef after all!! Whee~!! However, there were BIG amounts of the syrup drink left... almost about what, 20l left? To clean up the drink container, Ama and I went crazy trying to drink up the whole container.

.... I think I was at my 7th cup when Martin came by to help us drink. It was my 11th cup when Jeevan appeared. Somehow Renaldo decided to join in... but didn't last long :P

*some time later*

..... Martin gave up after his 10th cup, or so, I think. Then Jeevan gave up. Ama and I were still there GULPING that BLACKCURRANT syrup drink up to 27 cups or more!! Ama drank more, I think. I paused pretty often because I kept laughing when Juju and Jeevan snuck ice cubes inside my t-shirt. :P

WOW. Went home and visited the toilet some 5-7 times in an hour.

Dropped Renaldo home after sports... and suddenly I realised.. HEY!! He's not that SHORT anymore!!! He's WAYYYY taller than Vin already.... and I didn't notice his growth???!!! Probably because he keeps standing next to Poh Chong, so I don't realise that he's actually growing. AWWWWW. Can you imagine how fast boys grow?? Just a month ago he was shorter than Vin. :( I'm kinda sad...

... because I wanna chase shorter cute boys ONLY.

Happy times with Renaldo!
See how tall he's grown?? He's actually around my height already...

(Nick still counts because according to David, his muscles are stiff - and he won't grow.) YAY! I still have two left then - just Ken Ichi and Nick.

Anyway, today, thanks to Vin, I got the SHOCK of my life. Vin made me go look for David to ask him to get Dikir Barat pictures from Pn Azalina. WOW. And this David just ran out of his Add Math class and lead both Ama and I to Pn Azalina in 5 Ak 2. The way he asked for the pics has got to be most yeng or something.

I was surprisingly very frightened when she asked Ama, David and I to sit down in her class! I almost thought that she was gonna yell at us for interrupting her lesson or being rude. TO MY SURPRISE, she started talking about egos or something, and about being FEMALE. I think she said something like...

"Kalau kamu semua ini perempuan, dan kalaulah kamu suka seorang lelaki, kamu mesti ada ego!! Takkan kamu ini selaku perempuan, takde maruah diri cepat cepat pergi peluk lelaki kah??"

At this point, Ama and David were already staring at me, and I was already laughing AND BLUSHING like a mad GAY. But to my horror, she wasn't done.

"Contohlah, kalau kamu ini perempuan, suka kat ADRIAN, takkan kamu pergi ikut dia mana-mana dia pergi, pergi peluk dia macam takde ego...."

The rest I don't think I heard because David, Ama and I were already laughing and on the brink of crying. I was sweating like a nut. I felt as if I had to menahan peluru or something. WHOA. She really, really shot me - BULLSEYE. :P Fantastic teacher, she is. Would love her as my PA teacher!!

(In case nobody understands this: it's because Renaldo's name is also ADRIAN RENALDO TAN GUAN HOOI :P)

Mr Khor then very unceremoniously came in with a bunch of police officers and were talking bout pelajar ponteng sekolah. Which SHOT me once again, because Ama and I were, literally, ponteng-ing Chemistry. Which wasn't intentional. :P

WOW. I love Cikgu Azalina~!!

Bye Yuennie~

Firstly, I will CASTRATE both Chee Hong and Yew Jun for not showing up. :P

Secondly, despite NOT gambling, we had a great time!

Thirdly, NO Heineken, but we were perfectly insane already.

Thursday night, the same day after our Sports Day.

We had a blast, though we were celebrating something sad. Yuennie darling will be leaving for Canada forever!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! I hope she'll miss us all. All of us crazy ppl, that is. And remember that she was part of the group of ELEVEN NUTTERS who made the most noise in Town Steamboat on Thursday night. :)

Ming Yen and I were the first two to reach!! Nothing to do, so of course we took some pics. HAHAHA

Our long long table - consisted of FOUR BBQ steamboat sets.

I LOVED THIS CUTE LOOKING THING!!!! Tasted fantastic!!

Wherever we went, we were sure to EAT BIG and create an EVEN BIGGER MESS and produce and EVEN GREATER amount of noise. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Our table was easily the noisiest one... thanks to our very sudden outbursts of 'YAM SENG!!", or "CHEERS!!" and a sudden "YAM CHA!!!!"

Me cuddling up with 'Rebecca Ang'. BWAHAHAHAHA (which means, in Hokkien, 'Rebecca eh ang.' Get it? :P )

Poor Yuennie!! She has to shrink and bend her knees to take photos with all of us. The problem with being tall. :P See why I LOVEEEE short people??

Ah Wah, Debz, Ee Lui, Hone-y and me~!!

MingYen was merajuking somehow....

BERGAYANYA!!! WengWah was the only male among all the females... and mind you, he was treated like a KING.

HuiYing and I~!!

Ama stealing my Mei Ling. :P Btw, MeiLing was CRAZY over the pot of tea the WHOLE night.

WengWah, Debz and I.

.... HIS TONGUE CAN REALLY STRETCH!!!!! OMG. I get the creeps everytime I look at his tongue.


Mummy and her daughter~

HuiYing darling - TOO full, but has cravings for chicken.

Ama and Mei Ling playing in the CHILDREN'S PLAYGROUND. Afterwards, we read the sign back there. HAHAHAHA oops. We're SIX years old, right? :P

THAT playground is CURSED, btw. I tried some ten thousand times to shoot a basket but NOT a SINGLE one went in. It's cursed, because I was a Bola Jaring player in Std. 6. :P

HuiYing then went crazy looking at lil kids playing until she claimed that every small boy she saw was HERS.


HAHAHAHAHA and THIS - is MOST MEMORABLE TIME!

After saying bye to Yuennie darling, Mei Ling, HuiYing, Ama and I went on our 'Ah KUA' (pondan) search around Penang Road!! We went quite so many rounds that the auntie selling pancake must have recognised our car or something. HAHAHAHAHA. Not much results... in the end we only saw 7 Ah Kuas and 1 Gay, I think. BWAHAHAHAHAHA ask me for the recordings, ppl. I documented our entire Ah Kua expedition.

On Thursday, I successfully....

FROZE TO DEATH IN THE MORNING, and SWELTERED LIKE HELL AT NIGHT.

No wonder I got a cold. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Suicide Attempts and Balderstone

Balderstone is obviously gonna lose again... no surprise there~

And while most of my friends are busy sweating and marching it out on the field, I was more worried about the tri-elections going on.

NAH~! XP HuiYing darling and I were too busy roaming around school trying to skip classes.

And Vin, Ama and I resumed our usual favourite past time during break by attempting suicide... WHICH ENDED UP LOOKING FUNNIER THAN INTENDED.

That's all three of us~!! Weng Wah took this!

Ama looks yeng. :P

(I'm gonna make sure she attracts guys to our stall on Thursday. Oh!!! Did I mention?? I'll be cooking on Thursday!! So make sure everyone buys food from me!! Cos my food is embedded with love~ BWAHAHAHAHAHA)

Vin and I almost doing it.....

.... UNTIL WHAM!!! Yin Lei comes around rubbing his forehead while Chris yells, "Tell me if you need a push!!"

And then we went back to class :P (or not.) BWAHAHAHAHAHA had fun skipping lessons!

THE SPIRIT OF YOUTH~!!! (and my worse nosebleeds to date.)

OMG Manda dear. If you think THAT was energetic, hun, you've seen nothing yet of whatsoever nonsense I did in school today. :O

If my mum were to ask me what I do in school.... I'll gladly tell her that:
1. I stalk cute, short boys.
2. I practice 'tiau kang-ing'.
3. I've learnt to throw mangoes across a wide river. (important for survival one day)
4. I celebrate spot checks.
5. I have a thousand lives.

And today's drama unfolds by...

Sports Day will be held this Thursday~!! And as a result, the Sports Rehearsal will be held throughout this whole week. Starting with today, right after assembly. But before assembly, I suddenly realised that my class was LOCKED.

So right after assembly, Ama and I went hunting for the french-fries auntie's husband who holds the keys to every corner of our school. By some sheer luck or something, he wasn't at the canteen, so the Mak Cik asked Ama and I to wait up for her husband. Obviously Ama and I are too energetic to be standing still at one place waiting, so I invited Ama to continue on the 'tiau kang' rehearsal Vin and I did on Friday.

While standing at the edge of the river...

...Ama and I suddenly noticed that MR KHOR, our PRINCIPAL, of all teachers, was buying food from the canteen. Out of stupid desperation, Ama and I hid behind a tree... in which Debz, Ming Yen and Juju saw (they thought that we were a bunch of idiots. BWAHAHAHA).

And when the coast was clear... we ran to the other end of the canteen and yelled for the Pak Cik who was taking a bath... for the keys. While waiting for him to come out, Ama and I invented a new game: Tossing Mangoes Across the River!!

... they should put that up as a sport during Sports. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

After recess, both us 'hiau pos' continued stalking that 'Japanese' guy that we were so proud of. As a result... I think the whole of 5 Sn and 5 Ak 1 must have thought that the both of us were stalkers or something. :P With no thanks to David who so blantantly labelled me as a hiau po.... :P

It would be no wonder if the 'Japanese' guy noticed!!!!

And with warning from both Jon and Nick (who noticed Chun Yew... and I didn't cos I was too busy still staring at the 'Japanese'), I somewhat stupidly walked into my classroom in the middle of a spotcheck and successfully lost RM5 worth of liquid paper. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. The worst thing is that.... I'm actually really happy because FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MBS, MY CLASS FINALLY GOT A SPOT CHECK~!!!

... Pardon me for being nuts, but... I was REALLLLLLLY excited with the spotcheck!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Even though I got booked. :P

After school.... OMG. Ama and I stalked the 'Japanese' around again and this time we caught him talking to Pn. Ang~!!! I asked Pn Ang about him... and VINNY DARLING, YOU SHOULD BETTER READ THIS PROPERLY BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BOLD THIS UP FOR YOU.

HE IS NOT A JAPANESE. NO JAPANESE ORIGIN WHATSOEVER. NO RELATIONSHIP TO JAPANESE.

WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS NAME, HE SAID, "IT'S BECAUSE MY DAD JUST SUDDENLY DECIDED TO NAME ME THIS."

Ama and I walked away almost so dejectedly, until I met Renaldo and practically lost all my sanity once again when I saw him flash his set of beautiful teeth while -

UH-OH. Almost lost myself there. Oops. Let me start again...

Met Renaldo after school and HE - decided to end his silence streak... if Ama and I were to drop him home.

....

OF COURSE WE DID!!!!

Ama insisted I sat at the back with him in the car, in which I died over some 200 times (due to anaemia) looking at him 'am chio am chio' (blush) flashing those CUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTE smiles. OMG OMG OMG

And I'm very sorry to say this to myself: but at that moment, my self control was at its PITIEST. OMG.

I practically STALKED him til he went inside his house. OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO he's gonna be VERY afraid of me right now, and it would be a miracle if he can somewhat still look me in the eye after today's incident.

I went home feeling absolutely drained of self control and basically ALL of my life energy that I wasted some good 20 minutes staring at white rice. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hopefully after my 20 minutes of meditation, I'll be able to go to school tomorrow with a somewhat straight face and proper self control. :D

Wish me luck, people!!

(Btw: Ama was the one screaming Nick's name and Ken's name across the block today. NOT me. And somehow, I was framed!!!)

As Promised~!

Phew~ took me some half an hour to upload this up. Sorry for the EXTREMELY bad quality and the tremendous shaking (obvious proof that I'll never be a successful cameraman someday)... because I was too busy rapping, dancing and FIGHTING, probably also praying when those brilliant actors were up there doing their thing. Do not kill me if you get a headache watching it( I almost got one rewatching it. Oops.) Be prepared to laugh, and please ignore both my voice and Ama's voice in the background, obviously worried to hell bout those cute kids up on stage. Oh, and ignore Vin's random hands, occasionally.

Last but not least, lose yourself in Nicholas's wonderf-

ERRRRRRRRMMM. Oops. Let's just censore that and assume I'm in perfect control of myself. Yeah? :P

The strangest thing happened at Mr. Sim's today~! I was there trying to pay my fees, and I was required to write my name. I can't believe I looked up at Mr Sim suddenly and asked him, "Wait, MY NAME is Rebecca, isn't it??" Mr. Sim looked at me like I was some kind of dementia patient or something. AHAHAHAHAHA. Can't really blame me for forgetting my own name, right? Since I'm a person with hundreds of nicknames. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

And so I would like to take this opportunity to thank all all my darlings in school who calls me by: Spencer, 'she-male', "Koay Talam", "Hiau-po", "Ah Mak", "Mummy!", "Ama", "Ah Cho", "Jie Jie", "Ah Po", "Auntie", "Hiau Mak", "Siau Mak" .... (the list continues on) until it was effective enough for me to forget my own, real name...

. . . .

However, I'm all but to proud to know that Christopher has given birth to Nicholas~! Ahahahaha. I'm waiting for Poh Chong to allow Form 3s to join the Olimpiad competition - I'll be stalking Renaldo then... BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks to Vin, I found a gorgeous hidden Japanese boy in MBS today!! Ama and I were NUTS enough to follow him like a shadow everywhere he went after school today - wasting some 10 mins following him around. And yet Ama didn't see his name tag. Sheesh~!!

Vin and I also had erm... 'fun' rehearsal-ing for our suicide plans in which I would like to call 'tiau kang' instead of 'tiau lao' (jumping into the river and not jumping from a building). I'm sorry Mei Ling, Sumitha and Nick had to witness our nutty jumping rehearsal and reminiscing!! Our real jump may occur on Tuesday.

Anyway, enjoy our drama and laugh your heads off!! Do read Vin's blog for clearer faces of these cuties.

D-Day~!

I DON'T WANT IT TO BE OVER~!!!

But sadly it is. :( I'm gonna miss them kids.

Kinda disappointed that we got third... but then, I can't expect too much from less than 2 weeks worth of practice yeah??

But I thank the entire crew: FOR A JOB WELL DONE TODAY!!! Jon was such a great Juliet it almost made every girl in the hall hysterical. And I noticed that he walks and sits WAAAAAAY more polite than I ever do. Chris, my darling grandson was such a fantastic hero by carrying Jon out of the stage in style!! I'm impressed!!

David was great too!! Hahahaha at least he practiced being 'kan' ya?? BWAHAHAHAHAHA all thanks to me who taught him how. :P Yin Lei was DAMN ACCURATE!!! He should a basketball star or something!!! His cabbage totally landed on Boon Leong face on!! So proud of his tossing technique!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Renaldo made me very very very proud!! He tried so hard to stops smiling and laughing at scenes where he needed to be serious!! HE looked SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stunning with make up on.... WHY MUST HE HAVE SUCH A MUKA SAYANG~??? I dunno why Vin likes to call him 'siau kia'.... I just can't bring myself to say anything bad bout him BWAHAHAHAHAHA and AIYOOOOOOOO he makes me feel like nosebleeding everytime I see him....

... oops. I need self control. :P Self control. Control. Control.

Chee Yong looked so horribly sexy that I think I also died then when I saw him with make up on. HAHAHAHAHA. But then I noticed that he has SOOOOME muscles. WOOOOW.

Adriel and Boon Leong were definitely the most natural FIGHTERS, most natural ACTORS I've ever seen. They were SOOOOOOOO good I laugh everytime I see them fight with pots and pans even though I've watched it a zillion times~! The fighting scene was fantastic, you both!!

Joseph was such a natural pondan that the moment he came on stage everyone knew he was one. HAHAHAHAHA no offense there, but he looked REALLY funny. :P

Ignatius is the wackiest doctor I've ever seen... though at one point he looked like he was almost molesting Juliet... OOPS. HAHAHAHA I would have liked it better if he held nothing back and just whacked Jon's senses out of his brains with the clipboard. HAHAHAHA

Brandon may be LOOOOUD (initially I thought he was cute and blur until I strangled him some 4-5 times today. HAHAHAHA he causes me unnecessary heart attacks!! But still cute in a short kind of way. XP) but I'm soooooo proud he managed to get most of the timings with the music right!! And lights. Thanks to Jun Yong for great spot light effects as well!! It actually went kinda well!

Gerry was great with the props!! I'm so glad I didn't see any props ending up at all the wrong places at the wrong time. THANKS GERRY my darling kia! Mummy's proud of you!! You managed to overcome your fear~!! Mummy's also proud of Vern Vern who helped to correct our mistakes!!! Quickly go give birth to Nick laaaaaaa :P

LAST BUT NOT LEAST: NICHOLAS. He's undoubtedly, and DEFINITELY the best narrator in the WHOLE competition. Loud, clear, precise and... yeng.

....

SELF CONTROL. SELF CONTROL. Huff.

I thank myself for not going into fits of hysteria except for the time when I wore the songkok and kinda begged for a victory. Oops. Ahahaha.

Now to some 'nose-bleeding' cute pics...

HAHAHAHAHA I laugh everytime I see this picture!!! See how CUUUUUUUUTE Renaldo is and how HESITANT he is when Vasugi tries to put on make-up on him???!! OMMMMMMGGGGG.

*breathe in, breathe out* Oops. Self control.

Look at the three of us very EXCITED directors. We were definitely a THOUSAND times more worried than our actors, ya know?? And I was definitely sweating more than I did when I acted in Form 5. HAHAHAHAHA and we directors aren't even acting... :P

A CUUUUUUUUUUUTE family picture of Julia's side of the family!!! Lookie lookie at Boon Leong, David, then Jonathan and my cute Renaldo. HAHAHAHAHA on a CLOSER view... I noticed something strange...

.... JUST WHAT IN THE WORLD IS JON DOING HOLDING RENALDO'S HAND??!!! That should be m-

Uh-oh. Self control. Oops. Phew.

The both of them look cute anyway~

NICHOLAS LOOKS REALLY YENG HERE~!! He spiked up his hair~!! Don't worry, I'm still sane. :P

I think he has discovered that David's my private photographer or something. Hahahaha.

Oh... erm... Vin and I are trying to show who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman'?? HAHAHAHAHA Vin's so inspired by those murals in SGGS.

THE GREATEST DIRECTORS IN THE HISTORY OF MBS~!!! Or so I think...?
Hahaha Adrian, Ama, me and Vin. I think I fainted due to exhaustion. You''ll see why in the next picture...

.... yup. It's cause I saw this pic.

Btw... I look like some ALIEN and to no surprise Ama and Nick and Adriel were the ones who caused me to look like one.

I'm proud of you all!!! My dearest drama crew!!
L to R standing: Boon Leong, Chee Yong, Ama, Vin, myself, the gorgeous gay (Chee Yong calls me 'she-male'), Gerry (who was doing his best to separate me from my OBSSESSIONS: Renaldo and Nick), David, Brandon, Nick, Jun Yong, Bryan.

L to R squatters and sitting: Jon, Yin Lei, Adriel, Chris and Renaldo.

CONGRATS PPL!! Let's be thick skin and say we're number 1!! BWAHAHAHAHA

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE NEXT PICTURE.

AND IF YOU ALL DO SEE THE NEXT PICTURE,

You'll all be terribly PROUD
of me,
because
I
DID NOT
go

hysterical.

Really. It was hard to believe...


... but I did the unthinkable of being 100% sane and aware at the time this photo was taken. I can't be any prouder with myself than right at that moment.

(I wanted one with Renaldo too, but he sped off like the wind and when I turned around from being dazed, he was completely gone. :( )

Oh yeah... sorry Nick, wanted to take that last picture of you in my previous posts out of the blog like you asked me to, but you were so cute I couldn't bring myself to. OOPS. Ahahahahaha

And with that last photo as proof: I now conclude that I've regained my self control. And that I won't be meeting this cuties half as often as I do now. :(