Last Saturday I had the most disgusting bath I've ever had in 17 years of my beauiful, gorgeous life.
THE CROSS COUNTRY RACE LEFT ME SOAKING IN MY OWN SWEAT AS IF I HAD JUST WALKED OUT FROM A BATH.
I do NOT know just WHICH other school would make students run over HECTARES AND HECTARES of land. Let me explain the route: Started at Youth Park, ran across the field to the carpark near the temple, then ran down all the way to Hotel Waterfall, then ALL the way DOWN a massive traffic jam down that road until near that Moral Uplifting Society then up through Jesselton Road, through the RAJ estate (estate, is it???) all the way up the winding path to Youth Park.
And when you think it's over - it's not. WHEN YOU REACH YOUTH PARK YOU RUN AROUND THAT GIGANTIC ENDLESS FIELD FOR ONE ROUND.
I died during the first 5 minutes of the race. I told everyone that I would meet them in the afterlife. And I thought that Wushu training the night before might make me more energetic.
My PA teacher actually saw me during my DEADEST part of the race and she was like, "AIYOOOO! REBECCA!! Kalau di kelas bertenaga sahaja bercakap!" BAH!! Of all the people to meet when I was at the DEADEST!!
Me snapping a photo at the part where I felt much deader than dead. So dead that i had to stop and decided to take a phot. :O
(This PA teacher always threatens to separate me from Ming Yen darling during her lessons because Ming Yen and I just seems to laugh over the dumbest things. For example, today, Ming Yen couldn't stop laughing looking at my library card. It's because the picture made me look as though I was ran over by a lorry. WELL, my face WAS that horrid :P )
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that race is IMPOSSIBLE!! I'm happy now that I can still cling on to my life and still on my already past-dead legs.
Someone else running with us?? Yeah, we were joined by this snake. And the weird traffic wardens (MBS students who were part of Lembaga Warden Trafik or sth) were directing the snake towards us. I THINK.
I'm in a house named Balderstone, and in short form, the old t-shirts had it printed 'BALD'. MY GODDDDDDDD!!! Thank goodness they reprinted those shirts and made them Balderstone. And if you snap a photo of the shirt when it is a little creased, it reads 'BLADDERSTONE'.
*sigh* The only up side was that it is purple. Perfect to fit the beautiful gay's (me) magnificent features. :D
NEW FRIEND!! : Yoke Yee and me in Youth Park. SEE? That's what wardens wear. I like her very much. She understands the gay's heart. She treated to me an ice cream. Now that's what I call a friend. *breaks into uncontrollable sobs*
NEW FRIENDS!! The one with the yellow shirt is Bee Siang, my darling, helpful secretary! She's lovable :P YAY!! And the one in blue is Geok Hooi!! My newest DARLING, and she's President of this, Vice President of that in our school. AWESOME. And a top scorer too. :O YAY! She's very cute. BWAHAHAHAHAHA
GAH gotta work on the front cover of my magazine now~!! Plus type some proposal's for tomorrow's meeting. And finish my PA essay - most probably I'll just abandon that one since I only have to hand it in next Monday. :P
The old F5 habit kicks in!! COPY COPY COPY early in the morning!!
Oh yeah, I forgot to declare my goal to my loved ones!!
POOKIE, and all my other DARLINGS, I have 2 goals that I would like for you all to know:
1. I WILL marry a gay.
2. I will beat a competitive frined of mine in studies. I DEFINITELY DEFINTELY ABSOULTELY will. It's a healthy challenge~! :P
Time to go!! I've been on my feet all day til 6 something pm just now. School - stay back- meeting-tuition (ends at 6)-homework-sleep. Can't blame me for not blogging, right?? I'm busy and my life is monotonous.
And I have fallen for this most gay teacher I've ever seen. Wonder if I can steal a picture of him some time soon??
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Time for a much needed update!! Terribly busy these few days working on a thousand and one things that only the beautiful gay (me) can accomplish within a limited time. Piles of homework - gladly cherished! OF COURSE I'M SARCASTIC.
So~~ old things first!! Last last Saturday, I think, we had this great reunion for ex-MGSians (F5 2008) at Pizza Hut at Sunrise Tower! Well, being the great, jovial and LOUD bunch we were... it didn't take too long to make those who are sensitive to noise sense our noisiness. (Wait, no red line?? This word exists!!?? Gosh, I learnt a new word today!)
Right- enough rambling, I need to sleep early tonight. I somehow woke up last night to watch EURO 2008 Finals only to see my beloved Germany lose to Spain!! THE AGONY of DEFEAT!! It was so painful and unbearable to watch and I must say that the Germans looked a lil sluggish. My darling Klose is beyond his prime... and he uses 'brains'(head) not 'brawns' (leg) to score. Whatever that means. :P
I'M RAMBLING AGAIN!!
Gosh, I've gotta stop that cos it's totally not gay-ish.
Erm.... where was I? Oh yes, the Pizza people complained that we were noisy and they came to shut us several times to NO AVAIL of course. I mean, how do you silence 20 people at once??!! 19 beautiful girls and 1 gorgeous gay??!! (me) And to top it off, the moment Ama and I entered the Pizza place, one of the workers there actually scared us senseless. She RANDOMLY jumped out on us and I almost died of a heart attack. INCONSIDERATE!! Ama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO old and she has to suffer such a scare.
(Khai YIng will so kill me if she ever reads this. But then again, nothing to fear, because she hardly does online these days. My darling sub-editor in chief is extremely busy too. THANKS to my constant bullying. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
We celebrated Ann Ting, Melissa and Jemimah's birthday there! The cake is a pizza. Erm... creative eh?
Us. Sorry, I had to resist the urge to open my mouth somehow because I got braces again :P Instead I now look weird in every photo~! :P
HUI KIM DARLING!! MUMMY LOVES YOU~!!
AHEM. Well, we had some moments of confusion due to poor Maths from rusted brains and poor Vayshna and Joanne had some fiery minutes sorting things out. :P But then everyone was so caught up talking to old friends that Jelissa had to WAVE her jacket like a flag as though we were China tourists. (You know, the people who travel in big groups and tours buses!! We were like that.)
Eventually... well.. eventually no one listened.
And we actually split into TWO childish groups and ran towards Gurney Plaza like cute lil 5- year olds! All because Mei and Jemi wanted to see which group would arrive at GP first - the one using Kelawai Road or the one using Gurney Drive entrance. So in like 3 seconds, Mei and Jemi split and ran like mad leaving most people blur. I followed Mei~ because she's my Mummy. :D
And so we raced. Ju Yi took off her shoes and ran like a wild goose but she got lost anyway. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA and the whole race actually looked like a thing from The Amazing Race.
Ju Yi in action!! Shoes still on :P
OF COURSE WE WERE FIRST TO REACH!!
And this is your winning group - MY GROUP!!
AHEM.
Took a few random photos, and some people began to leave for home.
Random!
Ming Yen darling, Karyn and Joanne
Then we ended up in the Food COurt after debating whether we should have 'Sex on the Beach' (Pookie-Pooka - Vinny couldn't stop laughing at this one!! For those who dunno, Sex on the Beach is an alcoholic cocktail that you can find in bars.) We wanted to go to G Hotel but because of Pookie's reluctance and worries that the bartender MAY get the OTHER meaning, yeah, we ended up in the food court.
Ended up gambling. No - gambling without money! Nobody wanted to challenge the great gay gambler!! *sigh*
FUTURE Ah Long (useless Ah Long) in action
LESBIAN ALERT LESBIAN ALERT LESBIAN ALERT
............
Seriously, I can't comment on what these two horny weirdos are doing.
And we went home after sad hugs and goodbyes to Chia Sin who will be leaving us, Ching Wen who MIGHT leave us, Karyn who will leave us.... and Vayshna and Vanessa who will meet each other the next day in college.
Okay, next stuff on a separate post~!
...*yawns*.... from the sleepy gay.
OMG!!! Balthier~!! He looks so totally cool when he just dismissed Vaan like that~! OMG~!! He's the coolest!!
*swoon*
TEACHERS' DAY!!!
.... CLASSES ACTUALLY DID BARBEQUE OR STEAMBOAT FOR THEIR CLASS PARTY.
My class ended up eating McDonalds, though. And it was hard work to get them to come send burgers over to our school! I had to rely on Mei Mei... and she severely complained that the McDonalds staff had stared at her HARD for buying 20 burgers at one shot. :P Talking about Mei Mei... she has left MBS... and we're all sad to see yet another classmate run away from boring school life. When Mei Mei left MBS on Friday, we all walked down together with her and we sang Auld Land Syne all the way!! What a teary farewell!! :( We'll miss you, Mei Mei, Wen Lee...
*mourns*
(But actually I'm even sadder that I can't play Balthier and his mundane companions. WHEN can I go over to Manda's to soothe this raging heart???!!)
AHEM.
Okay, notice that this picture shows hungry ghosts during the 7th month. :P BWAHAHAHAHA everyone queuing up to eat in the air-cond room which was SUPPOSED to be my class.
And I finally met the first batch of REAL gays!! Two very strange teachers (who happen to be more ladylike than me) managed to steal my very gay heart~! I caught one of them when he came up to stage to sing... and the other one I found when I was minding my own business in the staff room. He walked with the grace of a woman far more WOMAN than me, and he had hands strategically placed (like Ama said: "He must put his hands there to grab guys' hips") and poised as that of a woman. OMGGGGGGG!! I was definitely letting off steam when I first laid eyes on him...
*swoons*
But then he is too old.
A random picture of BLACK Ama and I, the fair, beautiful gay. We were in Chemistry tuition playing with 'balls'. Don't think dirty.
MGS-ians, as usual, thanks to Ass's wonderful guidance of just directly walking STRAIGHT into the Principal's office to complain about things that displeases us... I WALKED INTO THE MBS's PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE TOO. Bah, no biggie. :) He sure looked a load busier than Pn Wong. There's not an inch of his table spared from his paperwork. WOW.
Anyway, I walked in to complain about why we lost our air-cond room. YES, we LOST the air-cond room! For the briefest moment, I actually considered changing school because of the loss of the air-cond. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. But then again, my mum was thinking of the same too :P
Okay, we lost the air-cond room and not ONLY that, we are now occupying a small ROOM INSIDE the LIBRARY. Yes, INSIDE. And the corniest thing is that we can't walk through the library to get to our class. Instead, we have to walk THROUGH Upper 6 Sc 3 where all the seniors will stare at us... and then we'll reach our class. BAH. Dreadful.
Mr Khor said our new classroom will be built NOW and will probably be ready in two months. Their building speed must be awesome. I mean, 2 months...?? Gosh... that sounds... dangerous...
Ama and I realised however, that our current classroom ain't that bad! On Friday, while others were busy celebrating Teachers' Day with steamboat and bbq, Ama and I tampered with the TV in our classroom. Okay, our class is somewhat like an audio-visual room that has projectors and stuff. We fiddled with the TV and the DVD player like engineers and we got the TV running!! Sadly we didn't have an aerial nor DVDs to play. Bah. I should have been more prepared. :P
( I got caught by a teacher for using a handphone outside of the STAFF ROOM. I know there can't be a place more obvious to show off that you're carrying a handphone (Actually the handphone belongs to Ming Yen) but HAIYA what's done is done!! :P I blamed our form teacher for my usage of the handphone. I told the other teacher that it was hers...)
And the best part was that our Maths T teacher was in the room talking to an Upper 6 guy. Later he realised what the both of us were doing but he couldn't stop us anyway.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
By the way, my Maths T teacher speaks Japanese!! He was teaching and teaching and suddenly Japanese just stumbled out from his mouth: "Monde arimasen ka?" (Any questions?) Whee~!
Did I mention that I'm joining wushu? Well, everyone, I'm joining wushu. And today we did Tai Chi.
Yes. THIS Tai Chi. Our instructor somehow looks a little like him - only that my instructor's got a lot of white hair.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Right. I forgot to blog about my FIRST TIME experience squandering a HEFTY RM16 for some weird older generation show. A show that only pleases Ama's eyes: Indiana Jones. In fact, she stood up at the end when the two old 'ham sap lo' decided to get married. She stood up and clapped. *sigh* Notorious as ever.
Anyway here are pictures of my experiencing my first PREMIERE CLASS seat tickets in GURNEY!! Some stolen from Pookie-Pooka's blog because my crazy handphone never seems to have enough memory to store anything. (Plus my dad had scolded me for wonderously scratching every inch of the screen when my phone is brand new!! :P)
WOW!! PREMIERE CLASS!! RM16!! *swoons* I now understand why my pocket is undeniable dry this month. And once agin, turn your heads to see Hime-chan and Pookie darling!!
And lunch at Breeks was just crazy because Hime-sama waited for her Coke for half an hour and I waited for my salmon for about 45 minutes! And as Pookie (Vinny) had said, there was a wonderful display of men's gymnastics on Astro and we all ended up debating on the causes and effects of 'air cirulation' to the 'ahem'. BWAHAHAHAHA
Us, counting money! :D Turn your heads darlings, I got too lazy to rotate this picture. ;P
And due to a brain drain, we ended up spending like 20 minutes distributing each others' money at Starbucks. All thanks to Breeks and my refusal to pay using a credit card. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. In which we needed a book, a pen, a calculator... and Vinny and I laughing while snapping photos..
Will blog more once my email can be opened and when Vinny Saccharine sends me photos :)
(You might ask why Saccharine? Well, get ready for a Science fact!! Saccharine is 450 times sweeter than normal sugar!! So instead of calling your loved ones the plain old boring 'honey', 'sugar'... be SWEETER still and call them 'saccharine'!! Try it today!! And instead of the old 'I Love You', try 'I Philic You'!! All SCIENTIFICALLY TRUE!!)
... I sound like a TV advertisement. BWAHAHAHAHAHA
However, I'm saving 'Sucralose' (600 times sweeter than sugar) for my darling Balthier. BWAHAHAHAHA
If anyone finds something sweeter than all of this, tell me!! I'm gonna upgrade my Balthier.
I wish to meet anyone who's suffering from depression because I would love to meet someone who has a heartbreak far worse than mine.
BALTHIER~!!!
(Ps: Warning to all men-wannabes!! Cyclamate causes the shrinking of testicles!!) :O
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID Elder Wyrm!!! After a devastating 3 days and ten LOOOOOONG hours trying to kill that freak with an enormous HP, I finally killed it in 15 minutes. And surprisingly, it was really easy. WHY DID I HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE???
And when I finally defeated that monster, I laughed like a hyena only to be silenced by my mother's dreadful words : "You will be banned from playing after dinner."
Imagine my distress.
After 3 long days and more than 10 hours spent fighting that freako; after passing through the Feywood to have almost died in the hands of PUMPKINS and merely making it back to a Save Crystal in Golmore Jungle; after training Balthier darling up to level 24 from level 19; after making thousands of Gil stealing Iron Carapace, Malboro Vines and Chocobo Feathers (which costs 400+ Gil each!!); after forcing every character to learn a Quickening or Summon...
I finally defeated the Elder Wyrm. The main problem was that I only had 4 Phoenix Downs in the first place. So after buying 33 Phoenix Downs or so... I defeated that thing. Curse my Gil-making idiocy! I should have made more money in the first place!!
I made it all the way to the Paramina Rift and I even TOUCHED Mt. Bur-Omisace. But sadly, that's where I had to part with my Balthier.
*mourns*
Balthier!! Balthier!! How I wished I had known you sooner!! Then at this time my heart would be all OVER you and I might be drooling over Pain/Pein from Akatsuki (Naruto).
But then now you're the apple of my eye.
BALTHIER!!
*mourns*
AHEM. Right, about the first day of school after my two-week break. I woke up really early for the first time - at 6.45 am, and I was STILL late for school. Stupid early morning assemblies. Nothing much happened: just a load of homework. And PA tuition really is horrid, we have homework every week! I took 5 days to finish one graph, and 3 weeks to write one essay the last time I was given an assignment. Imagine how long I'll take to write TWO 250 word essays now. GAH.
Sometimes I think I should have gone to UTAR. So much easier.
*mourns*
BALTHIER!!
Today will be the last day that I am able to still grip the PS2 controller in my hands. And the next time I'm actually gonna see it again MAY just be NEXT YEAR after STPM. Yes, that's just how serious my mum's gonna be. (Note: I'm not the serious one. ) I was thinking of having the best Final Fantasy Marathon of my whole life - attempting to finish FFXII in just 2 weeks, but then it was disrupted when I found my dearest Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 3. So I decided to play til I finished at least 3/4 of the game in just ten days.
But I miscalculated.
Today is the NINTH day of my FFXII marathon, and after playing for some 39 hours (actually more, since I kept seeing "GAME OVER"... I saw that maybe, let's say... 17 times? Maybe less. Or maybe more.) 39 hours in 9 days. And I've only played for one and a half hours today. AND I DIED 17 TIMES.
I have more lives than a cat.
I would have gone MUCH, MUCH further but then I'm not eternally stuck at Golmore Jungle, just before reaching Mt. Bur- Omisace, trying to fight off a boss that's in the shape of a stupid monitor lizard named ELDER WYRM. He has an astonishing 74 000 HP, and my DARLING Balthier (who happens to have the highest HP and level currently) only has a remarkable 1100 HP.
I died five times to this thing in 3 days. YES, I wasted THREE days here already.
*mourns*
And now I've gotta go back to school and it's goodbye to darling Balthier.
*mourns*
I should try to wear black all day.
Well well... as you all can see... my current obsession is FINAL FANTASY XII so I'm kinda lazy to blog about lotsa stuff right now cos...
IT'S TIME TO PLAY!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA the only reason I'm here is because I owe Hime-chan a blog post. She said I need an update. So well.
TATA~
P.s. - MANDA darling!! I'm at the Yensa Sandsea right now!! I wasted some three hours training in Leviathan Dreadnought... wait... was it Dreadnought Leviathan or the other way around...? GAH whatever it is... I'm proud of my Balthier~!! BALTHIER~!!
Balthier has the most CHARMING, most suave personality, most GORGEOUS voice that I've heard or seen in some time. BALTHIER~!!
