The Many Faces of Thy Beloved Gay. (me)

Oh yeah!!!! I'm feeling full of myself today so permit me to self-praise and self-comment on this obnoxious day, yep? XD

(My mood's probably affected by the discovery of Adam Lambert's 'I'm Feeling Good' song that I downloaded from YouTube a long time ago and suddenly found today hidden deep within some archive. Ahahaha. Again. Try to say that in one sentence and DIE, man. Whoa.)

Anyway, here are my 1001 facial expressions that I never knew I could pull out. Presenting to you:

The Beloved Gay!!!! (me)

Horses are the coolest, ya know???

... and the craziest, I might add.

Sulking Gay.

I probably wouldn't be sulking if I knew at that time who was posing behind me. XD

When Hysteria hits the Gay instead of the WOMAN...
(got it, Vin? XD)

Whoa! It's not everyday you get to see me in hysteria mode!

THE GAY???!!!! CAMERA SHY???!!! FOR ONCE???!!! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!

And yup. I'm kidding. I didn't know when Peiyee took this. Super random pose at a super random time. I look yeng here too~!!!

Mafia style toast. YAM SENGGGGG!!!

Enthusiastic for all the wrong reasons when Vin's so obviously concentrating...

Begging for alms. Mercy, anyone? XD

I love this photo~! (and so do many. Sheesh. XP)

Um... cheesy?

The purple umbrella was my new lover. Hahahaha. WAS.

Relaxed~

In Dreamland, not in Bio.

All Mr. Shida's fault there!!!! Making me so obsessedly in love with HIM...

Super happy!!! Enthusiastically youthful!!! Bridge to bliss!!

I don't think there's a second picture where I look as enthusiastic and as happy as this one. That's why I really like this photo. Hahahaha.

Waltz for the Flea?

Not everyone can strike such a youthful, yet flexible pose. Not to mention, BEAUTIFUL. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

3 Blind Mice (says Jon. XP)

Stealing food in Ed Board room then feeling guilty? Nah.

~Dreamer~

(Gosh. I can't help but to comment that I look so yeng here. Ahahaha.)

A futile attempt on seriousity.

Ah Hooi looks serious all the time!!! :P

(I've got many shots at this. XD)

Doting mum. HAHAHAHA.

(My son's the one in green~)

"YOU!! THIEF!!!"
"Huh? Who...? Peace."

Myself feigning innocence (and ignorance) when my dad caught me stealing from my uncle's fridge. Uh-oh.

The days when I stink.

Dunno why I decided to put this in and degrade myself. Ahahaha.

OHOHOHOHOHO!!! When obsession meets reality!! (1)

Did I mention I adore Mr. Lim Guan Eng?? XD

(internal bleeding here when the nose has leaked enough)
OHOHOHOHOHO!!! When obsession meets reality!! (2)

Shorties are cuties.... *sighs*

New hobby: Tiau kang!

Futile attempts at suicide. XD

My wedding pic with Shida darling~

I LOVE YOU SHIDA!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

Random-ness hits the corridor

Random hugging at the corridor.

Cheeky at the wrong moments.

Erm. This was supposed to be a sad occasion.

Gambling tycoon in the making

Throw me a Bio/ Chem/ Math question and this is what you get.

God knows HOW I looked so blur for the camera...

Feigning L. Courtesy of Thar darling!

And that ends my very self-immersed post. Hope everyone had a good laugh! My Facebook fortune teller app said I shoul be 'spreading laughter' today. Nyahahahaha~

Another Loud Outing

Last Saturday was another memorable day spent with my darlings at QBay. SADLY, Pat couldn't go, Ama's car BROKE down and Vin wants to stay at home. :( Boo. But it was pretty fun all the same~

Rene darling grew taller, JuYi grew slimmer... and I grew sideways. What the heck.

We chose to eat at Nando's because poor Rene has enough of McD, KFC and Secret Recipe. Had too much in KL. Hahahaha.

So here are my slim darlings~!!

... and the DASHING MBS Sixth Formers!!!

AHEM AHEM AHEM.

I noticed one obvious difference between Sixth Formers and College students. Did you know that on that day, TWO guys approached Rene to promote credit cards??? Two people approached me too. Guess what?

I GOT A BALLOON INSTEAD.

OMG.OMG. OMG.

HAHAHAHAHA it relieves me to know that JuYi darling didn't change much too. Look at her many facial expressions when she was DEVOURING a huge burger. (She'll probably kill me for posting the pics, but I'll gladly sacrifice to get a good laugh out. BWAHAHAHAHAHA)

COMBO shots of Ju Yi laughing, choking and dirting her face all over while she savagely gulped down food. XD Good advertisement for Nando's!

I think those pics are enough to show that we almost tore down Nandos. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Rene then started reading out FANFICS aloud which almost made all of us choke on our food.

....

Some random toilet shots.... we are the hooded people!!!


HOODED PEOPLE GALORE!!!!

Did a lil shopping and spent loads of money. Dunno how I did that. BWAHAHAAHAHA. Anyway, Rene spent the most. HuiMei JuYi and I were flabbergasted over how rich she was. WOW. She wanted to treat us to lunch. I THINK I was in the wrong mind when I rejected.

....HAIH.

Went for Azuma for dinner where we spent another hefty amount of money. There JuYi told us some interesting stories and I'm proud of Rene and I who have the potential to be future psychologists. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Took a bus home with Rene after loads of laughing.... (I think I read somewhere that laughing makes one fat??? OMG. That explains many things!!!)

This was taken in the bus!!!

Rene has grown up!!!

The highlight of the day really was when Rene and I shared some DEEP moments in the bus. Stuff bout love, life and friends. How we should appreciate friendship eternally? How we should never forget one another? No matter how far we end up? Rene later said something like: "No matter who or how we end up, let nothing change between all of us. Promise that we'd be friends forever?" We had a little pinky-handshake promise.

"Sure, yeah. Friends forever."
("Lemme take a photo of this super 'kam tung moment!!!" I said, spoiling the whole moment. Oops.)

For everyone: all my friends or past foes (XD) who's reading this or not; near or far, I'm loving each and every one of you right to bits! Friends for life, and the life beyond.

Balderdash!

Time of the month again for a whooping good cleaning of the comp that almost always ends up with sheer delight of the discovery of some ridiculously-outrageous-kind of photos.

(Try saying that whole sentence out in real life and die in one breath. Gahahaha. Reminds me why I love technology.)

Anyway, allow this crazy GAY here to shower you with some beautiful pictures (that are now sleeping soundly in the Recycle Bin)~!

A CANDLELIGHT DINNER.
(...with 'ta pao-ed' fried rice?)

In case anybody doesn't know, the Air Itam area blacked out yesterday for an hour or so, I think?? How exciting!!! I love blackouts!! XP

AHEM.

I was at my Granny's that time and had a most romantic candlelight dinner with... myself. BWAHAHAHAHA.

Oh yeah, the Wushu farewell took place about a week ago or so. Had fun eating but the downside was that I absolutely MELTED and hadn't been that full... AHAHAHAHA.

WOWOW!! My face is hidden!!!

Dunno why I sounded so excited. HAHAHAHA.

I remember vaguely that I went for 'chu char' (rice) RIGHT after this farewell bbq/steamboat. OMG. That frightens me much. XP

Uh... since we're talking bout Wushu right now....

TADA!!! Me flexing my stiff muscles!!

Ama did that customary measuring of height thing there again during that farewell.

Ama has grown..... short!!!!

... AND I'm serious!!!! Compared to how tall she was during Yuennie's farewell when we did this same thing. Now.... where was that picture we took then????

....

HERE IT IS!!!! LOOK HOW TALL SHE WAS!!!

!!!!

Ahem. I have to recollect myself after that shocking discovery. Phew.


Anyway, this is my VERY brief period of being rich, so I shall prove to all of you readers PROOF OF MY SHORT PERIOD OF WEALTH.


Get prepared for my purchase of a super expensive item!!!


You will all be SHOCKED!!!!


I was really surprised too when I came back holding this. I've been blessed by some kind of God of Wealth!


I BOUGHT....



......

KOREAN MAGGI MEE!!!

Yeah. I was really THAT shocked too that I became so rich. It's short lived, though. This noodles costed me some RM13.99 or something. WOW!!!

Anyway.Random picture. Suddenly thought of embarassing Kiran.

BWAHAHAAHAHAHA.

Flawed Nationalism!

HIDUP MALAYSIA!!!!

Our 52nd Independence Day passed without much glamour due to fears of the rising H1N1 threats. A wise move, I applaud. :) But oh, look what we have here? What's more NEWS than celebrating 52 years as a nation is NEWS that we're BARELY a nation at all!
This is clearly justified with the controversy over the cow head protest in Shah Alam; putting our country on international news once again for all the wrong reasons.
(uh... wildlife trafficking, human trafficking, ignorance to AH1N1, whipping for drinking...?)

August 28, some 50 people marched to oppose the relocation of an old Hindu temple to Section 23 in Shah Alam. The reason? The mob protests that a temple shouldn't be built in a "Muslim majority area".

.....?

Which brings me to wonder.... since when has any place in Malaysia been restricted to building places of worship? Since when had the multiracial community segregated so far? How far does this reflect on our failure in upholding our 'model multicultural nation' we once were?

Most of all - how DID this argument even made news???!! This isn't even a good argument to begin with! It is just an unreasonable, unconstitutional, chauvinistic argument of sheer stupidity and utter disrespect that puts our 52 years of tolerance and unity at stake.

No one - and definitely no GROUP of people can stand above the law! Our Government has to seriously view this issue and take immediate stern action against the leaders of this protest. The consequence of their failure to do so will ultimately result in no-confidence in the Government's credibility, more social troubles nationwide, wider gaps among races, flawed nation development - and a possible repeat of May 13.

These racial sentiments are JUST not sustainable. For a country as diverse as ours, a breakdown in unity spells doom. Around this time of the year, we are often asked what it is to be Malaysian. We should all take this opportunity to review past experiences and do what we can to revamp Malaysia. Isn't that the essence of being Malaysian?

Anyway, all the racism outbursts, politicking and the not-so-booming economy makes me wonder if the current situation could get any worse. Hmmm... can it?

... I daren't think.

What exactly is the problem with our Malaysia? We have the knowledge to be globally competitive, we have the technology to keep us moving forward. What are we lacking? Ironically, its not something we have missing. To me, it's just something we lost over the years.

Our one biggest obstacle is overcoming ourselves. How long is it going to take us to realise that we are fighting a losing war against imaginary, fictitious enemies - OURSELVES???

How about we look around at what we've been doing around here, yup? Let's see... uh, we are pointing fingers at each other while throwing insensitive racist remarks. Okay. Some politicians win the rakyat over with their silver tongues that holds promises but do not perform. Hmmm. Scratch that - they PERFORM but as if it is staged. They show their outrage and condemn many issues... but the 'performance' stops there, no? We are also constantly pondering over allowing live concerts, managing leaking roofs, correct language, tackling health issues, relocation of temples, by-elections and the list goes on...

For the fun of it, let's just compare - other countries are booming by boosting productivity, efficiency and competitiveness. The recession isn't going to stop them. They can overcome it if they have diligence and the intelligence.

Uh, now, where were we? Oh yeah... by-elections!

.... Do we really want to show the world that at 52, we are still struggling with internal conflicts??!!

WHAT is 1MALAYSIA? All the racist remarks and issues are slowly - but definitely - jeopardising the Government's plans and dampening their credibility. The Government must realise that this is no time to talk if they really intend to bridge the gaps among races to move towards a 1Malaysia. This is no time to just be sitting around sketching plans and drawing great ideas such as the 'sekolah wawasan'. They must be implemented for the people are in dire need of some REAL performance!! Who remembers people first, performance now? Raise up your hands, get to your feet, and start working!

And for those unscrupulous people who utter selfish and stupid racist remarks? They must be punished at ONCE for causing all this public uproar - be it POLITICIANS, COMMUNITIES, GROUPS or INDIVIDUALS.

(Since we are already here, let me comment one or two words about Kampung Buah Pala. In my very humble and immature opinion, they are enjoying excessive benefits LAH. C'mon, when are they gonna stop asking for demands and realise how fortunate they already are?? Do they realise how much they are asking for? This is the taxpayers' money. Every other person in Malaysia has to work for some tens of years to earn a house that's worth half a million. This really is a durian runtuh. They should feel lucky that dear Lim Guan Eng is taking their plight so seriously! I wonder if any of them have heard about the plight of the Rifle Range residents some years ago. Have they seen how the previous state government compensate the residents? HAHAHA. Dig in some research and be thoroughly content with everything you have.)

Establishing a united nation is undoubtedly the most fundamental challenge in pushing Malaysia forward. But after coming so far, for more than half a century - I can't believe that racial integration and unity is now our major setback. It should have been our forward thrust! At this time, we should already be embracing calls for nationalism, we should already have identified one another as 'Bangsa Malaysia'...! But yet, it is sad to note that we are not even at peace with one another, what more discover our national identity. Our manifestation of a true nation is far from complete.

Have we failed in progressing to become a nation?

I think - as long as we are still CRAPPING without ACTING, still ACTING without THINKING, THINKING just for explosive BICKERING and still BICKERING to further worsen our internal conflicts - I'm afraid we have a long, long way to go.

Will our dear leaders please guide us away from going further astray? Well, of course change has to begin with you guys.

Malaysia Boleh!